User:Tuatara

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Um. This is my page...feel free to vandalize it as necessary.

As fodder:

• I enjoy emo music
• I like Nintendo
• I'm a guy, and straight
• I am Anonymous
• I have been known to cause all sorts of drama, most of it unintentional.
• loldongs

[edit] So I herd u liek mudkips

SEIG HEIL

[edit] Recent Trolling

When in a Serebii chat room, someone asked "Lesbian chat any1?" Chaos ensued.

[INFO] Query view for “WiFiGuest6162” opened.

=== WiFiGuest6162 <JavaUser@cpc3-rdng10-0-0-cust496.winn.cable.ntl.com> “Java User”

=== WiFiGuest6162: member of #SPP-WiFi

=== WiFiGuest6162: attached to sebben.dejatoons.net “Ha Ha Ha, IRC”

--- End of WHOIS information for WiFiGuest6162.

<lolwut> Yes please

<WiFiGuest6162> how r u

<lolwut> lol good

<WiFiGuest6162> wat u done with another babe

<lolwut> Uh.

<lolwut> The thing with the stuff

<lolwut> You can't guess?

<WiFiGuest6162> nope

<lolwut> Hmm

<lolwut> How old are you?

<WiFiGuest6162> 16

<lolwut> GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!!

<WiFiGuest6162> u

<lolwut> I mean, too young...

<lolwut> 19 or soemthing

<WiFiGuest6162> wat how old r u

<lolwut> ...you're a guy aren't you?

<lolwut> I'm 19.

<WiFiGuest6162> no

<lolwut> As in, 3 years older than you.

<WiFiGuest6162> can i ask you something

<lolwut> Wha?

<WiFiGuest6162> isnt neing fisted painful

<lolwut> ...what?

<WiFiGuest6162> being

<lolwut> Not when you're as loose as I am

<lolwut> I stuck a football in there

<WiFiGuest6162> wat

<lolwut> I fucked my football

<WiFiGuest6162> fuking hell

<lolwut> I can take a baseball bat too.

<WiFiGuest6162> shit

<lolwut> Don't you try that kinda nasty shit?

<lolwut> I sucked my dog off too

<WiFiGuest6162> no god

<lolwut> You're weird...

<WiFiGuest6162> thanks

<WiFiGuest6162> alot

<lolwut> I'm gonna go see if my cousin is here yet

<lolwut> She's coming over to stick furniture in my ass

<WiFiGuest6162> when did u become a lesbian

<lolwut> When my cousin and I took a bath

<WiFiGuest6162> what

<lolwut> I stuck the soap in there and she fished it out

<lolwut> we just kinda kept going

<lolwut> and then the dog came in

<WiFiGuest6162> my god i wish i was there

<lolwut> and you can guess what happens next

<lolwut> How hard is your cock?

<WiFiGuest6162> im a girl

<WiFiGuest6162> for fuk sake

<lolwut> Oh ok then

<lolwut> How many fingers can you fit in there?

<WiFiGuest6162> do u like anal

<lolwut> My record is 16

<WiFiGuest6162> 5

<WiFiGuest6162> fist

<WiFiGuest6162> wat how

<lolwut> My hands and my friends

<WiFiGuest6162> i bet u creamed after that

<lolwut> I couldn't tell, the cool whip looks the same

<WiFiGuest6162> wat sex toys do u use

<lolwut> Squash mostly

<lolwut> sometimes zucchini

<WiFiGuest6162> wats that

<lolwut> A kind of vegetable

<WiFiGuest6162> cool

<WiFiGuest6162> is it painful

<lolwut> As hell

<lolwut> all hairy and shit

<lolwut> burn like a motherfucker

<lolwut> try it sometime

<WiFiGuest6162> bets its good

<lolwut> it's like fucking sandpaper

<lolwut> mmm bloody cooch

<WiFiGuest6162> haha

<WiFiGuest6162> do u like anal or fisting more i like anal

<lolwut> Do you have any pictures?

<lolwut> I like both

<lolwut> at the same time

<lolwut> ooooooh yeah

<WiFiGuest6162> pictures?

<lolwut> Like, of you.

<lolwut> C'mon, follow me

<WiFiGuest6162> no

<lolwut> LIES

<lolwut> Show me your myspace

<WiFiGuest6162> follow u where

<lolwut> Metaphor, metaphor

<lolwut> Nevermind.

<WiFiGuest6162> ent got myspace

<lolwut> ANYWAYS, what are you doing

<WiFiGuest6162> i am with my girlfriend

<lolwut> OMG I JUST GOT A GREAT IDEA

<lolwut> LET'S USE THE VOICE CHAT ON THE DS

<WiFiGuest6162> wat

<WiFiGuest6162> wat why

<lolwut> We can use the voice chat on our ds's

<lolwut> So we can cyber and stuff

<lolwut> or just talk

<lolwut> whatever

<WiFiGuest6162> i have no ds here i am my gf house

<lolwut> o rly?

<lolwut> she has one, right?

<WiFiGuest6162> ye sorry

<lolwut> hmm

<lolwut> Got a phone number?

<WiFiGuest6162> no hers

<lolwut> well what's hers?

<lolwut> WAIT. what 16yearold doesn't have a cell phone?

<lolwut> I think you're a guy

<WiFiGuest6162> dont know she wont tell me

<lolwut> You lie.

<lolwut> You have to call her to meet up

<WiFiGuest6162> thing is she has an 18 year old sister

<lolwut> What's HER number?

<WiFiGuest6162> i anal fucked her when she was asleep shes just woken up with cum in her bed

<lolwut> ...

<lolwut> Girls don't "CUM" nice try, Dude.

<WiFiGuest6162> love you

<lolwut> It's cool that you're a guy thoiugh.

<WiFiGuest6162> i just call it that

<lolwut> Got a pic? I'll show you mine you show me yours

<WiFiGuest6162> lets see yours

<lolwut> Fine, let me log in

<WiFiGuest6162> k

<WiFiGuest6162> do u love me

<lolwut> Uh...

<lolwut> Sure.

<WiFiGuest6162> i love you

<lolwut> I'm on the left: http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_Rq94BABHfAgA4GGjzbkF/SIG=12sh5vat5/EXP=1191269880/**http%3A//409industries.com/ImageHosting/random/Clubsi/tmp/Jailbait-018.JPG

<lolwut> I uh... love you too.

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<lolwut> and stuff

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<lolwut> MOTHERFUCKER!!

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