User:Waterblogged
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
OKAY YOU FUCKS. First off, my real name is CRISTA. Not 'CHRISTA', 'KRISTA', 'CRYSTAL', or any other god awful chris-containing monstrosity you can conjer up. I think i would know how to spell my own name, and CRISTA is correct. Please, do not ask for boobs. she already got the fuck out.
thats one from the textbook.
Also known as: rabid, twiggy, and IRL; crista.
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"There's only two things i need in life... BOOBS!"
"Butt secks is wild 'cause it ain't cause no child."
"The second coming of Christ will require more than softcore porn, mini-bar gin and Viagra. "
"black metal was invented by robert shaw after he scratched the chalkboard from the movie jaws."
"fisting is popular among the sophisticated and rich, much like brunch."
"I see that I am double invited to join IRC, much like my preferrations for t3h fistings."
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Survey says Rabid Freak, aka Waterblogged intends on keeping the lulz alive with Evilinnocence of Deviantart, aka Industrialwolf, aka Drama Whore of Babylon, aka...--Drama whore of babylon 02:18, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
AW YEW KNOW IT BRO!! BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS!! SWEET- WANNA SHOT GUN? HIT ME UP EVIL DANA LETS GO!! twiggy 05:29, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
"Ode to Butt_Plug.
When i am in need
You are there to push
All the things that try and leak
Out of my butt like mush.
You save me from embaracement
And make me look ever so cool
When my boyfriend wants to come over
And fuck my hole of stool.
The way you feel in my ass is great
You've always been the perfect fit.
I love you very much butt_plug
& thanks always for plugging my shit."
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AKA LOLOL furry pr0nz and faggotry?
