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From Encyclopedia Dramatica
[edit] Typical Starfox Fanfic
It was the night before Slippy Toad was to wed his fiancée, Amanda. He loved Amanda, but he couldn’t keep his mind off of Krystal. Krystal was hotter than Amanda, and Slippy had secretly been taking pictures of her in various states of undress. He kept his pictures in a locked box where Amanda couldn’t find them. He had taken out his favorite picture, one he had taken the previous week while spying on her having sex with Katt Monroe. He had tried to get Amanda to fuck other girls but she was straight. However, Krystal swung both ways, and Slippy envied Fox McCloud. Slippy looked at the picture. In the photo, Katt’s face was buried in Krystal’s lap, licking her pussy. Krystal’s eyes were closed and she was clutching her breasts. Slippy’s pants felt tight, he remembered her howls of pleasure, how she came while Katt was eating her out, and how Katt had licked up every drop before sharing a long kiss with Krystal. He unzipped his pants, revealing his throbbing erection. He held the picture in his left hand and began gently stroking his green, veiny dick with his right. He remembered how Krystal had put on a huge strap-on dildo and filled all of Katt’s holes, as he rubbed faster and faster.
Suddenly, the door opened and Beltino Toad was standing in the doorway! Slippy frantically tried to put his pants back on. “Oh, Sorry,” said Slippy’s dad. “It’s ok dad,” replied Slippy, sadly putting the photo away. “What’s wrong?” asked Beltino. “It’s about Amanda,” said Slippy, “See, I love her and all, but I can’t stop thinking about Krystal. She’s so hot, and I can’t stop thinking about her. I feel like she’s the one I really want.” “It’s ok son,” replied Beltino, moving closer to Slippy “Whatever you decide, I will always love you.” Slippy felt better, then he looked down and realized his father was stroking Slippy’s dick. “Dad?!” said Slippy, shocked. But deep inside, he felt great. “Come on son, you know you like it! Bend over and give daddy some lovin!” said Beltino as he unzipped his own pants, revealing a throbbing 12 inch cock twice as big as Slippy’s. Beltino grabbed slippy and bent him over the bed. Slippy was frightened and aroused at the same time. Beltino roughly pulled down slippy’s pants and began fucking him hard, shoving the full 14 inches of his dick into Slippy’s ass. Slippy could feel his hole being torn apart by Beltino’s massive hardon. “Oh yeah! I’ll fuck you harder than I fucked Amanda!” exclaimed Beltino between thrusts. Slippy was shocked and turned on, but also realized Amanda wouldn’t care whether he went through with the marriage or not. “Oh god oh yeah I’m gonna cum!” shouted Beltino, pulling out just in time to dump his sticky white load on Slippy’s ass. “Now lick Daddy’s pecker clean. I want to be able to eat off of it!”
And the moral of the story is...
YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS!
