User talk:Awshit

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Contents 1 Complaints 2 Hah 3 Revenge! 4 Hi 5 The Cat Came Back

[edit] Complaints

Please do not leave multiple line spaces between paragraphs in articles. --Banbot talk to Banbot 12:24, 12 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Alright --Awshit 6:20, 12 Jul 2005

seriously lacking in the lulz department. Bos 05:22, 19 Jul 2005 (UTC)

• You have obviously not seen all of my miracles. --Awshit 05:23, 19 Jul 2005 (UTC)
• If they're as crap as the ones we have seen can we request that you not show them to us? --無 05:51, 19 Jul 2005 (UTC)
• Look who's talking, plz grl, find something better to do. --Awshit 22:16, 19 Jul 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Hah

Made Ghostlight create Irish page. I win the Internetz! ROFL! --Awshit 22:16, 19 Jul 2005 (UTC)

• What about the jokes about drunken people? And the leprachauns? Ireland is like, one of the funniest countries to make fun, just next to France! ...Also, why do you talk to yourself? ~ Krade 22:21, 19 Jul 2005 (UTC)
• Ireland is the shit and I was wondering why it didn't have a full article (one that NOT links to British stuff, that's OLD) and fat irishman should be separate. Depression lulz --Awshit 22:29, 19 Jul 2005 (UTC)
  • I have created Fat Irishman. --無 02:31, 20 Jul 2005 (UTC)
    • Netcraft confirms it, picking on Awshit is the newest of the memes. Even more en vogue than Monkey Hat! ~ Krade 03:09, 20 Jul 2005 (UTC)
• All Ghostlight does is make redirs to user pages. see GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY. --Lucky Pierre 03:26, 20 Jul 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Revenge!

I was coming here to make fun of you again in revenge for you piping up your poop hole on my talk page, but I note that I've already made fun of you in the past, so please take a moment to reread those before doing what is necessary. --無 00:08, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)

• Personally I get a kick out of your retorts and will forever as long as you keep producing them. It makes me feel horny baby. --Penis Jeopardy 00:24, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)
  • Okay. --無 00:33, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Hi

If you have an issue with me, take it up with me. Don't go behind my back whining to the other mods. Also, learn to fucking spell and write in English, please.--Buffy the Apostrophe Slayer (talk) 20:03, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)

• Last time I checked I did write in English, unless of course you speak Esperanto. Ĉu vi parolas Esperanton? Would that help? Listen, I -really- don't know what the deal is with you, Ghostlight, and Krade but you guys need to stop picking on me. I turn articles into better ones (Wal-Mart for example) and spend lots of time constructing them. I was working on the New Orleans one and spent 15 minutes arranging the layout of it, only to see it messed by a lame picture and the best information (Explaining the hurricane) taken out. I found it offensive. I try my best and am getting better everyday at this and somehow the three of you (Ghostlight/Volpex, You, and Krade) are always trying to thwart something of mine and put it down. You guys are always writing the offensive comments and causing more excessive crap than needed (I haven't recieved treatment like this from other users). When I was banned before I noticed alot of my articles were left the same, I attribute this to being an asset to ED. I do not want to be bothered or made to feel belittled just because someone has an unrelated issue. And please direct me to the spelling errors since I am clearly uneducated and slow. I skipped to Quasidan because he seems more mature and I've noticed that when in a situation that will cause extensive problems it is best to skip to the top and obtain the best soultion. But please for the love of God stop messing with me. There are other users who cause WAY more damage and asshattery than anyone could do and they never get the bullshit I do. Why? I don't get it. But this is probably a really fuckin retarded attempt to communicate and will get nothing accomplished. Nobody ever listens to me. Whatever, I hope you're happy. --Awshit 01:36, 1 Sep 2005 (UTC)
  • tl;dr --無 01:52, 1 Sep 2005 (UTC)
  • Seriously though, I don't have a problem with you - I pick on everyone. --無 01:54, 1 Sep 2005 (UTC)
    • Okay, sorry I sound like a whiny bitch. I just have alot of crap IRL and when I turn to the internet for entertainment/comfort and find the same stuff it really unnerves me. I'll just accept it. Thanks for the reply. --Awshit 01:59, 1 Sep 2005 (UTC)
      • It's okay, I understood your emo babbling to be sincere frustration. There is bound to be formatting conflicts between page edits - especially among people that use fucked up browsers and miniscule resolutions like Hardvice. He's also an anal dick about spelling, so don't take that personally either. It's a tough love family we have here, true, but if any of us really disliked you or your edits we'd ban you. I've been 'abrasive', yes - if you took that to heart then I apologise, I only meant it as a technique to assimilate you into our progrom. --無 02:08, 1 Sep 2005 (UTC)
        • Actually, I use really high screen resolution, but the bounds of my enormous geekery are such that I check what GV puts up on the mainpage in multiple browsers and resolutions. I am, however, a total anal dick about spelling.--Buffy the Apostrophe Slayer (talk) 09:45, 1 Sep 2005 (UTC)
          • stfu - I saw you misspell "nevertheless". --無 10:55, 1 Sep 2005 (UTC)
            • The difference between me and Awshit is that I fix my own mistakes, rather than leaving them intact so that this site looks half-assed and amateur.--Buffy the Apostrophe Slayer (talk) 11:01, 1 Sep 2005 (UTC)
  • It seems like I spend half my time on Æ correcting your grammar, which is so atrocious that sometimes I can't even tell what you are trying to say. Also, you called me a "looser" in Quasidan's talk page. That is my biggest spelling pet peeve, since 'loser' and 'looser' don't even sound a god-damned thing alike. Nevertheless, I would have absolutely zero problem with you if you weren't so chronically unfunny and if you didn't think you owned every article to which you've made changes. The changes you made to the New Orleans article were causing major flow problems, particularly on the main page which is already width-restricted, so I rolled it back to get it functional and then added everything you had added back to it as best I could (I was in class, so obviously I was a little distracted. Sorry I missed the picture; it's there now.) However, because you're such a whiny pussy, you had already decided to start crying about it before I had even finished fixing everything. Grow a spine, please.--Buffy the Apostrophe Slayer (talk) 09:35, 1 Sep 2005 (UTC)

I rolled and lolled! --Penis Jeopardy 18:44, 1 Sep 2005 (UTC)

[edit] The Cat Came Back

What the fuck are you doing back here? I thought you deleted your journal forever then took your ball and went home. Are you telling me all those nights I spent crying myself to sleep were in vain? --WKD 05:03, 18 Nov 2005 (UTC)

What the fuck are you doing monitoring my activities? Stalker! Sometimes I find the urge to come back here and upload retarded photos for the sake of defiling the internet further and taking up KB. --Awshit 02:15, 19 Nov 2005 (UTC)

I prefer the term 'Special Internet Friend' to Stalker. It has a much more snuggly ring to it. --WKD 07:07, 19 Nov 2005 (UTC)