User:The mothership
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Your typical garden variety 16-year-old girl. Currently resides in southwestern Connecticut. By mutual agreement that is a stupid idea.
Having been raised by a respectable man and a local wolf, it was shock to learn this spawn practiced "no-homo", though lulz evened out when she became a semi-fangirl and thought it was a good idea to accept primarily American-made music.
Her beau can best be described as a russian discordian with webbed feet, or if you want you can just flip through one of those children's animal 'touch' books with some duck or doggie on the cover and find him there.
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