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Hello, ClingingMars

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Chris-chan/Places

No problemmo, There's virtually no information at all about Chris at JMU and it'd be great to dig something out, Can you also uncover anything about him and/or Joshua Martinez being there at all as well? But thanks for adding the info in the first place!!!--Uncle Bastard 18:22, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

• yeah, I'll do my best, do we have any sort of time period to work with? --ClingingMars 18:27, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

Hi

I'm siding with Stumbles on this one, constant piping to the same place is pretty shitty. If I wanted 50 nigger links I'd open my spam folder. Further abuse of piping will lead to a lead pipe up your ass. Got it? <3 ­- Your Captain Speaking ^{[LOL TALK]} 03:59, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

okay, but he has no fucking right to fuck up my edit like he did originally. --ClingingMars 04:01, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

• Actually, since this is a wiki, anyone has a right to fuck up your edit. Or did you miss the "Please note that all contributions to Encyclopedia Dramatica may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you don't want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then don't submit it here." below every single edit box? WM 04:02, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

• • okay, forgive me for contributing. --ClingingMars 05:38, 19 April 2009 (UTC

BAWWWW

I see that you are enjoying your bawww. Would you like some whine with that?

I fucked with your userpage because you made a stupid edit, and then bitched about it all over the how bad a related article was in its talk page.
If you really think the page sucks that badly, then put some effort into making it better and not crying over it.
_Page^Chat_Contribs 05:23, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

except that those are two different wiki pages. /facepalm please fail less. --ClingingMars 05:37, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

• I'm going to agree that it's a different page, but you still made a shitty edit then had the audacity to bitch about someone else's work. Quit being a hypocrite and go cry in your hugbox. ­- Your Captain Speaking ^{[LOL TALK]} 05:40, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

so one shitty edit means I can't complain about another shitty page? how stupid is that? --ClingingMars 05:59, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

Improve your work, then you have reason to complain. You can't bitch about people burning down a house if you're holding a molotov cocktail.. ­- Your Captain Speaking ^{[LOL TALK]} 05:59, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

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