User talk:Banaan/2005

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Contents 1 shrinking your pic down about doubled the size 2 Your mom. 3 Uncyclopedia References? 4 Lolled 5 Talk pages are for fags 6 LOVE AND KISSES 7 Re: Smallville 8 modding 9 Haha 10 Deleting "Plagiarism" because it was copied from the other Wiki 11 PB GOT PWNED edit 12 so you want to find #bantown 13 Deleted images 14 I predict that you will want to change this Article of the Day (12 Oct) 15 I am more than thirteen years old 16 Brian Peppers 17 Srsly 18 Reverting Poop's mess 19 Unlock article "Pyoko" pls 20 Chuck Norris 21 Faggotry 22 Mass deleting images (again!) 23 Bob Faget? 24 I remember you 25 re: your message 26 RE: (Reverted edit of Fuzzy Hedgehog, changed back to last version by Ninja monkee123) 27 Re: Fact revert

[edit] shrinking your pic down about doubled the size

Animated gifs do that annoying thing.

Full size: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Image:Djus.gif 468,681 bytes

Shrunken here: 736,997 bytes

It's your pic, so I'll leave it up to you. BTW... is that pic you? Thodin 潅腸 武 22:40, 14 Jul 2005 (UTC)

didn't know that, but people who visit that page only have to load it once and then it'll remain in cache so the damage wouldn't be too big... on the other hand, might as well leave the pic out, you put it in there; so it's up to you plskthx Banaan 潅腸 武 1:58, 15 Jul 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Your mom.

I made your user page funny. Thank me. --Banbot talk to Banbot 05:00, 28 Jul 2005 (UTC)

• I lolled ~ Banaan 05:01, 28 Jul 2005 (UTC)
  • I said, "thank me." --Banbot talk to Banbot 05:03, 28 Jul 2005 (UTC)
    • Your edit wasn't as funny as Murphy's.. ~ Banaan 05:07, 28 Jul 2005 (UTC)
      • Regardless, it is likely to surpass Murphy's edit in longevity. --Banbot talk to Banbot 05:09, 28 Jul 2005 (UTC)
        • I actually feel quite honored as to my appearance in the protection log, though a ban would be funnier, if only for the verisimilitude. ~ Banaan 11:17, 28 Jul 2005 (UTC)
          • You got it! --Banbot talk to Banbot 02:14, 7 Aug 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Uncyclopedia References?

Response at Talk:Uncyclopedia (I see no reason to keep this private) --Elvis 16:09, 1 Aug 2005 (UTC)

• I don't see no reason as to why you should move it to the article's talk page instead of your own? ~ Banaan 18:23, 1 Aug 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Lolled

I-love-you. --Awshit 00:34, 14 Aug 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Talk pages are for fags

Your page is nearly finished. The best I could do with so little to work with. Also, die. --WKD 08:54, 1 Sep 2005 (UTC)

• Love the colors. ~ Banaan 15:15, 1 Sep 2005 (UTC)
  • Even though you asked me to lol up your page, it is protected. I feel much destruction coming on. --WKD 22:06, 1 Sep 2005 (UTC)

[edit] LOVE AND KISSES

I love you and you are a genius. How's that? --girlvinyl 23:52, 3 Sep 2005 (UTC)

• Did you make this statement after analyzing at least 100 of my edits or is it just a severe case of verisimilitude? P.S. I'm really flattered by your e-comment, want 2 cyber? ~ Banaan 00:29, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)
  • Yes. Yes. Yes. Probably. --girlvinyl 00:33, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)
    • Well, you know what they say... when the mice overture, a pedophile's on the lure... ~ Banaan 00:38, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)
      • Hell, I'll cyber with him. He called me "the funniest user for a while" and nothing turns me on like faint praise. <3 --Mister Six 20:42, 10 Sep 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Re: Smallville

Cheers, man! I didn't know whether to reply to you on my talk thing or yours, so I thought I'd better play it safe. If I reply on mine does it notify you at all? Stupid technology. When can we go back to using pens and paper and carrier pigeons? --Mister Six 02:46, 10 Sep 2005 (GMT)

• I've asked myself that question a million times! ~ Banaan 10:03, 10 Sep 2005 (UTC)

[edit] modding

plz aim me sn : girlvinyl. I won't be home until 7:00pmEST though. --girlvinyl 20:27, 12 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Hurry and become a mod so you can de-protect your user page. I have a present for you. A present of DESTRUCTION. --WKD 21:39, 12 Sep 2005 (UTC)

• lollers that was the whole idea. ~ Banaan 16:11, 13 Sep 2005 (UTC)
  • Awesomeness. I have a little editing to do, will be up soon. --WKD 21:09, 13 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Welcome to hell! --badlydrawnjeff 17:24, 15 Sep 2005 (UTC)

• zomg look at me moddign LOLOL ~ Banaan 18:44, 15 Sep 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Haha

Maybe not as slick as I wanted, and the picture alignment fucked with my brain a bit. I had nothing to work with though so fuck you anyway. Enjoy. --WKD 22:37, 13 Sep 2005 (UTC)

• joyless masturbation? lollers. After reading my own user profile I came to realise what an unfunny prick I am. WKD could you be my 'master' in lulz? //edit: btw 350 was made up, I have 500+x edits ;) ~ Banaan 19:16, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)
  • 350, 500, who cares. Just put this ball gag on and dance for me, monkey boy.--WKD 21:57, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)
    • God's sakes, Banaan. Stand up to him! Throw off the monkey boy yoke and say NO! NO I WILL NOT BE A PART OF YOUR WOMAN-HATING PATRIARCHAL RAPE CULTURE! NO! NO! Then punch him in the solar plexus and get someone to record it on their mobile phone. Then send a copy to his mother. --Mister Six 22:20, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)
      • Get back in the kitchen where you belong. --WKD 03:20, 15 Sep 2005 (UTC)
        • NO! NO! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU ALMOST RAPIST. --Mister Six 09:31, 15 Sep 2005 (UTC)
          • Don't make me objectify you--WKD 09:39, 15 Sep 2005 (UTC)
            • 

Get back! I have fifteen of these shoved up my ass! --Mister Six 09:58, 15 Sep 2005 (UTC)

• • • • • • • • Execellent. We'll get on just fine.--WKD 10:00, 15 Sep 2005 (UTC)
                • Bah! Next time, Gadget, next time! etc. --Mister Six 17:29, 15 Sep 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Deleting "Plagiarism" because it was copied from the other Wiki

Do you not think you might have missed the joke a bit?

• I got 'the joke', but it was still unfunny.. It happened before with the Uncyclopedia (now deleted) article. I don't know, but it may even conflict with ED's policy, not sure about that, but that article wasn't worthy of ED's e-xygen. ~ Banaan 20:43, 15 Sep 2005 (UTC)
  • Fair enough. I guess it would have gone against the 1:500 joke/word ratio anyway. --Mister Six 21:29, 15 Sep 2005 (UTC)
    • Yeah I guess the appropiate 'policy' would've been to search for ways to lulz up the article, but there wasn't really anything to work with you see, so I thought a balete was in place here. ~ Banaan 14:14, 16 Sep 2005 (UTC)

== LOL you must be in another time zone == JeremyJX You googled it didn't you? ~ Banaan 09:26, 18 Sep 2005 (UTC)

[edit] PB GOT PWNED edit

Sorry, my goof. -dumbfuck 20:24, 19 Sep 2005 (UTC)

• No you did alright, I was just a bit confused with vandalization by moving, but it's fixed. ~ Banaan 20:26, 19 Sep 2005 (UTC)
  • I'm keeping a text copy of the Melee talk page whilst these attacks carry on, it'll be a simple copy/paste revert job until the vandal gives up and goes back to whacking off to child porn.--dumbfuck 20:32, 19 Sep 2005 (UTC)

[edit] so you want to find #bantown

give me your aim or email, i'll give you info

[edit] Deleted images

Sup, Image:Curtains.jpg was linked in the article Vulva. Can you undelete it? ~ Krade 22:25, 9 Oct 2005 (UTC)

• srry for that, already fixed by Mister Six, didn't read this till now. ~ Banaan 21:03, 12 Oct 2005 (UTC)

[edit] I predict that you will want to change this Article of the Day (12 Oct)

But don't! It's awesome. And if you do, you will CATCH THE GAY. --Mister Six 20:17, 12 Oct 2005 (UTC)

• Of course I wouldn't, and please include the day(s) and article name in the Edit Summary, it's easier for updating the article of the day log. ~ Banaan 21:03, 12 Oct 2005 (UTC)
  • Okay sry :( --Mister Six 21:04, 12 Oct 2005 (UTC)
    • Non sequitur ~ Banaan 21:25, 12 Oct 2005 (UTC)

[edit] I am more than thirteen years old

hey banaan can you tell me why you delete my writings??1.tell me what i did to you?! 2. i didn't do the oezge thing alone 3. only because you don't laugh that doesn't mean that it's unfunny just because you don't understand it ok?? now please stop annoying me i did not do anything to you ok??

• Seriously. He needs to go. He's not getting the point. ۩ 21:44, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)
  • Ah.. maybe you're right... I'm too optimistic.. ~ Banaan 21:49, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)

• Thx for leaving the oezge ting(^^) but will u leave my alien article also??(pls) sk4t0r05
  • No. ~ Banaan 23:04, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)
    • Thumbs up to Banaan. --Mister Six 05:54, 19 Oct 2005 (UTC)

• hey banaan 1. why did you delete the alien thing??don't you think it was better than nothing??

why don't you go ahead and write an article about alien??2.did you delete my MINOR article at the hitler article??if u did why? sk4t0r05

• • Because no one wants to read some old memish shit about some hitler flashes... ~ Banaan 12:55, 19 Oct 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Brian Peppers

Would you object to me replacing the unfunny "paedophillic counterpart" picture with the original (funnier) one of Jack Black? Yes, I'm biased. But still. --Mister Six 18:29, 19 Oct 2005 (UTC)

• srry, go right ahead. ~ Banaan 18:30, 19 Oct 2005 (UTC)
  • I'll do it tomorrow. Jesus Christ, I shouldn't go anywhere near this fucking site when I'm half asleep. --Mister Six 18:46, 19 Oct 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Srsly

Srsly, <pre> is bad. Also, the model for Prima/Secunda convos isn't " Prima:", but rather ":Prima:". That's the reason why I was fucking around with the article. ~ Krade 23:59, 28 Oct 2005 (UTC)

• Yup I forgot about that, I'll see if I can fix it. Srry for all the commotion (/drama) ~ Banaan 09:17, 29 Oct 2005 (UTC)
• pre fuqn rules ok? you need a bigger window. --[[User:Weev|oh the rorror]] 09:20, 29 Oct 2005 (UTC)
  • fanboy. ~ Banaan 16:47, 29 Oct 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Reverting Poop's mess

My goof, we redirected Genocide at the same time causing my redir to overlap yours. I'll stop reverting for the moment. --CATS 12:11, 1 Nov 2005 (UTC)

• All good intentions aside, let me take care of this, still thanks for your help. ~ Banaan 12:13, 1 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  • Poo.. finally done, it was handier if I did the reverting and all, as I can then delete any unnecessary links and all that, let's hope this won't occur too much in the future.. ~ Banaan 12:23, 1 Nov 2005 (UTC)
    • It was one of the messier vandalisms since I’ve been on this site, the guy even crapflooded my email account. Ah well... -CATS 12:31, 1 Nov 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Unlock article "Pyoko" pls

That wasn't vandalism, "COCK COCK COCK" really is our theme song. --JDigital 16:17, 4 Nov 2005 (UTC)

• Well then it'll go for "unfunny". ~ Banaan 16:44, 4 Nov 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Chuck Norris

Link to the site the content was stolen from, plz? I googled for the first sentence, but I couldn't find anything. Just curious. ~ Krade 17:44, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

• here you go. ~ Banaan 17:58, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  • Aha, I forgot to search the other paragraphs in Het Internet. That's why no Google-resultaten returned. Though it seems the first paragraph was original. Oh well. ~ Krade 18:05, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)
    • Yeah like I give a shit about that first paragraph :P ~ Banaan 18:07, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Faggotry

'Sup faggot. Bombuzai has recreated that fag Tibs page and some fag called Jamie has edited all the shit out of the A Real Guy article. I haven't seen this many fags since boarding school. I thought you would like to know because you get a hard on for power. --WKD 22:02, 17 Nov 2005 (UTC)

• More like a hard on for my superior judging in lulz, I'm on my way sir! ~ Banaan 15:20, 18 Nov 2005 (UTC)

This faggot User:CarlFogle is promoting his own site and own self. He is creating stubs that redirect to his bullshit self-promotion, and also redirected his talk page as well. Fuck this bitch up will you?--WKD 08:24, 29 Nov 2005 (UTC)

• It’s more likely to be someone with a vendetta against Carl Fogle CATS 08:34, 29 Nov 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Mass deleting images (again!)

Plz stop doing that. Some of the images you baleted were linked but not actually used, so they don't show up as used. And like GV said, it doesn't matter if we have unused images. ~ Krade ^{hi yo~} 20:06, 27 Nov 2005 (UTC)

• I want the Unused Images section to be useful, I only deleted the really stupid shit that had no chance whatsoever of ever gaining a lulzfactor higher than at least 0... All lulz-potential pictures have remained untouched.. ~ Banaan 17:09, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  • K then. Proceed. My Dutch friends feel uncomfortable when I use the word "lul" or "lulz". What's your secret to remain unaffected by it? ~ Krade ^{hi yo~} 18:26, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)
    • We made our country unaffected by lulz by cunningly creating the informal word "lul" as a synonym for dick xD but I bet you already knew that... lulz I had a 9,5 for my English letter, rest of class got like a 3 or 4.. :P (our grade system is like a point of 0 to 10)... k just had to say that ^_^ ~ Banaan 21:19, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Bob Faget?

LOL, Bob Saget fanboy! --Bastardman 16:06, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)

• The article was unfunnier than the man himself... ~ Banaan 16:16, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  • Maybe, but surely an unfunny article is better than no article at all. Particularly when it's linked from two other articles. --Bastardman 16:20, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)
    • You are so very very wrong... ~ Banaan 17:12, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)
      • Oh ok --Bastardman 17:40, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)
        • Lol rape bus ~ Banaan 17:41, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)

[edit] I remember you

When you first started you were a decent human being. Now that you're an op (instead of getting banned for breaking the cycle of repeated bad cliches that can't even be called puns), you're an asshole. What happened to you? You only want bad jokes on this site. Almost the entire site is unfunny with the same shit like "13 year old girls" "13 year old boys" "at least 100 years ago" "in the ass" bullshit and you wonder why the place is unpopular.

• Okay I will actually reply to this in a serious way, which is an unlikely thing to do but ok... First, as a sysop at ED there isn't much room for "genuine discussion", that is because of the harsh character ED has already established, and thereby if people don't get the concept of the site in the first place, they will probably never (Mexican Pirate is an exception for one). Now, you call on "unfunny puns", but I don't think the same way about it as you do.. you see, the constant mentioning of "13 year old boys" and other things revolving that subject isn't always meant as a "joke" or "pun".. keep in mind that ED is not just a funny/satire site, we as a site also have a mission of shedding some controversy on the internet business, trying to unfold the immense complaceny of internet users and communities, and simply showing them what fucktards they really are. All this by even ridiculing ourselves, and we can sometimes only hope that others "get the message" we're so desperately broadcasting from this beacon of light in this modern day mongolocaust.. "13 year olds boys" and the likes are in my opinion not some bad puns, but meaningful terms to indicate the intellectual downfall of the internets, and probably phallic humankind. Btw, I agree on the keyboard picture, but your pirate pictures were even more inconsistent as to structurizing the image lulz. And I'm not an asshole, oftentimes I try to negotiate with people who "fuck up" and to be a father figure for people like WKD... like I said, this is not a kindergarten or something, this is serious business.. ~ Banaan 11:09, 4 Dec 2005 (UTC)

[edit] re: your message

Okay.. What specifically were you referring to, and what was wrong with it? I'm not having a go at you, I'd like to know what you think I fucked up so I can stop doing it. --Yirimyah 11:55, 4 Dec 2005 (UTC)

• The critisism you gave at the comunism thing was a bit like "omg people are stupid lol the system sucks".. well sort of, a more indept slagging of communism would be lulz maybe. And the addendum at Intelligent people can spell was redundant, it destrenghtend the joke of the article. You're not doing all too bad really ;) Theoretical physics isn't bad either, and don't forget to include categories, and use correct formatting for instance when summing up names. ~ Banaan 12:55, 4 Dec 2005 (UTC)

[edit] RE: (Reverted edit of Fuzzy Hedgehog, changed back to last version by Ninja monkee123)

Why? Was it unfunny? Did I fail writing a witty addition? Fuzzy Hedgehog 01:48, 23 Dec 2005 (UTC)

• I intended on removing the gore picture, didn't notice your scribbling there, feel free to edit as you will. ~ Banaan 10:04, 23 Dec 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Re: Fact revert

Why'd you revert the "some people" comment? 05:06, 27 Dec 2005 (UTC)

The Warriors is a movie. Faggot.

• I don't know who wrote this and what it's about... That increases my chances of not caring by 95% ~ Banaan 14:56, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)