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Hello, Crakwhrrr

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I edited this page to make it less faggy but some guy who's an even bigger fag than I am (and I'm REALLY ENGLISH) got butthurt and reverted all my edits and I cant be fucking bothered to change it again. Maybe it could use some Mudkips? Crakwhrrr 14:53, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Li'l Mudkips 04:04, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Contents 1 Well... 2 KEKEKE 3 Templates 4 IT'S NOT FUCKING ROCKET SCIENCE 5 Did You? Are You? 6 IRC etc. 7 ED:Map 8 ODB: Posh Boy or Chav? 9 helLA 10 USR NM NDS MR VWLS! 11 Elton LOLs 12 Slaxter 13 Todd Goldman, Art Thief 14 Crakwhrrr 15 HAI 2 U 16 Laura Mallory 17 User:4chanispedo 18 Nice work 19 Ourfancy 20 I can't delete stuff. :) 21 IRELAND 22 GYPPED!

[edit] Well...

well we need more recruits to start this hell i barely have the original guy who thought of this you and a friend of mine but that's it man.....Isay 10 people at least will suffice for this operation so get a recruiting our menzors!Alcoa 01:14, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] KEKEKE

HEY THERE! Hey, Crakwhrrr! I saw what you did with Sensible Erection I just wanted to say keep up the good work

KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 22:29, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Templates

Nice going. :D Um, to edit the Wikipedia template, go here and add the article. To add the template to the article, use {{WP}}. I'll let you do it so you see how it works. Does that help? KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 00:24, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] IT'S NOT FUCKING ROCKET SCIENCE

SIGN UR COMMENTS, KPLZTHX

Also, welcome to the site fellow Britard--Anzac 14:18, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Did You? Are You?

you are cordially invited to a most festive occassion remarking the reestablish
ment of chaos and absurdity. you must bring a helmet and fruit garment depicting
the corrosion of society as a whole, and the triumph of swine. you must request
forgiveness at one of our easy to locate confession boxes and recite joyfully a
bursting paragraph from a humble literary product of lol internets.

Get on irc fgt

Gotta be innit to winnit bruv. --Li'l Mudkips 03:58, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] IRC etc.

Ahem... /me Mac fanboi! LOL.

I hear ya tho...it's gotten well crowded of late. Half the ops hide in our sekrit room now and let all the n00bs crapflood themselves to death. I actually just took a week off IRC to check my head. Such is the price of popularity tho, so I suppose it's good in a way. Anyway, I'll be around on the w/end so see ya there.

PS: Spray your turf bruv. It's good to have another Britard in the hizouse.

--Li'l Mudkips 00:23, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] ED:Map

I was just lurking on ED:Map and saw you're in Ipswich...which then gave me all sorts horrific of flashbacks normally associated with Vietnam War vets. You see...way back in the day, I was sent off from London to this 'school'/borstal -which for some Monty Pythonesque reason was run by the ILEA (aka the Inner London Education Authority). EEEEEEEEEKKKK!!!

--Rt. Hon. Judge Pele Q. Mudkips Esq. 09:51, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] ODB: Posh Boy or Chav?

NO U!!! I was a Chav befoar they were called Chavs (we were called Working Class Scum in those days). I just happened to have a bit moar brain than my mates Piddle, Rolo, Retardo, Gazza, Bazza, The Rza and The Gza (lol) so I got sent to offered a place at Woolverstone after a spot of bovver with the Magistrates re. a powerful air-rifle and some kids I shot whilst training to become an Americunt.

Like I said, it was part of ILEA but was weirder than just being a London state school in Ipswich cos it was half trouble makers like me and half army brat posh boys with Col. Daddy posted overseas. You can imagine how well that worked; I don't think those (class) lines will ever blur in Blighty however much moar New Labour sells out the Working Classes.

But...good, bad and ugly times, bruv. LOL...small world innit?

--Rt. Hon. Judge Pele Q. Mudkips Esq. 20:42, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] helLA

You:

“	Why r u in LA anyway and is it any good?	„
—User:Crkwhrrr 8/3/07

Me:

“	Not for Gyppos! HAHAHAHA!!!	„
—ODB 8/3/07

So'orry...I couldn'y resist. We should talk. I know you don't IRC much; how about AIM? Mines is bateman5150 and I'll be back on starting tomorrow, Friday (???), after a brief telecom break.

--Rt. Hon. Judge Pele Q. Mudkips Esq. 18:05, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] USR NM NDS MR VWLS!

How I mine for vowels? Acquainted 20:38, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Elton LOLs

Cheers for the story mate.

--Abu Hurairah al Mudkips 23:59, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Slaxter

Ok thanx fer dah hedzup. --Dean-0-myte 16:47, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Todd Goldman, Art Thief

Humbly request your assistance with this invaluable project. Google for details on digg and SA. (I am stuck at work today/tonite D: ) KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 19:43, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Crakwhrrr

Saw ur comment on the talk page for latest news; ROFLed, u r 1 of the best n00ber ediots. Srs kthx.VandalFucker 13:54, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] HAI 2 U

I saw your comment on my talk page. I think Marry Your Favorite Character Online is the raid of which you speak. If not, I wrote/uploaded screens for Realm-Of-The-Shadows. DodongoBongo 18:50, 26 June 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Laura Mallory

• I didn't really do much but thanx anyway. --Entropy 08:10, 5 July 2007 (CDT)

[edit] User:4chanispedo

You took the template right out of my mouth! <3 -Cirrus 07:42, 9 July 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Nice work

Heh, nice work raping that userpage - That guy is a fucking faggot. Where the fuck are the sysops? Towelie^{Which way to the loli?} 06:36, 10 July 2007 (CDT)

... also big T H X for reverting that Soprano-singing fucker's talk page.I'm paranoid but am I paranoid enough? 08:35, 15 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Ourfancy

I will AotN it if you add some screenshots and clean up (ie, format) the lower half. <3 KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 09:10, 2 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] I can't delete stuff. :)

You may be looking for the TJC or one of these guys, not me. Sry. --Aghar     14:49, 27 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] IRELAND

Of course you may help. Fuckin micks. KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 11:18, 30 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] GYPPED!

Ah my Roaming Gnome friend...what hath you done to provoke the wrath of our Queen? And what HRH House of Pleasure did they put you in? Next time let me know since my uncle spends most of his time touring the nation's lock-ups and he's a first class Spiv with a nice line in Pruno and consumer goods for your cell.

I will look over said article and do something. Prolly temp lockdown til you have me lift it so's you can fix it; lemme know. I've been otherwise engaged with IRL shit myself of late so I'm a bit behind on who's coming and going through Recent Changes and have been absent from IRC too. I'm hoping to get back to that on Monday so if you're at liberty, do pop in.

--OldDirtyMudkips 11:55, 6 October 2007 (CDT) 

Ruh Roh, You Got Banned!

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