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Somebody needs to rape this page. - assmustard

• Hmm, good so far. Less templates, more rape-age. - assmustard

Hello, Assmustard

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Thank you for welcoming me, Assmustard! --Assmustard 09:10, 20 Feb 2006 (UTC)

• Fuck you, noone cares about your ass. I'm just trying to get you to improve your shitty ass articles! --Assmustard 09:10, 20 Feb 2006 (UTC)
  • *cutting* --Assmustard 09:10, 20 Feb 2006 (UTC)

thanks, i missed a few since the cocksmoker edited pages under two usernames --kh/ what 03:02, 22 Feb 2006 (UTC)

• Yeah, this sucks ass. We need a revert bot or something. --ass!mustard talk to the ass 03:03, 22 Feb 2006 (UTC)
  • please assist in lobbying for a "revert all edits by this user" button for admin folk --kh/ what 03:07, 22 Feb 2006 (UTC)
    • Where at? --ass!mustard talk to the ass 03:08, 22 Feb 2006 (UTC)
      • wherever --kh/ what 03:10, 22 Feb 2006 (UTC)
        • Surely. --ass!mustard talk to the ass 03:10, 22 Feb 2006 (UTC)

Contents 1 Template Furry 2 Mseden 3 IRC 4 WELCOME BACK 5 hey 6 Pollock Puke Machine 7 IDIFTL 8 From: Tanja

[edit] Template Furry

I made this. http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Template:Furry I suggest you put it on editors who are furries. For insance, the furry article has lots of vandalism and Ada wolf I noticed is putting pro furry stuff and his name sounds furry. So here I go. Samsara 11:00, 10 Mar 2006 (UTC)

• Groovy. --mustard!ass Eat 01:09, 12 Mar 2006 (UTC)

You're a groovy guy, now get in those grooves! Another Vandal Account 2!! 00:20, 17 Mar 2006 (UTC)

• You know, I actually liked what ya did here. I'm gonna leave it that way. --Æ_{will win} Eat shit 00:29, 17 Mar 2006 (UTC)

Please don't edit the redirects caused by vandals moving pages. It's easier to move the articles back if they are left alone. --Jacknstock 03:18, 17 Mar 2006 (UTC)

• Got it. --Æ_{will win} Eat shit 06:49, 17 Mar 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Mseden

Are you accepting the position of Mseden's court-appointed e-psychiatrist? --Jacknstock 04:48, 25 May 2006 (UTC)

• Yes, on the terms that Mseden pay me in prostitots. --<drugs>assmustard</drugs> complain 07:58, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
  • If Mseden was not a prostitotless indigent defendant, he would not need a court-appointed e-psychiatrist. He could simply bribe me with prostitots. --Jacknstock 13:17, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
    • In that case I will be Mseden's e-psychiatrist. Applying the substancial capacity test, I find the defendent incapable of doing anything. I recommend that the defendent be exiled, rather than subjecting him/her/it to an e-stoning or e-life in e-prison. --<drugs>assmustard</drugs> complain 00:06, 26 May 2006 (UTC)

Dongketchup? --Sheneequa 08:09, 29 May 2006 (UTC)

And you are you too! I thought so!! --Sheneequa 08:16, 29 May 2006 (UTC)

Aren't you sweet?  :) Oopsz 00:55, 15 June 2006 (UTC)

Err, plz see Nathan Sheets and do something about them. --Sheneequa 07:19, 22 June 2006 (UTC)

• Do you have every article on Æ memorized? --mustard!ass complain 07:27, 22 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Yes, and so does Krade. --Sheneequa 07:36, 22 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] IRC

Gtfi #ed. Kthx. --Sheneequa 08:47, 5 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] WELCOME BACK

YOU HAVE MISSED MUCH

YOU HAVE MISSED MUCH

YOU HAVE MISSED MUCH

YOU HAVE MISSED MUCH

YOU HAVE MISSED MUCH

YOU HAVE MISSED MUCH

YOU HAVE MISSED MUCH

you are cordially invited to a most festive occassion remarking the reestablish
ment of chaos and absurdity. you must bring a helmet and fruit garment depicting
the corrosion of society as a whole, and the triumph of swine. you must request
forgiveness at one of our easy to locate confession boxes and recite joyfully a
bursting paragraph from a humble literary product of lol internets.

Get on irc fgt

--Quit _{or I'll use these} ^{your whining} 05:30, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

• O RLY? --mustard!ass 05:32, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] hey

fix that mp3 up? --Wattage 21:17, 28 October 2006 (UTC) -Yup. Sorry I've been away. They're quite large still. What do you think I should do with them? --mustard!ass 10:47, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Pollock Puke Machine

Your User Page has a Dadaist vibe to it, methinks you should "envigorate" the Jameth article. By doing so you win a date to the local Arbys of your choice. yay!--Chemical Smelly 01:26, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

• I may just do that. Maybe. --mustard!ass 06:00, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] IDIFTL

Yeah...that 'article' is almost as old as ED itself and I don't know if the authors were being ironic. I thawt I'd practise my li'l prank and then revert before making a full article called Foolproof Article or something. Last night we had a surprise blackout -again- just when we thawt we'd dodged a bullet. --OldDirtyMudkips 11:53, 4 September 2007 (CDT)

• I love you. --ass!mustard 02:59, 14 October 2007 (CDT)

[edit] From: Tanja

It's really rude to fuck with people's pages. I have talked to plenty of people who get LULZ out of my conversation with an Asspie. If you don't like it than don't read it, don't post your comments everywhere because you don't own the pages.