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Hello, Caelum

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--Sheneequa • Talk 10:12, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

Plz to stop trying to freak me out with the sinister "I speak for the collective" crap. It's irrititating as hell, gets me unnecessarily riled up, and is a fabrication easily debunked. I could care less who's lolling at me so long as I am lolling myself, so if you want me to quit editing a certain way you should probably find a more compelling reason. Much luv, Miltopia 07:09, 28 August 2006 (UTC)

• What makes you think I give a flying fuck about you anyway? --Caelum 07:14, 28 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] wanna fuk?

lookin good in that pic dude u smoke menthols?? Your pal RetartedFaggit

• Hey thanks :). No they are marlborough lights... they have a white filter. --Caelum 13:12, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
  • I'd do ya. --The Finn 09:26, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Sold. Ill have my ass spanked and packed kthx. --Caelum 10:01, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
    • A lesbian wanting to do a gay guy? WHAT. --Sheneequa • Talk 09:28, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
      • Similar to dividing by zero, isn't it? --The Finn 09:32, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
        • Very. --Sheneequa • Talk 09:38, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Teh c0ck