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[edit] You are cursed.

For vandalising my extremely important article, you and thousands of generations of your ancestors will be anathema accursed. How dare you be an English language imperialist all up in my grille. Maybe if you took the time to read the article's subject's extremely enlightening journal you'd have known why his essence cannot be expressed in the High German Creole you call "English", suitable only for throwing faeces.

It's not his fault; a bunch of stuff got randomly deleted a few days ago. You lose. --Ntg85 12:15, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

I don't remember deleting that Sphinges stuff, I thought it was lulz actually. ~ Banaan 13:59, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Creating more Encyclopedia Dramatica pages criticizing Wikipedia fans and administrators

Banaan, do you think it's a good idea to create a series of articles making fun of all Wikipedia administrators and fans? After all, Encyclopedia Dramatica was created to take revenge of them, wasn't it? --QWERTY 17:30, 7 Jan 2006 (UTC)

No, Encyclopædia Dramatica's purpose is to provide a central catalog for the e-public to view organized reference pages about drama, memes, e-pals and other interesting happenings on the internets. An article on Wikipedia was a catalyst, but ED was not created to take revenge. I think ED would have eventually been created, anyway. A series of articles just to make fun of Wikipedia would miss the point, and I think what we have is adequate. If there is a major lulz-inducing drama on that site, an article about that drama might be appropriate. There's no need to record every little incident. That would be boring and repetitive because most Wikipedia trolls are not particularly inventive or original. --Jacknstock 18:17, 7 Jan 2006 (UTC)
I agree with Jacknstock here. If the specific TOW user or administrator brought a lot of Internet drama and you think you can write a funny, relevant article about it, go ahead. If not, don't bother. We don't need 30 articles talking about pointless Wikipedia wikiedit drama or even worse, 50 articles about 50 Wikipedophiles with the text "LOLZ [[w:User:X]] IS GHEY" over and over. I'm always for creating new, Internet-related content on ED, but recycling old jokes over and over is just plain stupid. ~ Krade ^{hi yo~} 20:34, 7 Jan 2006 (UTC)

[edit] A query

Was there ever a time when Encyclopedia Dramatica wasn't just about deleting countless shitty vanity pages and blocking the n00bs responsible for them? There really doesn't seem to be anyone left writing good articles any more. :/ --Bastardman 22:51, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Actually there was.. sometimes it's quite mellow around here, and now and then a crapwave comes by, especially those drama induced articles like that Extinct Fucktard stuff.. it's some kind of sinusoid of fucktardry. Also, I've seen more and more of the ED veterans leaving over the last 6 months.. like Quasidan, Aussieintn etc.. meh, we'll get through it ;) ~ Banaan 22:58, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)
- If that means you have an admin position open, let me begin by saying your e-hair looks very nice and you look like you've lost e-weight. --Ntg85 00:14, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  - Stop being an e-tease and just suck his e-dick already. --WKD 00:18, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)
    - Hey screw you guys. If anyone's getting that admin position it's me. Fags. --Bastardman 01:10, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  - Banaan is not a bureaucrat, so he can't make anyone a sysop. Actually, me, Banaan and master_six are the lowest ranking sysops in the ED Caste System (ie: the only ones that aren't internet celebrities or FreeBSD kernel hackers). Umh, I need to write an article about that. PS: WE USE THE ASTERISK IN HERE. ~ Krade ^{hi yo~} 01:12, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)
    - I assumed that was so from the fact that none of the other sysops (with the occassional exception of girlvinyl) actually does anything around here. --Bastardman 01:24, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)
      - Well they used to, I guess you get pretty sick of all that banning/reverting after a year.. Actually it would be handy if you or/and Ngt85 had super-ED-powers.. after all you're both trusted users, but maybe it gets too full then don't you think? Notwithstanding, it might as well been you in my position, the only difference is that I get to push a few buttons. Ah heck, I'm madly in love with you bastard! ~ Banaan 10:52, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)
        Ngt and Bastarman for sysops! Just cause I'm tired of being at the bottom of the sysop chain of command. Plus, I'm not feeling too comfortable with the latest vandal bot mass defacings. ~ Krade ^{hi yo~} 19:20, 16 Jan 2006 (UTC)
        Well I'm sure they'd do just fine.. ~ Banaan 19:21, 16 Jan 2006 (UTC)
        
        <3 --Bastardman 19:26, 16 Jan 2006 (UTC)

[edit] READ MY DAMNED POSTS FAG

Append &bot=1 to the "Things to revert" of a vandal bot so you can revert things without spamming recent changes. ~ Krade ^{hi yo~} 18:52, 16 Jan 2006 (UTC)

What post ~ Banaan 18:55, 16 Jan 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Bisexual

Sorry dude, I was being reactive, and was forgetting the Spirit of E. D. (which is often as bubbly and fun as the Spirit of Radio, but not as Rushdorky). Fair enough. :)

...um, I dunno how to insert the official time of post thingy. --Simone

Four tildes (~~~~). Also, yay, Rush! :P --Bastardman 19:03, 18 Jan 2006 (UTC)
- I don't know what it was that I did.. and I probably wasn't really paying a lot of attention to your edit.. But that Rush-remark relieves you of anything you could've done. ~ Banaan 19:22, 18 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  - Banaan, you're such an Internet Tough Guy. ~ Krade ^{hi yo~} 21:43, 18 Jan 2006 (UTC)
    - Say that again and I'll plow a broken bottle in your crotch. ~ Banaan 22:27, 18 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Although.... (ahem) The entire entry (huhhuh, huhhuh) for Bisexual contradicts itself several times. Eventually, like it or not, I WILL find a way to fix it that you cannot possibly deny. Muahaha. But I haven't yet. --Simone 06:54, 19 Jan 2006 (UTC)
- Don't you ever think... like.. wouldn't it be more fun if there were people out there giving a shit about bisexuals? Anyhow, do as you please, and don't have me arresting you for "disturbing the lulz". ~ Banaan 11:23, 19 Jan 2006 (UTC)

[edit] admin

I want to edit a post but it's locked. Minthoney is the one.

When an article is locked you can always suggest edits in the talk page. ~ Banaan 17:59, 25 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Why not just unlock it? --Zra 18:16, 25 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Hah! Imagine that! ~ Banaan 20:29, 25 Jan 2006 (UTC)
- I love you, Banaan! --Bastardman 21:20, 25 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Once you've cleaned the Bastardman off your face, do you want to reconsider the two day ban you gave Zra? I'm not sure he'll contribute much when he comes back.--WKD 04:24, 26 Jan 2006 (UTC)
- Unblocked! ~ Banaan 17:08, 5 Feb 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Catchphrase

The convention is that articles are named with a singular noun, unless the plural or phrase is a name. There are only a few exceptions and most of them have a good reason. Most people who have any experience with reference works (e.g., dictionaries, encyclopedias) will look for "catchphrase" before they look for "list of catchphrases." If you'd like to argue with me on this, I suggest we meet personally and armwrestle. --Jacknstock 01:24, 29 Jan 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Revert

Why did you revert Wikipedia?SaveOne 18:18, 2 Feb 2006 (UTC)

Well I don't know for sure, but it looked to me as though your edit was a bag of sentient pineapples laughing about Einstein lol stuff that doesn't make sense is funney!!!11!11one!11! --Bastardman 19:16, 2 Feb 2006 (UTC)

I don't really understand. I just moved the pic so we don't have several inches of whitespace and wrote the very witty part about orgins. Do you mind if I change it back?--SaveOne 22:19, 2 Feb 2006 (UTC)

I for one rather liked your origins section. I'd suggest starting a second user account and slipping it in when nobody's looking.--Buffy the Apostrophe Slayer (talk) 00:10, 5 Feb 2006 (UTC)
I didn't think they were too bad. A bit clumsy maybe but they weren't so bad.--WKD 00:13, 5 Feb 2006 (UTC)
Yes, we mind. Go away. --Jacknstock 03:19, 3 Feb 2006 (UTC)

lol I thought my talk page was reverted 6 times? (see history) ~ Banaan 14:19, 3 Feb 2006 (UTC)

Very witty my ass, it was shameless self-book promotion and other unfunnyness..

[edit] The Norway Cubicle

Instead of deleting (redirecting) articles, like Norway, telling what was not so fun could make it better. I for one, among with several others found that one quite amusing. Maybe one has to live in Norway for getting it. (and sorry for breaking some rules, but before banning, I would like to ask in my sweetest voice for a proper Internet lawsuit)

Please use four tildes to sign your comments on talk pages. I have changed your comment to reflect the appropriate level of sweetness in asking a sysop anything. But he has a point, maybe if we gave these ~~faggots~~ newbies a bit more advice we'd get less screaming fucktards shitting up recent changes?--WKD 21:15, 4 Feb 2006 (UTC)
- Sorry, I will sign from now on. When running anything cool on Internet you have to expect those screaming n00bs keep destroying your work, unless you decide to give those willing to contribute worthy stuff a helping kick in their rear to fit into the group. I have been in charge of several interactive communities myself, and banning/ignoring members only make them destroy more of your stuff. ~ Etath 22:14, 4 Feb 2006 (UTC)
  - Great, you understand our position then. Most fucktards come here, create a vanity page or vandalise shit and then fuck off. By most I mean all, I' don't think we've had a new regular contributor since just after I got here. So we shoot first. Try asking Jacknstock also, he's a bit more obsessive than Banaan about being here. Almost. --WKD 22:24, 4 Feb 2006 (UTC)
- (To Etath) You just try doing that after 1000000 times, it gets really boring, and it also depends on my typing mood if I'm gonna give any useful feedback or not.. btw Norway looked a lot like (self-)vanity.. ~ Banaan 11:08, 5 Feb 2006 (UTC)
  - Look again. Norway is at least 100 years old, and wasn't even created by Etath. CHECK YOUR FACTS!! --Bastardman 17:10, 5 Feb 2006 (UTC)
    - I know that, and I'm not blaming Etath in any way, he/she just simply made a remark about whether or not the deletion was justful, and I have to say it wasn't, my apologies to all dramaticians, and to you Bastardman, in the ass, yes. ~ Banaan 17:12, 5 Feb 2006 (UTC)

[edit] weareffinghawt

thanks.. one benefit of being a basement dweller still in college is seeing frosh post that shit to the lj community, then trolling the fuck out of it :'D Neurophyre 09:33, 6 Feb 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Hey hey hey!

Since when do we remove comments from a user talk page? We don't do that here! I'm sorry I unblocked you now. :0( --Jacknstock 15:09, 18 Feb 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Story

Hi, can you please give your story on why you were de-admined and stuff? And if you are Aussintn or Jackinstock? Jacknstock is the article to update. Samsara 11:02, 27 June 2006 (UTC)

They pretty much deleted everything that didn't follow Jacknstock's internet lulz policy in protest, resulting in de-sysoping. I wish they weren't because it was quite lol--Quit your whining 12:02, 27 June 2006 (UTC)
- So Banaan, Aussieintn, Bastardman, and Jackinstock were de-sysoped for being overly deletionist? Samsara 23:45, 27 June 2006 (UTC)
  - No, Jack was desysopped for pwning superiors, and Aussieintn was desysopped for being Jack-Ket 23:49, 27 June 2006 (UTC)
    - For acting like Jack or being a sockpuppet of Jack? Also do you know what of Bastardman or Banaan? I just noticed Banaan is a sysop again and has checkuser so maybe that person is only allowed one sysop account at a time. Samsara 02:17, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
      - Ok, in simple terms:

Jack = Aussieintn = banned
Banaan = Dutch guy with big hair and lulz
Bastardman = Irish metalhead (from Ireland) with irishness and lulz

I hope that clears things up for you.--WKD 05:23, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

Isn't he back as anonadmin?

I'd like to see an admin (not anonadmin) de-sysopped because someone found out that secretly, they were a furry. Samsara 08:31, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

And I would like to sleep with hookers every night of the week, but we can't always get what we want.--WKD 08:45, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
I was going to ask why a furry couldn't be an admin, but then I realized I was answering my own question. --The Finn 08:54, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

GV recently deadmined some old admins that haven't been active for ages. Maybe we could say one was de-admined for being a furry. Samsara 15:32, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] YOU ARE NIGGER

Dead. --TILDETILDETILDETILDE somebody else wrote this

Why the racism? [1] Samsara 21:05, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

welcome ~ Banaan 21:36, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] WikiWatch

Zenofeller's trying to strike back, he kind of sucks at it.

Plz to be watching recentchanges, I'm going to sleep. --Sheneequa 13:54, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Banal

Haha, rhymes with anal. You got burned!--WKD 06:51, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Lol Dongs

Lulzocaust or whatever did some ok previous edits on the 2600 article, he is just naive in the way of the world. He needs tutoring for the most part I think, you could probably let him back fairly soon.--WKD 00:14, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Oh come on.

Intelligence yes, but what was liberal//bush-bashing about genocide? The current isn't funny.--yirimyah//bitch 10:09, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

Yours wasn't either. ~ Banaan 10:13, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
- IAWTC--WKD 10:15, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] POS

That's some funny looking history there for that article.--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 20:23, 11 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] pics

Are we not supposed to link to TOW pics or something? 'Cause I did, and you reverted :-( Miltopia 18:47, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

what? ~ Banaan 18:57, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

Why did you delete my bit about Terri Schiavo's tracheotomy hole? Does that not suit your nerd humor?

We sign our comments in these parts. This is done by inputting 4 consecutive tildes (or ~'s). Also, it didn't, in fact suit our nerd humour, felt too much like some cliche "Get it? I cleverly implied that... blahblah-explain joke here-blah" stuff. Also, it was a minor edit, nothing to worry about anyways. If I complained everytime someone reverted an edit I made, there would probably be a j3phdrama.org site. *goes to fap to the idea of someone making a website about him* --J3ph 42 17:54, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
- ur talking to a banned user lol ~ Banaan 21:22, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Mary Antoinette was a gangsta!

In the Kanye_West Article, you deleted some of her most famous quotes. Lord Xenu, I can get, but Mary Antoinette taunting coppers is pure comedic gold. Bitter one13 20:42, 21 July 2006 (UTC)

I disagree, I found it unfunny
We post at the bottom of talk pages around here
I am making several points, because I am smart.
--Sheneequa • Talk 21:34, 21 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Emetophilia

Revising Roman Showers, I totally see your point ... but want your opinion on which photo(s) should stay. I think there should be two photos, but you're quite right the bit at the end is way over the top, and I probably only put those up b/c I had them available. Tfo 18:28, 24 July 2006 (UTC)

Exactly what I had in mind. ~ Banaan 00:20, 25 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] GALLAHWEEZ

The galleries are a great idea, and they look great. Keeps the articles clean, too-Ket ^Refill^/^lol 11:58, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

Yep, I'm working on uploading all the cockmongler pics, Gaijin 4Koma pics are rare though, and we could do a hell of a lot pics on O RLY and pedobear... much work to do ~ Banaan 11:59, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Skript kiddies

That little shit feem keeps hitting me with a script because I wouldn't listen to him bitch about fags and cunts and dicksuckers and such. Is there any way I can block against forced joinings on IRC? Thx, Miltopia 19:41, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] And also

What are the cat pics in this from, d'ya know? Miltopia 19:51, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

No idea, I first saw it on b0g as a small series of pictures of a cat that lied next to the road, stood up and walked towards the camera (not much more than you can already see) ~ Banaan 20:19, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
- Cool, now what about this? Miltopia 20:42, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  - dunno ~ Banaan 21:21, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Hey Banaan!

Can you unlock my talk page?--Zen444 22:36, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

'Taco Bell is where black people go to get fat and poor. They love working there cuz they be intresting and paid menmum wayg.' (and the only contributor was 'Qrc2006')) -- Dude that was good! And you deleted it?!?! Samsara 07:28, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

I was generally reverting every edit by Qrc20006 who was fagging up the place. It was not good btw. ~ Banaan 07:34, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
It was noobish. We have high standards of lulz around here.--WKD 07:54, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
- I was joking. Samsara 08:04, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
  - We have higher standards of lulz around here.--WKD 08:15, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Farewell

This almost never happens in the field of medicine!!!

Good luck with Uni dude, you’ll be missed. ~ CATS 09:09, 31 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] NeoPets -wtf?

You need neopets porn in a neopets article-Ket--Talk to me 23:17, 15 October 2006 (UTC)

You know nothing... ~ Banaan 18:57, 22 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] we want you to join the mantrain

hey, come to irc.pulltheplug.org, #pr0n we need to talk about your mantrain application.—The preceding comment was added by Dr mantrain, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

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