User:Zellos/Shayla A. Muldrow
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Last Thursday, bike stealer and all around supa nigga Shayla A. Muldrow seeked great justice and engaged in a mighty battle with many elementary students in the silly state of Florida on a school bus.
Angered over a fried chicken related incident proir, Shayla brought her own 10 year old female crotch droping (one out of three raised by this toadally-awesome mom) onto the bus to assist her in the retrival of the chicken. One of these children, a ten year old, was on the bus at the time and suspected of having said chicken.
After kicking some underage ass and showing her daughter how to fight, she left her there. Telling her to "handle it". Only after being tracked down by and coaxed out of hiding by the civil rights activitsts the Jena Six was she arrested. She was sentenced to 364 days of welfare. The chicken was never replaced but her daughter did find 40 acres and a mule.
On her court day. Shayla knew she wanted to give a good impression to da judge. So, she mad sure to be chewing only the best bubble gum while on the stand as loud as possible. When asked by the totally racist dick judge to remove her tasty gum, she told him to "shut up,judge".
She was sentenced to a little under a year in prison. Her three kids are now free to start their own embarassing incidents.
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