User talk:Alison
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Hello, Alison
THIS IS SERIOUS; READ IT.
Congratulations on joining ED! You probably fit into one of these categories:
- 1. New User
- Before making your first article look over ED:101. Try checking out random articles and fixing typos, grammar and/or bullshit where you find them before trying to make a new page. To start with, make multiple small edits to different articles until you have the hang of it. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being molested by ED Sysops.
- If you don't know anything about wiki formatting and code, please read ED:BASIC and the Style Guide. Take your time and start slowly.
- 2. Mediawiki Migrant If you're an experienced wiki user (probably from a Wikipedia offshoot) who knows how to operate, please read ED:101 for offical policy and ED:MIGRANT for tips on assimilation and basic rules.
Whichever you are, to successfully contribute to ED, please take some time to look around, note why other people get banned and don't act like they did.
Communication with other users prevents misunderstandings and can be done through talk pages, TJC and the mailing list.
If you plan on sticking around, feel free to make your mark on the ED:Map and join the all new ED Facebook, the ED Myspace the ED Bebo and follow the ED Twitter.
--lateral |talk| 00:44, 26 December 2007 (CST)
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[edit] Old
You are old. — Grawp 16:36, 19 September 2008 (CDT)
- Not as old as NawlinWiki. He'd hit it! Hagger 18:00, 19 September 2008 (CDT)
- GTFO - Alison 20:22, 19 September 2008 (CDT)
- lolwut? Whole Wheat Toast 20:43, 19 September 2008 (CDT)
- I've had sex with Whole Wheat Bread and came. It reminded me of American Pie... and Alison's vagina. Hagger 08:30, 21 September 2008 (CDT)
- I'm not gay. Whole Wheat Toast 14:01, 21 September 2008 (CDT)
- I've had sex with Whole Wheat Bread and came. It reminded me of American Pie... and Alison's vagina. Hagger 08:30, 21 September 2008 (CDT)
- lolwut? Whole Wheat Toast 20:43, 19 September 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Heh
Indeed. In other news.../r/ /b/lackup, I'm being ridiculed.
O☭B • ? • 22:07, 19 September 2008 (CDT)
- Ahahahahaha what is this? You thought I wouldn't see it didn't you? --kh/ what 19:50, 21 September 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Fake Alison is fake
Too bad you're a fake. The language you use gives it away. Ritegroic 22:27, 21 September 2008 (CDT)
- Maybe you just don't know the real Alison all that well. Maybe I just want to see what happens when that fag calls Steve and says "Alison" called him a cunt. lollololololololol - Alison 22:52, 21 September 2008 (CDT)
Pwnt!
- Well if you are the real Alison, and there's been a lot of stuff on ED where someone impersonates someone they want to troll, which is quite lame, then what do you think of this story Image:Youarethedemons.png and is subsequent reworking into one about you? Though it has been reworked into lots of other versions and oh shit http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22you+are+the+demons%22 Results 1 - 10 of about 92,100 for "you are the demons". (0.11 seconds) hahaha Ritegroic 23:48, 21 September 2008 (CDT)
- ByAppointmentTo? — Grawp 03:07, 22 September 2008 (CDT)
- Well if you are the real Alison, and there's been a lot of stuff on ED where someone impersonates someone they want to troll, which is quite lame, then what do you think of this story Image:Youarethedemons.png and is subsequent reworking into one about you? Though it has been reworked into lots of other versions and oh shit http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22you+are+the+demons%22 Results 1 - 10 of about 92,100 for "you are the demons". (0.11 seconds) hahaha Ritegroic 23:48, 21 September 2008 (CDT)
- Ha, Alison would never say this. — Grawp 03:09, 22 September 2008 (CDT)
- Well, Fake Alison IS a fake! I ought to know! Fake Alison 15:07, 22 September 2008 (CDT)
This is obviously the work of the Avril Troll. I had the same business with him about a month ago i.e. creating accounts like Hagger????????????????? and then making controvertial edits that I got blamed for. Could it be a coincidence that the Avril Troll hasn't vanished in what freels like a week and that we start getting these socks of TOW users? I think not. Sorry to spoil your game Avril Troll. Hagger 15:13, 22 September 2008 (CDT)
[edit] I found you!
Can I haz buttsecks now? Whole Wheat Toast 22:25, 22 September 2008 (CDT)
- Yes. Hagger 10:15, 23 September 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Checkuser
Everyone on this page is BAT. Even Killhamster--O☭B • ? • 23:16, 23 September 2008 (CDT)
[edit] lollerific
Bawhawhaw!!! - Alliecat 17:31, 24 September 2008 (CDT)
