User:Todd McCloud
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Not a RL fox person.
Fighting the faggotry that has not yet been proven to kill ED, Todd McCloud (aka Urbanfox) can be spotted cleaning up random ED articles that need a little TLC only a true EDiot could give. He has been known to fix coding and help spruce up failing articles. White girls are cute too. So long as they're thin. No fat chicks, plz.
Having furry tendencies (not of the butthurt kind), he will agree with what most people say about the furry fandom being full of creepy furfags and really fat people. But there are some who are good. And he's in no relation to Fox McCloud... he just couldn't think of a better name when he joined ED. Sorry.
He first joined /b/ a while ago and saw that it was good. He joined ED a few days later and leiked what he saw. Once the hallucinogens wore off, he opened his eyes and saw ED was in disarray, but most of it was epic (kind of). He can also be spotted on /x/, cause he lieks the scary crap.
He also writes shit. And plays nationstates. And goes to college to learn about rubber. And likes to run. And frequents /b/. What a horrible butthurt furry thing to do. Srsly.
[edit] Pages Created
So yeah. He likes to create articles and such, for a number of reasons. First of all, spreading lulz in anything is absolutely ideal. Secondly, he actually learns while writing articles. That's right, ED equals intelligence and lulz squared. Why the squared? It's simple, really. Facts are intelligence without lulz (generally), while articles on here are facts with lulz (generally). Article creators combine facts (intelligence is a synonym) to produce an article that is awesome. So to recap: (intelligence - lulz)*(intelligence + lulz) = intelligence^2-lulz^2. Perfect fucking square binomial, if you count lulz and intelligence as variables (which they are). And yeah, lulz is subtracted, but still, lulz is always an imaginary number anyway, so it all works out to be positive (NOTE: Only mathtards and engineers will get that joke).
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Contributed to a lot of other articles as well (too many to count), including organizing the ED:Map
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I had to kill him.
I can strut upright
Like a man about town
I can wear a smile
Instead of a frown!
I can mingle with anyone I see
I’ve got it made for only me!
I can walk gently
Across the stony steps
I can greet anyone
With a gentle AHHH!!!!
GET OFF MEE!! NOOO!
BLOODD!! AHHH!!
Grrr
Grrr rrrr rrgh errrgh
Rrrgh grrr rrr grrrgh
Yrrrgh rrrgh rrr rrrr
Grrr rrrgh errgh grrr
Grrr rrrr gggr rrghrr
Urrgh rrrrgh ghrrghrr
Cat Stevens sounds awesome
When you play the record
At a slow speed
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- Sesame Steet
- Gordon Ramsay / Hell's Kitchen
- Illuminati
- Sly Cooper
- ELF
- Editing Crap - WILL NEVAR CEASE!!
