User talk:Christian Weston Chandler

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Contents 1 Parody is legal yes, buuuuut... 2 HI THAR! 3 Pussy. 4 Epic Hypocricy 5 lol 6 Stop complaining faggot 7 Here's a good question 8 BITCH. ASS. NYUKKA. 9 RE: Why do you hate me? 10 HELLO FRIEND 11 Have You Heard The Good News? 12 STOP PLEASE 13 wanker 14 VIRGNIA IS 4 VIRGINZ 15 Nice New Vid There, Chris-chan 16 Note From Anniebannany BS 17 Fake Pussy Deflecter 18 Hello 19 hypocrite 20 So i herd u liek lewdly drawn pitchurs with... 21 GUESS WHAT 22 I MADE UP SONICHU 23 oshi-

[edit] Parody is legal yes, buuuuut...

This isn't parody. Parody is when you make fun of something. What you have is not an original character. It's just two characters combined together. What's the thought on that? That'd be like if I took Cloud Strife and combined him with Chop Chop Master Onion. Imagine that for a minute... a guy with an onion for a head wielding a huge fucking sword, has spiky hair, and knows kung fu.

You forgot "two characters that you should have outgrown, as they are being marketed to children twenty years younger than you." TehSplinterCell 18:29, 26 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] HI THAR!

I donated $2500 to ED just to make you cry. Jew Golds well spent. --Guise

OH YEAH WELL I STOLE 5847857357845783 DOLLERS FROM ED!-sonichufan666

Dear above poster,

You have added fuel to a growing fire. That was juvenile, stupid, and hilariously pathetic, the same reasons that we laugh our asses off at Chris and his poorly drawn comics. Your raging and ranting at our being correct just goes to show that we won the conversation.

I hope you were joking,

TehSplinterCell 18:46, 26 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Pussy.

Why are you always blocking ratings/comments on your videos? you some kind of pussy that fears rejection or something? --Purelymad 21:59, 6 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Epic Hypocricy

I hate to break it to you bro, but you REALLY need to set some lower standards for yourself. The reason you can't find a boyfriend-free girl to turn into your sweetie pie is because you are an incredibly shallow fuckwit who has OBSCENELY high standards for what his potential girlfriend is. Standards that will not get you a boyfriend-free girl. You either need to drop your standards some or just give up on your search for a boyfriend-free girl. I say this with no semblance of malice whatsoever, but I do find it hypocritical that you don't want somebody who is autistic, yet you yourself are. Also, this page will never be taken down until you stop proving to be such a lulzcow by getting butthurt about all of this. You should be thankful people brought your sorry plagarized excuse of an "original character" into the limelight instead of letting in languish in the unknown as it really should have been. So, instead of getting all pissy about this article, you should be kissing the ASS of the person who made this article for giving you the free publicity.

Sincerely, Sean Strife

[edit] lol

lol

[edit] Stop complaining faggot

Maybe you could get laid if you stopped collecting shit you've been collecting since you were 6 years old. Go and do some exercise you fat fuck. Stop crying about how you're a virgin and go do something about it faggot.

[edit] Here's a good question

How can you copyright something that is just a combination of 2 copyrighted characters?

Think about it.

[edit] BITCH. ASS. NYUKKA.

Wanna see my dick? Christfuck

[edit] RE: Why do you hate me?

Dear Christian Weston Chandler,

I created your page because you were just too damn funny for the internets not to see someone who will eventually be on To Catch a Predator. More importantly, I hope this was a wake-up call for you. Stalking wimmenz is not the right way to win their trust, you have to be less creepy and not wear that medallion everywhere and dress a bit better. That alone creeps the woman-folk out right from the start, not to mention the way you present yourself to people. Best thing to do? Buy a hooker.

Love, Liquid Snake AKA howellgames

Four Tildes ( ~ ) will auto-paste your signature, Howellgames Dysenterious 03:53, 5 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] HELLO FRIEND

hi christian how are you ? what is your wii code ? have you played SSBB yet Weatherman 08:10, 14 March 2008 (CDT)

no ? what ? i love you man what are you talking about ? you mean the article ? you're our hero! no one hates you. everyone i know likes you alotWeatherman 10:35, 14 March 2008 (CDT)

ok maybe love was too strong. i meant i strongly like you. i don't understand why you're so upset. is the article wrong ? Weatherman 12:40, 14 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Have You Heard The Good News?

Christ has risen, He's risen indeed! ~ CATS 10:57, 14 March 2008 (CDT)

I hate you for the lulz. White•Mystery

• In all honesty, though, I have no clue who the fuck you are nor do I have anything against you other than seeing you whine on peoples' pages so I felt like changing your user page to a bunch of cocks. White•Mystery

[edit] STOP PLEASE

Hey, welcome to Encyclopedia Dramatica. As you've found out, ED is a wiki, meaning anyone can sign up to edit the articles, adding or deleting content. When you go to articles and delete a bunch of the content, it's called vandalism. The thing is, vandalism is completely pointless (click here to find out why), and will get you a swift ban, so you might as well stop. Read your welcome message to find out how to better enjoy editing ED.

	STOP your faggotry or it's BANHAMMERTIME

Weatherman 08:43, 15 March 2008 (CDT)

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sat·ire

n.

Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.

ED IS SATIRICAL, DUMBASS!!!

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May I state at the above is ironic, as CWC tries to defend his "franchise" as a satire (even though it's not), and yet he complains at ED.- Kewne 06:02, 21 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] wanker

This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

ATTENTION! Christian Weston Chandler is only here to vandalize the article: ED. You can help by adding lulz and raeping their talk page to rub it in.

Mammamiaomg 16:50, 5 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] VIRGNIA IS 4 VIRGINZ

I TOO LIVE IN VIRGNIA AND NATURALLY AM A VIRGIN CUZ VIRGNIA IS ONLY 4 VIRGINS, PLZ IGNORE FACT THAT VIRGNIA HAS OVER 8,000 CHILDBIRTHS A WEEK. BAAAAAAW! Creed of Heresy 17:01, 5 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Nice New Vid There, Chris-chan

You may claim to be a "kinder" person than we are, but actions always speak louder than words, fuckwit.

After all, waving your controller around like it was a gun is just a short step--for you, anyway--from waving the real thing at your mall and in front of Mary Lee Walsh, which is exactly where you are heading at the rate you're going, son.

Get help or become an hero, CWC. That is all.

AZT-13 00:07, 7 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Note From Anniebannany BS

Okay, AB. If you're willing put your money where your mouth is, then go to Chris's house and make a YouTube vid with you and Herr Chandler sitting side by side.

Otherwise, cut the crap out, Chris-chan, and stop using Anniebannany as your sockpuppet like you literally tried to do with Ms. Schroeder.

Arjen Van Dierten 14:32, 10 August 2008 (CDT) (a.k.a. AZT-13)

[edit] Fake Pussy Deflecter

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[edit] Hello

I would like to take a moment if i may

One child organism. i know many Autistic people And i myself may indeed be a person of Aspergers. the "high Functioning Autism" and i would like to say that your behaviour INSULTS US ALL FUCKNUGGET! thanks for being a dickweed

Also due to the chains of events befallen me since i was introduced to this madness yesterday i am now fallen to the darkside. "Fear is the path to the dark side: fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering." you have caused me fear for others and from others which angered me greatly which in turn caused me to hate you for your insanity and your own hate and fucked up ideals.

you sir are a complete waste of DNA and i for one hope the only boyfriend free girls you ever find are men hating lesbians.

-_- lol wut?

[edit] hypocrite

well chris, beside the fact that you are a pedobear in denial and also a furry lover. you are a fucking hypocrite. Because, all i hear you say is you shouldnt be predjudice against autistic people, but its okay to be prejudice against fags and niggers(which i actually do believe is fine) oh btw i do support HFA (Hey Fuck Autism). so dont think i'm predjudice :D

[edit] So i herd u liek lewdly drawn pitchurs with...

Dicks!

Dykes, dykes.... CHYNA!!!!1 --CharlieOKane 14:56, 11 October 2008 (CDT)

[edit] GUESS WHAT

• Chris is going to portray you as a lesbian shemale hedgehog from the moon in his next comic. Yes,I am serious. A lesbian with a huge dick. There's going to be more than one shemale hedgehog if I understood correctly,so there's a possibility your braided friend might be an anthropomorphic dickgirl as well. Congratulations. --Lord sillynipples 12:25, 12 October 2008 (CDT)

• OH YEAH! And also. Chris has a fetish for lesbians. He told me so a while ago,back when he thought I was his old friend Tiffany. He probably thinks about you when he masturbates. --Lord sillynipples 16:32, 12 October 2008 (CDT)

[edit] I MADE UP SONICHU

Chris, why would you steal my character from me? Not like Sega/Nintendo owns either character used to morph into Sonichu. Or Rosechu for that matter. I should make her next.

LOVE, theREALsonichu

[edit] oshi-