User:Xtreme phoenix
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Xtreme_Phoenix is just a guy with a stupid handle he picked when he was ten and that has stuck with him ever since.
He is hoping that certain users with anomalous amounts of time on their hands and ridiculous weeaboo usernames aren't watching this page, because he's not pathetic enough to get into an edit war, but at the same time he wants a mildly presentable userpage.
