User talk:Black sonata
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Hello, Black sonata
THIS IS SERIOUS; READ IT.
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Weatherman 17:02, 9 April 2008 (CDT)
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[edit] HEY YOU
ASSUME: CONTEXT: USER BLACK SONATA IS FEMALE, WITH RATHER NICE TITS.
Hey there! Nice tits. I just hit up the changelog and saw your recent contribution, and I must say I am not impressed.
There are no lulz. Not even a single chuckle! It reads like angst-ridden faggotry, like you really hate this "kyoko" person. Please, no angst. We're not gothfags. We're lolfags. Get with the lulz.
EDIT:FORGOT TO SIGN MY NAME LOL --Peterorpington 17:25, 9 April 2008 (CDT)
What can I say, I'm too used to sites that just flat bitch, lmao... I re-worded it to be more lulz, but in the end, it's hard to describe the lulz in that. Kyoko was made up by snopes members. They completely descredited the fucking site with the account. Snopes created some kinda paranoid, racist agenda against Asian women because of it. People like how butt-hurt snopes gets about the whole thing and impersonate her for lulz when the forum gets boring. I'm not sure there's any really lulz way to say it, but you're more than welcome to try! --black_sonata
[edit] Snopes Article
I saw your new addition to the snopes page. I have read about the Kyoko incident. I cleaned the article-up a bit for you and added some humorous internal links. To help I will try to look for some old examples of the crazy shit that was posted by Kyoko. Also I require tits or gtfo if you are one of those things they call womyn. Post Haste!--Terrymin 08:16, 16 April 2008 (CDT)
I don't open for the tit-seekers until 9 AM.
Good job so far. Just remember to use the preview button instead of making a whole bunch of little changes. Also, here are some general tips:
[edit] Your new article
Hey, you've made an article about stuff that might have potential, but you should probably work on it or it'll get deleted. Want some tips?
- Make it long enough to be worth reading! Several paragraphs at least, and use section headers (using ==Headername==.)
- Describe Internet drama or Internet funniness related to the subject. Be funny! Remember that "OMG this is so ghey" is not funny. Keep it somewhat on topic.
- Put in a picture or two. Screenshots are your friend (Printscreen button on your compy, than paste with Ctrl+V into MS Paint, then save as a JPG). Upload pics in the bottom left of the sidebar. Help in formatting here.
- Add links to websites showing drama and lulz - may be examples, related online groups, whatever. Help in formatting here.
- Categorize it. God help you if it has no categories. Categories here.
- Above all else, make sure it's funny. Look here for help.
- Read How to archive the lulz and the style guide for extra tips.
- Read some of the featured articles to see what makes a really good article.
Sounds like a lot of work, but it's really not. Do these, and your article won't get deleted.
[edit] Emerson Spartz Has Been Moved To User:Black sonata/Emerson Spartz.
Hey, you've made an article about Emerson Spartz that, unfortunately, doesn't meet our current standards. Please keep working on it here. Once you have worked on it, contact a sysop to see if you've improved it enough. If you don't know what to do, here are some tips:
- Do not recreate your article in the main namespace. Work on it here.
- Read ED:LULZ, ED:101, and ED:RR.
- Make it long enough to be worth reading (a few paragraphs, at least).
- Use headings and insert images.
- Link to a few sources. We appreciate embellishments, but frown on outright fabrications.
We'll move it to normal article space when you're back and you can finish it up. White ♥ Mistress 13:08, 9 May 2008 (CDT)
[edit] More Snopes Stuff
- I am glad that the Snopes page has come so far. Good additions, I'll add some humorous internal links and whatnot.--Terrymin 22:53, 9 June 2008 (CDT)
- I also added a new Kyoko gallery--Terrymin 01:03, 10 June 2008 (CDT)
- I'll have to write later I am going to be busy for a while. I'm glad I got some new stuff in before I have to take off for awhile. Great job and thanks. I'll need to brush up and dig around for more stuff on Fourkitties and Dwarfoi, probably will find some screen caps. I'll add the story of the picture of first of two's bitch sometime this week. --Terrymin 21:53, 10 June 2008 (CDT)
- FYI...Don't worry if your style isn't very ED, I'll look it over and lulz it up if you write more stuff to the article.--Terrymin 21:57, 10 June 2008 (CDT)
- You're a teenage girl? Holy shit you're asian, too. Let's be friends. White ♥ Mistress 19:34, 17 June 2008 (CDT)
- I saw her 1st fgt!!one--Terrymin 02:03, 18 June 2008 (CDT)
- Regarding the snopes page, the best thing to do would be to just stop with this page if you want to trim and start seperate pages for trolls. I don't think it needs trimming it is great the way it is. You have done so much to make it a good article. From now on I would suggest waiting to write and collecting all the info you can and then making a seperate article about the troll. That is if it is long enough. It could be a stub for snopes and you can link the two articles. For right now you have done enough for this article. It is so much better than the old one paragraph it used to be--Terrymin 04:40, 20 June 2008 (CDT)
- It's all good. You can continue to work on stuff at your own leisure. And other users will always provide help. ~ endedrural (talk) 00:56, 23 June 2009 (CDT)
I was actually just reading the article. I think the images are about the only thing missing and then it's ready for prime time. I'll probably have it front paged early in July. Red ☭ Mystery 15:47, 25 June 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Wikigroaning
Chunkmunky 09:37, 27 June 2008 (CDT) Ruh Roh, You Got Banned!
Looks like you pissed off SecurityBot!
- If you were reverting vandalism or making a legitimate edit, contact WhiteMystery and you'll get unblocked ASAP. You most likely got blocked for:
- If you were actually vandalizing ED, tough shit.
Love, SecurityBot
[edit] Snopes
I didn't have a chance to compare the two versions of the article, but it looked like you were just doing a rewrite. For fututre reference, when doing large rewrites where you're going to be removing a bunch of text, leave an edit summary so SecurityBot will be less suspicious. ~ endedrural (talk) 21:29, 4 July 2009 (CDT)
[edit] Favor Faves
You are my new favorite user. Nice articles. --Ajt 15:02, 26 July 2008 (CDT)
