User talk:Ahanix1989

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[edit] Macfaggotry

Thank you for reaching out kind Sir and/or Madam howevar, it's a new laptop I'm in dire need of. My 2004 Power PC iBook G4 is not only the Edsel of Macs at this point, it's on a respirator and having its last rites read to it by the Reverend Horton Heat as we speak.

I should prolly make the site notice less vague. --OldDirtyBtard • WUT? 15:25, 2 March 2008 (CST)

• I've had bad luck with refuurbs (like this POS), so unless my Lord and Saviour, Lord Mudkips, steps in and delivers me a job and/or some Jew Golds I suppose I'll have to do without until I murder my mum and get what's left of the money my gramps left behind for me that she's been spending. lollers. Thanks for your offer tho!

--OldDirtyBtard • WUT? 15:52, 2 March 2008 (CST)

• • Yeah...fucking tell me about it. I've been unemployed for over a year and at the end of 2007, I took so many substantial financial hits that saving account now looks like a tip jar at Starbucks. Le sigh. However, it is the Chinese (New) Year of the Rat and being a rat myself, it's supposed to be very fortuitous for me. I know it's only two weeks in but there's nary a sign of Chinamen bearing gifts on the horizon however.

--OldDirtyBtard • WUT? 16:11, 2 March 2008 (CST)

[edit] Hello

Have you lost the feeling in your kneecaps yet? Ifotherways, hi from a n00b in the 1337! --Eating the Warm Chocolate Pudding 17:35, 17 May 2008 (CDT) And hello!

[edit] Ruh Roh

Sorry for the anal intrusion. This: (diff) (hist) . . Advice Dog‎; 13:01 . . (-3,345) . . Ahanix1989 (Talk | Contribs | Rape) (Manager Mode || Z PGRM CASHSKIM || CASHSKIM || 15000 || CASH || CASH || X1 REPORT || X1 REPORT W/ PRINT || EACH CASHIER || 09 || CASH || CASH || also removing shitty images) doesn't look good to a Sysop on RC patrol. --O☭B • ? • 15:24, 9 September 2008 (CDT)