User talk:Amorrow
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Hello, Amorrow
THIS IS SERIOUS; READ IT.
Congratulations on joining ED! You probably fit into one of these categories:
- 1. New User
- Before making your first article look over ED:101. Try checking out random articles and fixing typos, grammar and/or bullshit where you find them before trying to make a new page. To start with, make multiple small edits to different articles until you have the hang of it. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being molested by ED Sysops.
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[edit] The real McCoy?
Are you the real Amorrow btw?-Ketthe KangaJewSodomy plz 02:06, 16 December 2007 (CST)
- Go ask Jimbo Wales.--Amorrow 19:55, 20 December 2007 (CST)
[edit] Does real life intrude?
- Go ask Jimbo Wales.--Amorrow 19:55, 20 December 2007 (CST)
[edit] Michael Sylvester
Make the Michael Sylvester article not so boring. Put all your crazy stalker shit into it. Ritegroic 04:47, 17 December 2007 (CST)
- Well, I tried but User:Mori flushed it. The version I re-created is even more boring. Sorry.--Amorrow 19:50, 20 December 2007 (CST)
[edit] You should use the "Show preview" button more often
--Dianoga 12:56, 20 December 2007
- Jeez! Sorry! I am just taking advantage of this modern technology. It really does not bother me if it takes 500 version for me to get something I am willing to settle on. Why obsess so on the process: it's the product that matters. I mean, do you slow you computer back down to 10 MHz clock speed (rather than the 1000 MHz speed it probably runs at) so that you will complete the same task in few computer machine instructions? No, because how many steps it takes does not really matter.--Amorrow 19:55, 20 December 2007 (CST)
- Your "product" fails. We'd overlook your inability to properly format, wiki, or spell things correctly if there were an actual interesting end state. But there isn't. So fuck you. TfoTalk to meListen to me. 03:25, 21 December 2007 (CST)
[edit] Hello, fucktard
Please do not fucking recreate your goddamn failure of an "article", ie, Michael Sylvester. You are failing hard, so stop fucking whining and stfu. TfoTalk to meListen to me. 03:25, 21 December 2007 (CST)
| WTF WHY ARE YOU REMOVING COMMENTS FROM TALK PAGES ...? |
HERE !! DO NOT DO IS FAGGOTTTTTTT
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◄ Ǽ Talk ► 09:53, 21 December 2007 (CST)
[edit] Hello, thou who hast a slippery at best grasp of the English language
This is what you are looking for. Enjoy. TfoTalk to meListen to me. 10:16, 21 December 2007 (CST)
- As the other King (Evlis) use say: "Thankyouaverymuch". Over and out. I am mostly done with ED for now.--Amorrow 10:23, 21 December 2007 (CST)
[edit] HELLO SIR
HELLO SIR,
I NOTE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN LEAVING MANY A PUERILE MESSAGE ON MANY A SYSOP'S UTALK PAGE
I AM AFRAID THAT THE SYSOPS ARE TOO BUSY TO ANSWER YOUR WHIMSICAL ENQUIRIES
BUT I WILL BE ABLE TO HELP YOU AS I AM THE OFFICIAL ED SECRETARY
PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE ON MY UTALK PAGE
I LOVE YOU
ufuckn 18:44, 30 January 2008 (CST)

