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Archive 1: Entries 01-50, 2009-04-09
Archive 2: Entries 51-99, 2009-04-30
Archive 3: Entries 101-108
Redirect troll/drama, circa late April 2009

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HAHAHAA!

 
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There is so much furry porn on ED that it boggles the mind.
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—Bryce

--MudkipsPlz •Is watching you masturbate• 20:28, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

These are awesome

SQUIRREL
SQUIRREL
This is awesome as fuck. --Not Lemonlisp
This is awesome as fuck.
--Not Lemonlisp

WTF WTF WTFWTF WTF WTFWTF WTF WTF --Me

FYI

Your new archive redlinks. Also, if you want to study MCB 253 or 300 at some point this week(end), I am down.Thiamine Talk 19:09, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Image:CWCikipedia.png

I would, but it seems they've "fixed" the quirk. Is there a way to search just the Google cache? Witth all the edit warring over the Nazi controversy, I'm not sure I could find the direct link in the edit history without a great deal of trouble. I did however notice this: [1] it seems they've completely removed it from the edit history even.

Palestine

Yo! I think I fixed the Cancer section, thanks for the note! --Megus 18:21, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks dude, nice template! --Megus 23:01, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

AIM

Get on it, fgt. -MATTYX

  • Once again, FAIL. hhaaha -MATTYX


Hi

Don't revert my edits --zaigertalkplx 16:53, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Furshampoo

Looks good, don't know why you didn't just add it to the fursuit section though.--MudkipsPlz •Is watching you masturbate• 22:36, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Redirects

Just to let you know, if you put ANYTHING (Even invisible comments!) in with a redirect, the redirect will not work. It's fucking annoying, I know, but that's mediawiki for you. :( ­- Your Captain Speaking [LOL TALK] You are now free to move about the wiki. 23:24, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Alright, sounds good sir. :P ­- Your Captain Speaking [LOL TALK] You are now free to move about the wiki. 23:29, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Unrelated to redirects but while you're cleaning up: Old means < 2007, at least in my mind. Anything 04-06 should be saved, 07 is a grey area (Gb bone is a good example of something that should go). If you see something that's a shitstub and ancient, tag it with {{old}} at the very top. ­- Your Captain Speaking [LOL TALK] You are now free to move about the wiki. 00:49, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Smart idea ­- Your Captain Speaking [LOL TALK] You are now free to move about the wiki. 01:01, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Let me explain old - it's something you use in place of shit/crap/stub on old articles that you WANT other people to edit. Lulznews is not one of those articles. :P ­- Your Captain Speaking [LOL TALK] You are now free to move about the wiki. 01:17, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

No worries, I'm just happy to see you do something other than make redirects! If you're unsure on something, hit me up on IRC or AIM or talkpage; I don't mind answering questions. :) ­- Your Captain Speaking [LOL TALK] You are now free to move about the wiki. 01:19, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Stallman - GPL v3

I never expected that somebody could make profit amusing again, ever, in any way, but you found just the context for it. Impressive! Robérto 04:27, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Stupid redirects

Those were well below even what you called them, but I would expect that you, looking back over e.g. your "gothy" redirect (there were a lot worse) can see why most of yours were stupid, too. I didn't delete them all, just the stupid ones. Your little rant at the top of your talk page was such a misrepresentation, it gave me a lol.vanff 12:57, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Template

Added. --Pierced Anonymous 17:14, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

banned users

I'm not at liberty to discuss any information regarding other user's bans. ­-- Sysop That Thing There (What I've done) 22:41, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

@ White People

Well, mine was mostly an ironic reference to the fact that Italians weren't considered white by Americans even though they are (hence the fact instead of italy). Anyhow it's ok, I don't bother, I just thought I said something wrong =D --NewPollution 15:49, 11 May 2009 (UTC)NewPollution

baleetplz

I'd say that's enough deleting for one day dude. Save some for tomorrow. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

  • will do. Would you consider it a disease or a disorder though? I'm having a hard time deciding. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

QOTN

I am changing it to cracked.com, does that need capitalization? i r not speek engrish well.
(wha?)
Penni-piper 17:52, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

LOL

Redirect the redirect of the redirect to the redirects redirect. :DDysrhythmia 20:00, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

ED Business

  • I have decided to help on the ED for an e-living. I have also seen your edit, Bryce. In fact, I will add you onto my friends list. G2G2MAIUsrpg., Goa-T-Se

Re: {{User:Marukomuru/Title}}

Ah, no problem. I actually forgot I still had the thing.
KILL IT BEFORE IT USES ATTRACT. PageChatContribs 16:39, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Metal (music)

I am very well aware of that, can i finish fixing the metal page first? Or is that a dire need at the moment?
(wha?)
Penni-piper 00:42, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

  • OH U. Vous savez que me reçoit toujours. -penni

facts

There's a lot of factual information. He's fat, 35 years old, living in Tennessee, he censors comments with deferring views, he has a youtube background pic of Gordon H. Clark, he has an amateur MMA record of no wins and one loss, he sustained multiple blows to the head in that one loss and head trauma causes brain injuries, he's a ginger and he wasted his time making more than 100 ten minute videos about philosophy.

The 'pope is anti-Christ' quote is an actual quote and the Easter is evil link links to an actual blog entry of his calling Easter evil. He also only started making youtube videos after sustaining blows to the head in the amateur MMA bout. Fuckshitpiss3 01:06, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

Impending doom

Oh noes!!! Be careful,if you die who will fix my terrible grammar?
(wha?)
Penni-piper 05:57, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

[Re: Deathnotice and Phurries]

Thanks for the comment about the deathnotice template. I do try to go sparingly on using the deathnotice and times I have used it were on things that had been tagged as crapstub or just plain crap for months without any real fixes. In non-furry cases I'll consider mailing people in the future that their article needs help or will die, though with furries that usually creates retarded edit wars so it seems a little self-defeating... I'll still try to bear it in mind, though.

And no, I'm not a furry; my name actually has to do with my pets. :) I do like trolling furries and otherkin, however, and find that most furry things are great targets for organization, cleanup, and lulz addition to occupy my time. I also figured that picking one main area to tinker in would help me be able to work more efficiently on ED. --3tails 21:44, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

Will It Blend?

Thanks for fixing my dumb capitalization errors on the Will It Blend? list. I blame the fact that my attention was divided yesterday when I did that list cleanup. It really did need it badly but with my overhaul and your revision I think it's decent now, if a little heavy on links to other pages. —The preceding comment was added by Austere4, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

THIS IS AN EVEN LEGALER NOTICE

Dear Rodbert Mugablagojevic,

I have been instructed by my legal team to refrain from imparting any financial documents to ED until I am contacted by someone whose name does not suggest that they have been removed from office or are a persona non grata in many civilized countries.

Having said that, here is a brief summary of my earnings and expenditures for 2008.

Earnings:

Expenditures:

I hope this can help us resolve this conflict in an amicable manner.

Yours cordially, Chef Raptor

Why?

This is why.--MudkipsPlz •Is watching you masturbate• 03:23, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

Racist Jokes

I'm not convinced. I don't like pages that are 99% list and 1% content. Plus, the page will just attract every 14 year old boy on the internet who pre-ejaculates every time they write the words "nigger" and "faggot" online. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

  • RE:Ghost Riding: haha, I've never heard of it. Not sure if it's a justifiable article, but no harm in trying. - Raspberry Rush (talk)
  • You are white, the fuck do you have to worry about racist jokes for? --Stumbles 20:42, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Cats

First, thank you for revealing that article to me. I'd never seen it before, but it's hilarious and I'm going to front page it. For now, something like fandom or communicae would be appropriate. I've been pushing for a media category that lumps all the stuff together, but it hasn't been very well received in the past. On the plus side, everyone likes the idea of the Animals category (or at least, nobody has complained) so I think I'm going to put that up tonight. WM 16:38, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

Alcohol

I was in the middle of cleaning that nigger. Go to bed already 8===D 0: Dysrhythmia 08:04, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

  • lol sorry fgt. :-D==8 -- Bryce

Anarchy

I'm going to say the same thing to you that I got told - Anarchy is supposed to be a shitpile. It's sort of like our bathroom wall. ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking You are now free to move about the wiki. 08:06, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

#bacon...

...is the new #ed. Spread the word. We must obey bacon, or the terrorists win. Lmte✡Talk 18:38, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Cameltoe

  • Nah. I'm a great big silicone titty guy myself. Howevar, I think I saw a pron site devoted to Cameltoe recently. I'll dig around and find it for you.

--ODB - wut? 18:51, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Welfare

I made an article for welfare as you were suggesting. I hate welfare and probably could add a hell of a lot more to it, but I'm a little lazy. I might add more another time, but idk give it a look; see if it was what you were looking for.

-Jingles2423- 13:09, 19 May 2009

lol wut

I linked to a website about swine flu...on the swine flu page...twice. That's not "spamming".  Anonymous  Talk 

No, twice. I added the link on the quote after you told me to stop "spamming", because that's where the quote's from. I figured I should have a source for the quote rather than just making shit up. Like, for example, saying someone's spamming a link that they posted twice on a page that the link relates to. That's just making shit up. Give me a source.  Anonymous  Talk 

I've removed the other links, but replaced the quote. It relates to the article and adds lulz due to the sheer stupidity of it so I think it should remain.  Anonymous  Talk 

Whatever. As I said, I've removed the other links to the site. And there are no "psychotic rants" similar to this one. I see nothing else in the article claiming that the government is spending "$200,000,000,000 billion" on a giant swine flu cover up. I will cut out some of the middle if that will end your BAWWWing about it, but at least part of the quote should remain.  Anonymous  Talk 

I haven't actually changed it yet so I'm not sure what the "sucks still" was about. You should really consider spending less time wikistalking new users and more time actually contributing.  Anonymous  Talk 

What exactly was the purpose of the quote you put on my talk page?  Anonymous  Talk 

The "spam" has been removed for a while now. And how is the quote misplaced? I put it in the "Progress of the Pandemic" section and it relates directly to the progress of the pandemic. Of course, you would have to actually read the quote to know that so I can understand how you would be confused.  Anonymous  Talk 

I apologize for disrespecting you. I'm a regular at 4chan's /b/ if that helps you understand my dickery at all.  Anonymous  Talk 

Re: {{Underage}}

Haha. I saw it used once on another page. It suddenly came to mind after I found out her age and I figured I'd make more use of it.
KILL IT BEFORE IT USES ATTRACT. PageChatContribs 01:24, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

Your assistance is appreciated

I just wanted to drop by and say that I appreciate the large amount of help you've given me on abstinence. I'm still new to article writing here and I owe you my sincerest thanks for helping to save my latest article from falling flat on its face. I officially owe you one. NotBeanJam 01:56, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

Sup

Yeah, I know of the templates, but I prefer things to be simple looking, even if a bit plain. Thank you though! ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking You are now free to move about the wiki. 05:41, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, I just saw it in a bunch of other articles

So I figured that consistency mattered.Hay Josh 02:15, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

PS in rap PROFIT! is still there. Should it be taken out?Hay Josh 21:27, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

  • Nevermind, I took it out days ago.Hay Josh 01:49, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
    • Saw your message, put profit back in.Hay Josh 15:49, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
      • Uh, nevermind again. You already put profit in the day after Last Thursday.Hay Josh 15:52, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

LOL

Outstanding sir. CleverUserName 23:56, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

Fixed!

Actually, MattyX made that sig for me. /kick him. :-P C====8 User:Thewarondrugslost (i heart rape) 14:13, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

 :oscopy

According to: [2] it looks like it's a known problem that they have no intention of fixing. Your best bet might be to call all the emotes that start with a colon something like "Emote :-p". It will get put into the wrong namespace (Emote : instead of Main:) but it will work. WM 16:18, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Fibromyalgia

...is fine. I took down the baleet template. If anybody has issue with it, let me know. No need for deletion there. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

Bryce

When are you coming back to town? Thiamine Talk 23:36, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Also, I was listening to Weev's speech and made me think of the pro death article. We might be able to use the Church of Euthanasia or the Voluntary Human Extinction movement for internet relevance. Thiamine Talk 23:40, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey, do you still want to get ED shirts. If you order them, I will pay you back. I want a small.Thiamine Talk 16:36, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

Uncyclopedo H8

Kyoolios. I'll keep those in mind. <3 Acai Blast 17:31, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

so dawg

how many edits do you have? --piilu talk contribs on 20:16, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
:Image:HolyFuckingShit.gif --piilu talk contribs on 06:07, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

Template:Userpotential

How doth thou look Bryce? MATTY?IN MY X?

Nice one. I'm feeling the love for sure. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

Rarely used

Wouldn't ED:T/RU be a better shortcut? :P ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking You are now free to move about the wiki. 15:45, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

Wouldn't surprise me, he is a fat airhead after all.. ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking You are now free to move about the wiki. 18:44, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

New Template

A+++. Also, did you tell me you studied IP laws? --ODB - wut? 22:08, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

  • got IP LAW? --ODB - wut? 05:00, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Time Magazine

Sorry, I forgot to do this earlier. Done. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

Oklie doklies.

I will keep all of that in mind. :D Acai Blast 00:49, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

bon jour ma copain absent

quand je le vois je pense à vous. (pas le fait de tomber)


(wha?)
Penni-piper 14:29, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Re: User:NinjaWHite

Hey, thanks for the advice. I think I made the overly homophobic comments that started the edit war like three years ago, when I was still a teenager and considerably more rightarded/retarded. Any edits I've made recently I've tried to keep equally insulting to everyone. Point taken, however, especially regarding giving every page the same bias.

My main issue is that sometimes it's hard to spot when a comment is genuinely satirical, and when some internet hero wants to defend their favourite minority, and turns the page turns into an unfunny wussfest leaving only the least hurtful satire and giving at as much attitude as the Nesquick bunny (ie. none). -- —The preceding comment was added by NinjaWHite, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Re:Do not add..

Sorry about that,it's just that someone had at least 3000 (or something like that) in the article. Sick Fuck 06:15, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Hey

That stuff is just a suggestion. You don't have to take out every instance of it on the wiki. We were just flooded with the shit a few months ago and wanted to clean it up. Over 9000 and at least 100 are alright now, as long as it isn't in a stupid spot. You can use your judgment, but don't tell people not to use them ever. Remember, those memes are part of what people like about ED, no matter how sick of looking at them we are. --zaigertalkplx 06:18, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

  • Yeah that's cool. Being subtle and piping it in is always better than having it on the page imo. --zaigertalkplx 06:30, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
    • Were you replying to email on the admin mailing list a few minutes ago, or was someone trolling? --zaigertalkplx 21:53, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
      • Ok then it wasn't you. Yes there is some code on some pages that are playing music. I would recommend deleting the code if you come across it in articles, or let me know what articles it is coming from and I will do it. --zaigertalkplx 05:13, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

Need some help with signatures

I want to create a custom sig for myself. Well actually I already have one here. However I need help in knowing how to get that to be my signature and for it to be shown when I use the quicksign thing. --Turbinator 17:10, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

Summer 2008

[3] Weatherman(talkpage) 01:05, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

Korean War

You lost me... ? - Raspberry Rush [talk page]

Translation

It depends on how each piece of software is translated but if it's anything like .NET, you've got a whole list of strings for each language already typed out - there is no real time translation algorithm. So it would be like en-recentchanges = "Recent Changes" but fr-recentchanges = "Whatever the fuck", so you see the capitalization thing happening. WM 22:41, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

User:Argv

check the edit summary here. --Image:Dickcopter.gif badmachine 23:59, 4 September 2009 (UTC)

Oh

hello. guess what?...  matty    hates    you  

Redundant

I appreciate the advice, but that matter has already been settled. If you would have thoroughly read the comments between myself and klondike bar, you would have noticed this. Quick review: Klondike told me not to use strike-throughs, I told klondike to fuck off (one user's opinion of the way things should be done is how wikipedia works, not ED.) Klondike then informed me that it's ED policy not to use strike-outs, not just his opinion, and included a link to prove the above mentioned policy. I acknowledged that I would comply with the policy. That's all that's necessary.

ED would run alot smoother if you "wanna-be sysops" could inform people of ED policies instead of saying: "Holy fucking shit quit it with the strikethroughs you idiot." That's just my opinion. I understand this isn't TOW, but being complete fucking douchebags to every single noob is not good for the long term growth of this site. --IH8FatChicks 08:14, 22 September 2009 (UTC)

  • I<3fatchiks, just quite it with the pseudo intellectual bullshit. As being more veteran editors you should have taken our word for it instead of wanting to fight. Also, you should have read the mysterybot welcome message. EVERY new user gets it, and the info I linked to you is also there.-- What would you do for a ? 08:21, 22 September 2009 (UTC)

Food Pyramid

  • Hey, I gots an idea to add more content to this page. What about, like in the Muslim article we collaborated on, we make a section for Truth and Myths about the pyramid. Truth can be about, well, real food and what certain groups of people consider their food pyramids(i.e. hackers depend on burritos, tostino's pizza rolls and hot pockets). And, maybe, although I am questioning myself, a part for myth as to what is not considered food but people still consume on a daily basis such as cum, bullshit(snake oil), etc. Idk, just to add more content and maybe a little bit of funny. The pictures I added across the top were from like 2004 and 2005 from the Unused Files lol.-- What would you do for a ? 10:59, 22 September 2009 (UTC)
  • Yeah, that has got to be a buncha shit. I mean, when we were cavemen we survived fine off of mauling animals and eating their entrails and we are now building computers that can think for their own and going to space and shit. Anyways, yeah I will work on this article since I have nothing better to do. I will plunk down shit and you feel free to edit shit. What state do you live in? Somewhere in the midwest?-- What would you do for a ? 11:12, 22 September 2009 (UTC)

You're an idiot

I know you think it's cool to stick up for your fag OL friends, but do you actually think a normal reaction to someone saying "Holy fucking shit quit it with the strikethroughs you idiot" (very first comment by the way) would be for me to say "oops, oh shit"? Seriously, what fucking planet are you from? Like I told KB, if the comment KB sent me with the link to the the page about strike-throughs would have been the first comment sent to me, I would have said: "oops, oh shit" or "ok, sorry." You just can't seem to get that through your fucking head. And KB, if you're such a pussy that you have to leave me comments on other people's pages, don't leave me any at all. I know you'll see this before Bryce since you spend 18 hours a day on this site. (when you're not jacking off to BBW porn in your moms basement) --IH8FatChicks 09:32, 23 September 2009 (UTC)

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