User:Zaphod/Operation Dongpocalypse

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Operation Dongpocalypse is the latest campaign of those ~~brave~~ cock sucking internet heroes. The target this are the small number of north Korean servers and websites, all working off of technology from atleast 5 years ago. But beware of NK's glorious leader Kim Jong Ill and his supposed skills as an "internet expert". There is one reason behind this raid: LULZ. No moral high ground or being some sort of goddamn digital liberator. But for those who need some sort "reason" to rally behind, Google "North Korea" you inbred flipper fingered fucktard.

lookout anon, this is the guy who trained Mike Sandy.

Basic Raid protocol and techniques should be observed. And to the disappointment of every newfag with delusions of grandure; This will NOT cause WWIII. The effect on the average north Korean citizen will be almost zero as most of them haven't even heard of the internet. The main goal is to bother and annoy the government it's self.

This raid is still in the opening stages and has only had minor effects. But it's the prediction of this Ediot that a massive data storm will be hitting the Korean peninsula very soon, wich could cause the biggest Lolercaust to date. So stay tuned.

Also of note is that there are no web servers located in the country, even their .kp sites are hosted outside with hosting coming from Japan, Germany and Spain.

Methods

There are many methods most of which will not be covered here because you should know what the fuck you're doing by now. But for those who have no idea what the fuck is going on read this page and most of the rest of the site.

Aside from this list, all usual methods should be covered:

Black Faxing
Rick Rolling
SODDing their Servers (the empire will never crack our rebel code)
Murder
Faxing pro-democratic propaganda WITH a picture of Kimmy on it. As it is illegal for them to destroy a picture of their glorious leader but it is also illegal for them to touch anything remotely pro-freedom.