User talk:Blissyu2
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Hello, Blissyu2
THIS IS SERIOUS; READ IT.
Congratulations on joining ED! You probably fit into one of these categories:
- 1. New User
- Before making your first article look over ED:101. Try checking out random articles and fixing typos, grammar and/or bullshit where you find them before trying to make a new page. To start with, make multiple small edits to different articles until you have the hang of it. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being molested by ED Sysops.
- If you don't know anything about wiki formatting and code, please read ED:BASIC and the Style Guide. Take your time and start slowly.
- 2. Mediawiki Migrant If you're an experienced wiki user (probably from a Wikipedia offshoot) who knows how to operate, please read ED:101 for offical policy and ED:MIGRANT for tips on assimilation and basic rules.
Whichever you are, to successfully contribute to ED, please take some time to look around, note why other people get banned and don't act like they did.
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[edit] The Wikipedia Review
Needs more lulz. --Blu Aardvark 05:02, 4 Mar 2006 (UTC)
[edit] Tags
I never said I wasn't mean! ;-) --Chankachankaboo 11:14, 1 August 2007 (CDT)
[edit] But seriously
I hope you didn't take the tags "personally." Almost all new articles get some critique/tags like this. The one about you, in particular, seemed like it might be worth developing further (I wasn't so sure about the one re: ASIO!). I've deleted them all, as you requested, but I didn't mean for the tags to discourage you. Please feel free to re-create or to begin a page here, or to contribute in various amusing ways! --Chankachankaboo 11:21, 1 August 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Bronchitis
I sometimes get that. Lots and lots of orange juice, and little else; lots and lots of rest. --Chankachankaboo 11:22, 1 August 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Hey
Seein' as you're trying to recruit people for your bulletin board on this site, how about putting this site under "Links to other sites that allow collaborative editing" on your BB? You know it is one.I'm paranoid but am I paranoid enough? 07:51, 6 August 2007 (CDT)
- Hmm, I'm not sure why it isn't listed on the main page. I am pretty sure we've listed ED elsewhere though. Its not really up to me though. Blissyu2 07:26, 9 August 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Hi
You created several articles today that have no relevance to the internets or the documenting of lulz. They were also in no way funny and have no place on ED. Please read some more ED articles and keep giving it your best. --Eppigy 16:25, 10 August 2007 (CDT)
[edit] One Question
If you hate ED so much, why are you using it as a tool to out an e-nemy? ~ CATS 05:28, 11 August 2007 (CDT)
- I've answered on my talk page. Also, when are you going to make WR open membership to people without paid email accounts? I'm too Jewish to pay for something that you can get for free. ~ CATS 06:08, 11 August 2007 (CDT)
[edit] User:Poetlister
Is she editing from a proxy? Neither of the IPs I have her down editing from are blocked ... if she will leave the IP she is editing from I will be happy to unblock it. KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 11:29, 11 August 2007 (CDT)
[edit] LOL IMAGES
Seeing as I'm feeling nice, if you link me to each image I will kill them. KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 14:42, 11 August 2007 (CDT)
[edit] VIP
yes. first go nominate this article for deletion http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Going. oh and get it deleted for "neutrality" or something funny. Weatherman 07:43, 12 August 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Hey Wikipedia Review faggot
Dude I was readin up on the biggest nigger of all time, Flava Flav, when I saw a link to some obscure character from Homestar Runner. They have an article on every obscure character from that show with none of them having any sources verifying outside of the site, and ED has nearly 3x the reach of homestarrunner.com and our main site doesn't even have an article.
IS OUR INFORMATION REALLY CONTROLLED BY AUTISTIC TEENAGERS? --Sheneequa • Talk 01:13, 13 August 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Amorrow
I can't believe that we don't have an article on this guy yet! I think you'd probably know more about this than many others. Lateral 14:10, 13 August 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Page Protection
It unprotects in a couple days. (If the edit war resumes, so does the page protection.) --zED cat 02:39, 14 August 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Your new article
Hey, you've made an article about Katefan0 that might have potential, but you should probably work on it or it'll get deleted. Want some tips?
- Make it long enough to be worth reading! Several paragraphs at least, and use section headers (using ==Headername==.)
- Describe Internet drama or Internet funniness related to the subject. Be funny! Remember that "OMG this is so ghey" is not funny. Keep it somewhat on topic.
- Put in a picture or two. Screenshots are your friend (Printscreen button on your compy, than paste with Ctrl+V into MS Paint, then save as a JPG). Upload pics in the bottom left of the sidebar. Help in formatting here.
- Add links to websites showing drama and lulz - may be examples, related online groups, whatever. Help in formatting here.
- Categorize it. God help you if it has no categories. Categories here.
- Above all else, make sure it's funny. Look here for help.
- Read How to archive the lulz and the style guide for extra tips.
- Read some of the featured articles to see what makes a really good article.
Sounds like a lot of work, but it's really not. Do these, and your article won't get deleted.
--Eppigy 12:13, 14 August 2007 (CDT)
[edit] My WR Block
Do you think you could remove my WR block and IP ban? I'd like to participate in discussion there of my block on TOW. Thanks. Malber 16:15, 19 August 2007 (CDT)
- Selina put a script on the site that prevents me from viewing from my established IPs. Can you remove this? Malber 16:57, 19 August 2007 (CDT)
- What conditions? I was blocked by Selina for changing my avatar. I don't think it's a good idea for it to be up to a vote. My opinion of wikipedia has changed considerably since I posted on your forum. You have a vote and a debate and I cannot contribute. This is the kind of thing you criticize wikipeda about! Malber 17:36, 19 August 2007 (CDT)
- I removed my inflammatory comments from my TOW userpage because I never really belived them in the first place. I was just upset about being banned and the inflammatory comment selina was making about me on the boards without allowing me to flame back.
- My inflammatory comments on the board were largely confined to the tar pit.
Malber 18:43, 19 August 2007 (CDT)
[edit] The beautiful people
By visiting WR, I was finally able to suss out exactly what is going on in the article ... it is just very difficult slogging if you aren't familiar with the individuals responsible for the whole story. If I don't become distracted, I will attempt to aid your quest to have the story told.
- As an aside, I observed some general confusion on WR along the lines of not understanding that ED isn't meant to represent NPOV, or even be factual. ED catalogs things related to the internet, which includes an insane amount of drama, shocking images (hello, no_niggers.jpg is about as offensive as anything could possibly be), memes, and people being meanspirited.
- Finally, why won't WR accept a yahoo.com email address for registration? KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 18:10, 24 August 2007 (CDT)
- Ask them why they reply via gmail (that offers no x-sender IPs of their locale), while requiring ISP email from members. Looks more like a datamining operation than vetting, since any 2 bit admin knows IPs can be had anywhere (and they knew darn right no one from my locale ever posted there -- heck, if there's 10 editing on Wikipedia it would be news). People type in "Wikipedia sucks" in a search engine will be referred to WR, and it doesn't take brain science to figure that is how someone not connected with any of this crap can register there. Known paranoid sites, but WR goes to the next level bordering the KGB. Like the world is going to crash and burn WR. Heck, it's more fun that it exists, if for anything to read the next tin-foil post. They're right up there with Rense.com! CXP 11:25, 26 October 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Orphan
When you create a new page, namely Yamla, please go to other pages and link it to that page (sensibly please), otherwise, it becomes an Orphan, which nobody wants, as your page will never be seen, and it makes for lots of work for other people.
Please go around ED and fix your page, it will be appreciated by many. -- JailBait talk contribs 21:52, 25 August 2007 (CDT)
Keep it this way, or else it shows up as not an orphan. And since you're here, why don't you fix that? -- JailBait talk contribs 21:27, 3 September 2007 (CDT)
- It should be off the list of Wikipedia admins or some such. I don't know how to fix it. Could probably add some pics of Nelly Furtado getting jism all over her to add to the article. I guess I'll do it eventually. Blissyu2 00:58, 4 September 2007 (CDT)
Don't link it again. I explained how to fix it before... you know what, forget it. -- JailBait talk contribs 17:06, 4 September 2007 (CDT)
[edit] David Gerard
The page you wrote was a long line of articles on this person that has been deleted due to it being utter crap. If you want to write and article on him then feel free, however pages that are just more or less rhetorical questions will be deleted. ~ CATS 06:37, 28 August 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Hrm
Looking over your talkpage, I've noticed that your contribs seem to be much maligned by the other users. Without sounding too uppity, because honestly my writing pales in comparison to quite a few other users, I'd like to give you some advice as to how to go about approaching an ED article that doesn't suck:
- Please try to keep it short and sweet, because overdoing a joke kills the hell out of an article.
- Try to follow the same sort of formula you'd use if approaching, say, a TOW article. Just replace the serious biz with funny and you have a ready-made approach. It's hard to go wrong following a standard formula for writing.
- Non-sequiturs and opening an article with stupid questions seriously suck ass. Don't do it.
I hope this helps a little-Ketthe KangaJewSodomy plz 06:53, 28 August 2007 (CDT)
[edit] David Gerard Page
If you want an article on this guy then try starting with an evidence page, someone will most likely come along and turn it into a reasonable article if the building blocks are there to start with. ~ CATS 03:22, 30 August 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Funny
I thought David Gerard was amusing, then again he has done all the hard work himself lol. ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ 22:14, 3 September 2007 (CDT)
- So funny even I could write it. Mind you, I'm not sure if he has a current boyfriend, and couldn't figure out which one of his "friends" is "more than friends", nor could I figure out for sure whether his wife has a current girlfriend. I went with Mirrorshards since Mirrorshards went to "bicon" with his wife, and I figure that's probably a girlfriend thing to do. Blissyu2 00:56, 4 September 2007 (CDT)
[edit] lame
WR registration specifically. The only non-free email I ever got was one from AOL practically a lifetime ago. At this point it seems like the wild days of Wikipedia Review are all but over. Is there really that much of a potential for abuse now? It seems like judicial use of the admin ip check and ban powers would put any nonsense on ice. ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ 01:17, 6 September 2007 (CDT)
[edit] LoL
hi i just noticed this on weatherman's talk page .... bet you were sweating when you realised what you had done .... you would have prob made a good article subject lol accidently uploading porn of your ex-girlfriends to ED by mistake or something...... but see, we can be nice round here....what am i talking about? this is the only remains of your foolish uploading
- ) ◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 23:56, 26 September 2007 (CDT)
Hmmm Are those real or implants? They look too big not to be fake. Ritegroic 00:09, 27 September 2007 (CDT)
They felt real Blissyu2 23:53, 29 October 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Editing on codeine
See second template added to this person's talk in this diff: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Marisu&curid=99634&diff=1997271260&oldid=1997267022 Ritegroic 00:53, 29 September 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Tarisai Vuche moved to User:Blissyu2/Tarisai Vuche
just until it gets fleshed out... sounds great - especially if you have video and pics - and more details - moved due to ED_Improvement_Drive -
just shout if you need anything :)
◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 01:37, 30 October 2007 (CDT)
[edit] if i dont move it back soon
Get back to me and hassle me
- had a quick look but am a little busy - looks good tho
◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 16:01, 9 November 2007 (CST)
[edit] Moved
Great! article needs categories added. moved tho A++
- EDit: i made some changes - added wikification and changed the youtube a little - have a look especially the piping of wikification kthx
◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 04:10, 13 November 2007 (CST)
[edit] Blissyu2
WTF u doing? we wanna ten-page WR ponderance abt. teh Wikipedo plan 2 stalk AOL. Also, Mary Chrestos-Mass! (even if teh'ts ovah when u read tis). Mos' of dem are deh scrooge, no? Agent of teh Cabal 06:20, 25 December 2007 (CST)
[edit] Look at it this way
The lulz are in a minor article almost no one reads, if I add it to blissyu2 it will be read more and defended. Wert 02:34, 22 January 2008 (CST)
The Stephen Ewen mention of banning you of at least what I added was not meant to be offensive to you. You had once complained he banned you unfairly. Ritegroic 20:52, 22 January 2008 (CST)
- Hoy hoy. Since you seemed to be involved with his article, I wanted to let you know that Wert (aka Stephen Ewen) just got a 6 month ban for ban evasion and general faggotry. I also flushed the article, because it was absolutely terrible and mostly pointless vanity. If in the future you feel inclined to make an article about him, please feel free to do so, and ask if you need any help. White•Mystery
[edit] Hai Blissy
Thar r 3 very timely wp topics in ED:Needed (admin's IRC article war, jossi, video prof 16), praps u cd have sum valued input? Imma collectin' bits but still a-workin' on teh Mme Ww thang (also if u wanna tell me wut u think of that?). Lawls plz give us back our Maddie 07:51, 1 February 2008 (CST)
[edit] Hi
Don't recreate deleted pages. SuperMonkeyMan 08:57, 2 February 2008 (CST)
- Sadly, Blissyu2 won't be responding anytime soon: 18:50, 29 February 2008 Mori (Talk | Contribs) ræped "Blissyu2 (Contribs)" with an expiry time of infinite (THIS IS WIKIPEEEEDIA) --lateral |talk| 19:28, 26 May 2008 (CDT)
- Hey, Ritegroic requested that you be unblocked and the sysops that were on at the time didn't object. You know how things work around here and the pages you need to read if you've forgotten any of it, so I won't list all the normal things. I don't recall the exact circumstances of your block and I'm too lazy to look it up, but try to play nice with others and don't be a pain in the ass to sysops, and feel free to ask if you need help with anything while you're here. White ♥ Mistress 00:31, 10 June 2008 (CDT)
- Oh I was banned? What for? Amusingly, I hadn't even tried to edit in that time lol. Blissyu2 08:22, 6 July 2008 (CDT)
To reply to you on my talk page about getting things wrong, well I tried to piece it together from what you said. You said two different dates in different places and one was November 5th. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Fawkes_Day#Traditional_rhymes and http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/V and so guy Fawkes day goes better hence the whole Rhyme. Do you know if Wikipedia Reviw was intentionally founded on Guy Fawkes day? Ritegroic 08:38, 6 July 2008 (CDT)
Concerning Igor... In Soviet Russia, Holocaust denies you! Ritegroic 08:52, 6 July 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Sup nigga
dude I started an article on the Poetlister scandal, I saw your work at encyc.org please help. --lateral |talk| 03:18, 13 September 2008 (CDT)
[edit] "Alison, who refuses to go to ED for fear that they might be guilty of libel, "
- Is that all you can say; "alison is butthurt lol" - Christ, what a profound fail you happen to be. Yeesh! - Alliecat 01:54, 26 September 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Plz Read
I'm leaving this message on Alliecat's talk page as well, but could you please take your wikiwar off ED? I know WR hate WP and WP hate WR, but negro plz. - CATS 07:08, 26 September 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Encyc
I've re-edited it so as to remove the stream of consciousness, as it's really off putting to third party readers/editors. That doesn't mean the parts I removed were bad per se, just that nobody else would've been able to understand what was going on. Remember when writing pages like Encyc, write it for an audience. CATS 07:44, 26 September 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Blocked For 3 Days
I don't know what you're used to on other Wikis, but deleting a Sysop's comments on their own talk page is a complete no-no. Dirt Dog 09:15, 27 September 2008 (CDT)
- Because I'm a kind and benevolent sociopath, I've decided to unblock you. But (and this goes for all talk pages) unless it's blatant vandalism, comments should be left on the page regardless. Dirt Dog 04:09, 28 September 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Also
I've read through this [1], you're wasting your energy over at Encyc with this revert/recreate war and your battle with Alison. Rather, it seems you need to go after Proabivouac, Tarantino and ThisismyUsername for this [2]. Dirt Dog 04:09, 28 September 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Juliegrrl
Userspace is your friend.
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18:34, 29 September 2008 (CDT)
[edit] OH HAI!
'bout time this nonsense stopped, no? Also [3][4][5][6] - you get the idea - Alliecat 02:41, 30 September 2008 (CDT)
- Umm, and click here. I'm sorry for the last few weeks of mayhem - Alliecat 04:12, 30 September 2008 (CDT)
