User talk:BlackMist
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Hello, BlackMist
THIS IS SERIOUS; READ IT.
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--subseven 20:47, 10 August 2007 (CDT)
[edit] JKL
When the page was first made, it just had Bahleetplz, one edit and didn't seem like it was going nowhere. So I deleted it. But now that it has some words in it, it should be safe for the time being.--Quit
or I'll use these your whining 10:09, 25 August 2007 (CDT)
16:29 <@BURK> <BlackMist> LOL CANT BAN ME BURK YOU DONT HAVE SYSOP
16:29 < BlackMist> That is shopped
16:30 < BlackMist> I know because I've seen others like it
16:30 <@cam> /gline BlackMist faggotry and getting rid of our beloved
neolobster :(
16:30 <@BURK> [16:00]<BlackMist> LOL CANT BAN ME BURK YOU DONT HAVE SYSOP
16:30 < BlackMist> cam you can't gline
16:30 < BlackMist> burk
16:30 < BlackMist> that would mean it was 1hour and 30 minutes ago
16:30 -!- BlackMist was kicked from #ed by ChanServ [NEITHER CAN YOU NANANANA
(cam)]
16:30 < miqrogroove> [5:29pm]« BlackMist » lol
16:31 <@BURK> you know what, this whole thing blackmist has done
16:32 -!- BURK [401cff54@JENKEM.FILLED.HATE.MACHINE.gov] has quit [Quit: THANKS
ALOT BLACKMIST I HOPE YOU ROT ]
19:05 < ifw> it's all blackmist's fault.
19:05 < ifw> blackmist stole neo's boyfriend.
19:18 <@cam> its blackmist
19:18 < ifw> facking blackmist.
16:16 -!- BlackMist [BlackMist@l0ld0ngs-EF8C7BF2.hsd1.ct.comcast.net] has
joined #ed
16:19 < BlackMist> lol at ifw's host
16:20 < BlackMist> teh_klock
16:20 < BlackMist> here's a protip
16:20 < BlackMist> NO ONE LIKES YOU!
16:20 < BlackMist> good
16:21 < BlackMist> we had some arbchats and PLUR'S
16:22 < BlackMist> I think shadowgamers took up such a quest
16:23 <@BURK> BlackMist: i already finished mine tho
16:23 < BlackMist> oh do you have links?
16:23 < BlackMist> kk
16:23 < BlackMist> well yes now I know
16:23 -!- BlackMist was kicked from #ed by BURK [jesus christ]
16:23 -!- BlackMist [BlackMist@l0ld0ngs-EF8C7BF2.hsd1.ct.comcast.net] has
joined #ed
16:23 < BlackMist> I typed it up before you said it
16:24 < BlackMist> we made him quit
16:24 < BlackMist> THE INTERNET
16:24 < BlackMist> neo did
16:26 < BlackMist> had a wife and coudn't eat her
16:27 -!- cam changed the topic of #ed to: if redsportscar321 does not cough up
the pic we need to dire him some consequences | BlackMist made
NeoLobster quit the internet. Do to him what you will. (it was BURK,
but we like BURK)
16:28 < ifw> blackmist you are a horrible man.
16:28 <@BURK> and ya blackmist
16:28 < BlackMist> burk
16:28 -!- BlackMist was kicked from #ed by BURK [YOU JERK]
16:29 -!- BlackMist [BlackMist@l0ld0ngs-EF8C7BF2.hsd1.ct.comcast.net] has
joined #ed
16:29 < BlackMist> I did no such thing
16:29 < BlackMist> I bet neo is joking
16:29 < BlackMist> he'll be back any second now
16:24 < BlackMist> we made him quit
16:24 < BlackMist> THE INTERNET
16:24 < BlackMist> neo did
16:26 < BlackMist> had a wife and coudn't eat her
16:27 -!- cam changed the topic of #ed to: if redsportscar321 does not cough up
the pic we need to dire him some consequences | BlackMist made
NeoLobster quit the internet. Do to him what you will. (it was BURK,
but we like BURK)
16:28 < ifw> blackmist you are a horrible man.
16:28 <@BURK> and ya blackmist
16:28 < BlackMist> burk
16:28 -!- BlackMist was kicked from #ed by BURK [YOU JERK]
16:29 -!- BlackMist [BlackMist@l0ld0ngs-EF8C7BF2.hsd1.ct.comcast.net] has
joined #ed
16:29 < BlackMist> I did no such thing
16:29 < BlackMist> I bet neo is joking
16:29 < BlackMist> he'll be back any second now
16:29 <@BURK> <BlackMist> LOL CANT BAN ME BURK YOU DONT HAVE SYSOP
16:29 < BlackMist> That is shopped
16:30 < BlackMist> I know because I've seen others like it
16:30 <@cam> /gline BlackMist faggotry and getting rid of our beloved
neolobster :(
16:30 <@BURK> [16:00]<BlackMist> LOL CANT BAN ME BURK YOU DONT HAVE SYSOP
16:30 < BlackMist> cam you can't gline
16:30 < BlackMist> burk
16:30 < BlackMist> that would mean it was 1hour and 30 minutes ago
16:30 -!- BlackMist was kicked from #ed by ChanServ [NEITHER CAN YOU NANANANA
(cam)]
16:30 < miqrogroove> [5:29pm]« BlackMist » lol
16:31 <@BURK> you know what, this whole thing blackmist has done
16:32 -!- BURK [401cff54@JENKEM.FILLED.HATE.MACHINE.gov] has quit [Quit: THANKS
ALOT BLACKMIST I HOPE YOU ROT ]
19:05 < ifw> it's all blackmist's fault.
19:05 < ifw> blackmist stole neo's boyfriend.
19:18 <@cam> its blackmist
19:18 < ifw> facking blackmist.
06:51 < mister8ill> or was it BlackMist?
12:48 <@BURK> blackmist made him quit the internet forever
12:49 <@BURK> blackmist reminded me i dont have sysops
12:55 <@cam> someone should gline blackmist
13:03 <@cam> it was blackmist
13:03 <@BURK> blackmist reminded me i dont have sysops
13:06 <@BURK> tell him we are ready to burn blackmist at the steak but need him
to light the matches
13:06 < Merkin_Muffley> lol I will send that blackmist part
13:12 <@BURK> PunaKone means BlackMist
13:12 <@cam> BlackMist did it
13:13 <@BURK> we have all agreed that blackmist is responsible for starting the
tangent since he is also a retard
13:23 -!- mode/#ed [+b BlackMist!*@*] by cam
truth by HezbolLOL 16:15, 5 February 2008 (CST)
16:15 < BlackMist> I am sorry I made burk remind you that you arn't a sysop 16:15 < BlackMist> causing you to quit the internet
Admission of guilt HezbolLOL 16:18, 5 February 2008 (CST)
16:16 < BlackMist> can I be unbanned now
in before "LOL no" HezbolLOL 16:34, 5 February 2008 (CST)
I hardly think that a 666 minute (less than 12 hours) protection with edit summaries of "lollers" and "hearties" is serious business. White•Mystery
Why don't you do yourself a favor and take a break from the internet for a few hours? It'll give you a chance to cool off and then when you're ready, the protection timer will most likely be up, and you'll be back to the BlackMist we all know and love. White•Mystery
