User:Thewordslinger

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A Thewordslinger is a creature from America.

NOTICE

I wrote fire drill and GET. Also, Sage Freehaven, but that's just to hand his picture to /b/tards. Also, girl and Auschwitz, which got merged into woman and Nazi.

ALSO NOTICE

DEATH TO AMERICA! GOD IS GREAT! MAKE AMERICANS DROWN IN THEIR OWN BLOOD!! DIE AMERICA AND ISREAL!!! CONTINUE WITH 2001.9.11 ATTACKS AL-QAEDA

DOWN WITH LONDON, MARID, NEW YORK, WASHINGTON, CAIRO, BAGHDAD, JERUSALEM!!

\'\'\'الموت لاميركا! الله اكبر! حتي مع موت الشيوعيه و\'\'\'

\'\'\'الموت لاميركا! الله اكبر! صنع الاميركيون يغرقون في دماءها! ! الموت لامريكا واسراءيل! ! ! تواصل الهجمات 2001.9.11 القاعده الموت لاميركا! الله اكبر!\'\'\' \'\'\'قط ماريد لندن ونيويورك وواشنطن والقاهره وبغداد والقدس!!\'\'\'

SHIT ARTICLES I INTEND TO IMPROVE, or: IF ONLY I WAS A SYSOP

• Mark of the beast: This has the potential for lulz, but fails instead.
• Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle: Again, the potential far outstrips the reality at the moment.
• IMO: ditto.
• Bullshit: If I wanted a retarded, drug-addled high school mother's abortion to ejaculate profanity all over the internet, I'd do it myself.

watch this space! direct all comments to my talk page, plz