User talk:Acimatard

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Hello, Acimatard

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Before making your first article look over ED:101. Try checking out random articles and fixing typos, grammar and/or bullshit where you find them before trying to make a new page. To start with, make multiple small edits to different articles until you have the hang of it. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being molested by ED Sysops.

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Hey don't remove shit from the main talk page like that. Also don't blank your talk.

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  ^▪TALK▪ 02:48, 14 April 2008 (CDT)

Hi, your help is appreciated, but it's not up to users to clear out talk pages. If and when the sysops think a page needs cleaned up, we'll do it. White•Mystery

My apologies, I was just so incredibly aroused last night. Acimatard 16:36, 14 April 2008 (CDT)

Dude, nice job with adding to the David Miscarriage article. NEVAR FORGET!Carvin 17:37, 1 May 2008 (CDT)