User talk:Alex13031969

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Hello, Alex13031969

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From KH with love: holy fuck stop spamming up recentchanges

I mean seriously, we have video, do we need still images of each stage of 1man1jar?

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 ^»»W^hat 11:22, 23 December 2008 (CST)

• No --Zaiger^(talk) 11:33, 23 December 2008 (CST)

If you are still around

alex,check your PM box at theforum please. i would like to request an interview with you at some time. can we make this possible? - k a z a n t z a k i s - 03:36, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

Yo

Your ass is legend. Thewarondrugslost 13:04, 11 June 2009 (UTC) TOO HIGH TO DO HIS SIG

I see you baby... breakin that ass... LogInADog 00:52, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Hey there!

HEY THERE! Hey, Alex13031969! I saw what you did with trying to become the new goatse I just wanted to say keep up the good work

Next time try inserting something that does not break.--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 15:26, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Hai

Just wanted to stop by and thank you for the interview, it's people like you that keep ED alive and well. Here's to hoping you don't have any more serious injuries. ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 03:11, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Dude if you are still here

I dont know if I ask for too much - but I would really appreciate if you could do a picture for my roommate. I showed him your accident but he still doesnt believe you are real and thinks all this was faked ;-) Maybe do a picture for him with a paper or something saying "Bis Callis"? Bonus points for a heart around the name. Oh, and while youre at it, one for me would be great too ;-)

Keep em crackin, boy.

Let's take the job! http://rapidshare.com/files/265773808/For_Bis_Callis.rar--Alex13031969 11:37, 10 August 2009 (UTC)