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Short description of me: Tall skinny nerd that looks emo. I'm fucking obsessed with David Bowie and Lost. I like electronic music, even though nobody does anymore. I don't use LJ, but I did make one once to leave shitty comments on the LJs of furries and emos, my sometime archrivals.

I'm a bit of a grammar nazi, so I fix shit up here and there in articles. I'm too scared to make my own, but I co-wrote The Power 5 with Tfo. I have added maybe a skosh or two of lulz to some articles, but I'm generally unfunny, ban plz.

According to ket, I have a low opinion of myself. Well, fuck you, kettle. I can feel however I want to feel. And there's no way you OR Mom can stop me.

<zombie_bomb> so I was looking through my fifty gigs of gay porn
<zombie_bomb> when I realized
<zombie_bomb> I might very well be gay
<djbb> thats the gayest shit i ever hurd
<zombie_bomb> no
<zombie_bomb> this is
<zombie_bomb> so I was looking through my 100 gigs of gay porn
<zombie_bomb> when I realized
<zombie_bomb> I might very well be gay

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