User talk:Crazyconan
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1.WHY SO SERIOUS?
2.Let's put a smile on that face!
3.The guy who played him an heroed himself.
4.The Joker is a cunning, insane psychopath.
5.????
6.PROFIT!
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Hello, Crazyconan
THIS IS SERIOUS; READ IT.
Congratulations on joining ED! You probably fit into one of these categories:
- 1. New User
- Before making your first article look over ED:101. Try checking out random articles and fixing typos, grammar and/or bullshit where you find them before trying to make a new page. To start with, make multiple small edits to different articles until you have the hang of it. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being molested by ED Sysops.
- If you don't know anything about wiki formatting and code, please read ED:BASIC and the Style Guide. Take your time and start slowly.
- 2. Mediawiki Migrant If you're an experienced wiki user (probably from a Wikipedia offshoot) who knows how to operate, please read ED:101 for offical policy and ED:MIGRANT for tips on assimilation and basic rules.
Whichever you are, to successfully contribute to ED, please take some time to look around, note why other people get banned and don't act like they did.
Communication with other users prevents misunderstandings and can be done through talk pages, TJC and the mailing list.
If you plan on sticking around, feel free to make your mark on the ED:Map and join the ED Facebook, the ED Myspace and the ED Bebo.
SuperMonkeyMan 19:54, 14 January 2008 (CST)
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--Jawsome OMG LENSFLARE! 02:55, 10 February 2008 (CST)
[edit] Your Friend
He's unblocked. He gets one chance. No, I'm not going to notify you if he does anything else, I'm just going to ban him again. White•Mystery
- Well, off the top of my head: blanking content, vandalizing articles, abusing sockpuppet accounts (if you use them for good, we don't care; if you use them to evade a ban, that's bad), posting anything illegal in the US such as child porn or bestiality, or generally faggotry like not listening when a sysop repeatedly asks you to not do something. However, I can sum all that up in one rule: don't be a dick. Depite the number of people that get banned, it's actually pretty hard to do something worthy of a ban unless you're really trying to be a dick on purpose. White•Mystery
- I recall several pages on him being deleted in the past for not having any internet relevance. While there are a lot of existing pages that also fit that bill, we're being stricter on new pages. Basically, any news articles should be related to stuff like ED:LULZ. White•Mystery
- Um, I'm probably gonna say no. Like it actually needs to be related to the internet, not with goofy humor or really reaching. If you want a good place to start, take a look at Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed and see if anything piques your interest. White•Mystery
[edit]
D: - Jasper Jasper @ MeowMail.com 22:54, 14 February 2008 (CST)
[edit] prisonbreak72020,the new greatexpectations320
glad to have you on the good fight.We need to conduct /r/aids ASAP,Docs,passwords that pussy's accounts are all realated to max payne so we should look for clues to her passwords there—The preceding comment was added by Kasrkintrooper, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
[edit] New Article
Very big improvement and an article I see going good places! Here are also some links to use as general guidelines for this article and the future:
[edit] Your new article
Hey, you've made an article about anything that might have potential, but you should probably work on it or it'll get deleted. Want some tips?
- Make it long enough to be worth reading! Several paragraphs at least, and use section headers (using ==Headername==.)
- Describe Internet drama or Internet funniness related to the subject. Be funny! Remember that "OMG this is so ghey" is not funny. Keep it somewhat on topic.
- Put in a picture or two. Screenshots are your friend (Printscreen button on your compy, than paste with Ctrl+V into MS Paint, then save as a JPG). Upload pics in the bottom left of the sidebar. Help in formatting here.
- Add links to websites showing drama and lulz - may be examples, related online groups, whatever. Help in formatting here.
- Categorize it. God help you if it has no categories. Categories here.
- Above all else, make sure it's funny. Look here for help.
- Read How to archive the lulz and the style guide for extra tips.
- Read some of the featured articles to see what makes a really good article.
Sounds like a lot of work, but it's really not. Do these, and your article won't get deleted.
- Honestly, I think your new article is pretty safe for now. If it DOES get deleted, just let me know and I can retrieve it and put it in your userspace so you get a chance to work on it in peace. White•Mystery
- Basically, as more positions open up, good contributors that have the talents needed are asked to fill the slots. I'm glad to hear your new article is going well. Let me know if you need any more help. White•Mystery
hey there,Epic wins on your parody accounts
Kasrkintrooper 01:01, 1 March 2008 (CST)
I'll keep an eye on him. Let me know if you have any more problems. White•Mystery
[edit] Uploading Pictures
Hey man, not a problem. All you need to go is go to the link on the left hand side in the toolbox (second from the bottom, above Special Pages) labelled Upload file. Click that and it takes you to the upload form. You'll need to download whatever picture you want to upload to your local computer and then upload it from that form. Remember to use good filenames that make sense to someone searching for a picture - 4chan style file names are a bad idea. White•Mystery
[edit] New Article
Nice job on the new article! Keep up the good work! White•Mystery
- There's not really any recognition for hits on articles, but you're doing a good job and I hope you keep working on stuff. White•Mystery
[edit] Hi there
I saw your Banjo Kazooie article. Mind if I help? I've always really liked that series, and I'd like to see it have a good article. Your version is pretty good already, though. I'll look around for forums and stuff, and I happen to know that the videos of the game's mature content have sparked controversy in the past. Also, the third game comes out later this year, so it might be good to have that article around.--lɐɹnɹpǝpuǝ talk
23:37, 4 April 2008 (CDT)
- The article isn't locked, so I can still edit it. It's just in your userspace. It's common courtesy to not edit things in peoples' userspaces without permission, but that page is not actually protected.--lɐɹnɹpǝpuǝ talk
14:14, 5 April 2008 (CDT)
- Anyone can edit it. He was just saying that to be polite, but if you tell him it's OK, then it's fine to do. White•Mystery
[edit] Templates and Stuff
Hey, to make a template you put something in the template namespace and refer to the name with double curly brackets. That's basically all it takes. So for instance, if you wanted to make a template for people that like kittens, you would start the page Template:Kittens and then say {{kittens}} any time you wanted to use it. I'd recommend working on it in your userspace (i.e.User:Crazyconan/Template:Kittens) for now since we're in the process of cleaning up extra templates. I'll check out your article tomorrow, I'm looking forward to reading it. White•Mystery
- You make it just like any normal wiki page, but you'll probably want to stick to established styles. Take a look at {{gayaward}} and {{drugfiend}} for some very different examples. White•Mystery
- I think it's a good start - but you'll want to start experimenting with it to really distinguish it from other templates. We have a lot of templates right now that say "Hey, this guy's a fag." so you should either find and pick a topic we're short on, or really work on it and make it something outstanding. White•Mystery
- Hey man, I know you didn't ask my opinion so feel free to tell me to stick it. I'm happy you're working on templates-it'll come in useful, believe me. Keep it up. Basically, templates your making so far don't really need their own page - that's why we made the boilerplate template, so that people could put together stuff like this on the fly. - Jasper Jasper @ MeowMail.com 00:18, 15 April 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Ur Welcome
I created that template because of all the articles that contain Ass-Peas.
Oh, 1 moar thing:
SIGN UR COMMENTS, KPLZTHX
(Plz don't revert this time.)
The Autobiography*The Inspiring Dialogue*The Legacy Left Behind
[edit] Toonami
Hmmm - by itself the subject of of toonami probably doesn't deserve an article. However, as with everything that the internet touches, I bet there's some seriously fucked up stuff related to toonami out there. Off the top of my head, fanfics, fanart, online fandom stuff - whether of the robot from the intro scenes or shows playing on toonami. What direction have you been taking the article so far? I'd be happy to take a look at it. White•Mystery
Hmm, if you ask User:Endedrural, he might give you the code to his signature. Since I'm a sysop, I abuse my power and use a template for my signature :) White•Mystery
Welcome back - I'm glad to hear that! Let me know if you need help with anything while you're around. White ♥ Mistress 17:24, 9 May 2008 (CDT)
- haha that's fine - RL > ED, especially around holidays. Good luck on the article. White ♥ Mistress 23:08, 11 May 2008 (CDT)
- Go ahead. You should probably do the rewrite in your userspace until it's ready to move over. White ♥ Mistress 17:31, 12 May 2008 (CDT)
[edit] My youtube channel
http://www.youtube.com/user/Zeldabrawl5449
[edit] Earhtbound
You know, I've never actually played Earthbound, despite owning an SNES and having a rom for it on my computer. That's something I'll have to do, given all of the good things I've heard about it.
Anyway, we used to have an article on Earthbound, but it sucked ass, so it was deleted. Actually, it was deleted a few times. The gaming category needs to be kind of purged as it is, so I'm not sure if an article on Earthbound is really going to sit well with others, unless there's some kind of major recent controversy over it or something. However, you're more than welcome to work on it. I would do it in your userspace just to be safe, though. I'm sure you're capable of making a decent article on Earthbound, but it should probably be closely internet related if you choose to make it. If you'd like to see the old revisions of the article so that you know what not to do, I can give them to you. But it's probably not necessary, since the mistakes made in the past versions can be averted easily with a little common sense. ~ Endedrural (talk)
19:21, 13 May 2009 (CDT)
- Yeah, I saw them in the IGN article. You can add them to the article is you want to. Or you could just leave that section with the parody video, it's up to you. Also, thanks for the kind words. ~ Endedrural (talk)
21:48, 13 May 2009 (CDT)
Thanks! While I watch YouTube stuff a lot, I've never posted anything. You might ask User:DCY or User:Zenophile808 for advice on snagging and uploading the video. White ♥ Mistress 16:58, 13 May 2008 (CDT)
- Who are you again? ~ Endedrural (talk)
22:58, 13 May 2009 (CDT) - Just kidding, you're more than welcome to use it! ~ Endedrural (talk)
23:02, 13 May 2009 (CDT)
download youtubes. --- mozzilla add on download helper is the best. also vdownloader - and video downloader. vdownloader converts to avi. there are tonnes off online covertes also. google it up (dont ko one off the top of my head,
◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 19:53, 13 May 2008 (CDT))
Sorry, I'm away on a trip now. I'm going to have trouble responding quickly for about the next week and a half. You can use the e-mail link on my user page and I will respond quicker there, if you want. White ♥ Mistress 19:50, 16 May 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Template
Looks pretty good, I'm sure people can find some uses for it. However, we already have a lot of "This user is <insert insult>" templates. One more won't hurt, but if the template list ever needs purged, it might get swept up with some other stuff. It'll be fine for now, but you might want to keep a copy of the code on hand in case anything happens to it. Anyway, it's a good start to template making. I still really don't mess too much with templates, since I usually fail at advanced html/css stuff. I'm still really surprised I was able to make a functional table for the top of my talk page. ~ Endedrural (talk)
04:53, 17 May 2009 (CDT)
[edit] Politics and Turtles
Sure... you can tell me some political articles that you'd like to see revised. I've only been focused on Obama/Clinton/McCain lately, but I'm sure some older articles need work, as well.
And I've honestly never heard of the "I like turtles" kid, I'll have to look it up when I get back later today. But we try to have a full catalogue of internet phenomena, so it would most likely be a worthy topic for an article. ~ Endedrural (talk)
11:54, 19 May 2009 (CDT)
- Oh, nevermind, I've seen that before. But yeah, just another shitty youtube vid taken too far by basement dwellers and the media. Anyway, I don't think the current page is too bad, but it probably could use some more funny. You don't really need my permission to edit anything, but thanks for asking. Just make sure the article is still informative enough for the reader to understand the event/story/circumstances. ~ Endedrural (talk)
19:27, 20 May 2009 (CDT)
- Cool. I also play Halo 3 a lot. I don't have X-live gold at the moment, though, but I did get a 30-day trial thingy with GTA IV, so I'll let you know when I activate it so we can play online sometime. ~ Endedrural (talk) 22:37, 20 May 2009 (CDT)
[edit] Would I hit it?
I would hit it if the following is true: (1) She's at least 17 (I think age of consent is 16 where I am, and I dun do jailbait at my age) and (2) She's not a trap.
HedgeJew 23:04, 18 May 2008 (CDT)
- If she's legal as you say, then I would hit it. Hard. HedgeJew 18:52, 19 May 2008 (CDT)
[edit] lemon party
I love you—The preceding comment was added by Weims16, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
[edit] User page
You're welcome :)
Chunkmunky
03:51, 29 May 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Template
Nice. I like the Rambo pic. I also lol'd hard at this. ~ Endedrural (talk) 22:49, 29 May 2009 (CDT)
A pic I found on /b/. ~ Endedrural (talk) 21:06, 31 May 2009 (CDT)
Lol hai. Sorry, I haven't been around much - I just got back from a two week long trip and I'll be traveling for much of the summer. If you don't see me around site much, feel free to e-mail me. Also, I love the Rambo template. White ♥ Mistress 01:25, 1 June 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Re:Sonic
Which Sonic Pic are you talking about? Link me to it. Sick Fuck 12:09, 3 June 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Big Rigs
El Oh El. Good job. We should have had an article on that game before now, anyway, given that it was so universally hated and spawned the "You're Winner!" meme and accompanying picture. ~ Endedrural (talk) 01:03, 3 June 2009 (CDT)
- Xbox Live gamertag - falcomo07 ~ Endedrural (talk) 22:27, 10 June 2009 (CDT)
[edit] Facebook Shit
How many other people have you found via the Facebook thing? Pink Poodle, sniff!
23:31, 7 June 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Video Games
This page needs a lot of work. Like, a lot. You know vidya games, wanna help?
Chunkmunky
20:57, 6 July 2008 (CDT)
- Cool. Basically the article needs to be completely rewritten, and we may have to start from scratch. Ill get on it some time this week. I think GTA4 would be a good article. There was all that shit about with the previews, pretty sure that's where rickroll came from.
Chunkmunky
05:13, 12 July 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Cool Sig
This is cuntpaste from when I asked Jasper:
- Go to preferences.
- Check "Raw signatures (without automatic link)"
- Type your new signature into the "Nickname" field. For example, in my nickname field, I have the following:
[[user:Jasper|Jasper]] <sub>'''[[User_talk:Jasper|Jasper]]'''</sub><span style="font-size:90%;"> @ </span><sub>'''[[Special:Emailuser/Jasper|MeowMail.com]]''' </sub>
- 4. Test it out on your own before using it.
You can put pretty much anything for a sig, I think. Mine code is [[Image:Pikaanimated.gif|20px|]] [[User:Chunkmunky|Chunkmunky]] [[Image:Pikaanimated.gif|20px|]] if youre curious.
BTW, Im not going to be able to get around to working on the Video Game article for a while. Im been currently working a large project and I might not be able to do much editing around here for a few weeks. Id very much like to, but this other thing is really important.
Chunkmunky
04:14, 18 July 2008 (CDT)
[edit] New sig
Just testing out my new sig, you guys may notice this a few times, oh, and tell me what you think:
Crazyconan
23:45, 18 July 2008 (CDT)
- I liek. Now your self importance is no longer unwarranted :P Ive been looking forward to the batman movie for a while. I hope it's as good as everyone is saying it is. Also:
Chunkmunky
00:18, 19 July 2008 (CDT)
- Thx gui. Ive been meaning to update that, also Red Mystery is no more.
Chunkmunky
21:59, 19 July 2008 (CDT)
- You are a respected editor around here, if that's what you mean. If they still give out BanStarrs you could be considered for that IMO.
Chunkmunky
23:17, 21 July 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Yo
Try to put the controversy with User:KhagarBalugrak behind, it's just adding to the pointless drama. ~ endedrural (talk) 01:58, 22 July 2009 (CDT)
- Live's been acting gay (not letting me connect half the time), and I've also been PC gaming lately. I've gotten really into the Half-Life series, but HL2: Episode 2 won't run on my laptop (prolly my fault for trying to play it on a laptop that wasn't designed for gaming in the first place). I might just pick up The Orange Box for 360 and not have to worry about system specs, in which case I'll definitely be on Live more. And about the controversy, it's no problem, but he's apologized to everyone and everything, and it seems all those involved have just been trying to move past it. ~ endedrural (talk) 02:51, 22 July 2009 (CDT)
[edit] Jewbama
Holy shit! Where did you find this? This will definitely be PON even if I have to do it myself.
The way that they have it now, youre supposed to spam the talk page on the AON page to get a pic nominated for PON. But Chankachankaboo doesnt really check the talk that much (I think) so the best way is to message Chanka directly. Ill send this along to Chanka, but if you want to suggest pics in the future that's probably the most effective way.
Chunkmunky
13:26, 28 July 2008 (CDT)
- 2 for 1!
Chunkmunky
15:04, 28 July 2008 (CDT)
Dont have access yet. Better tell Endedrural. L'Shalom.
Chunkmunky
18:57, 29 July 2008 (CDT)
[edit] anheroes
Done. Also, pretty cool article. I never knew about that. ~ endedrural (talk) 00:24, 29 July 2009 (CDT)
- interesting article is interesting.
Chunkmunky
19:39, 29 July 2008 (CDT)
Nah man, that was all you. Just ask if you need anything.
Chunkmunky
10:49, 1 August 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Grammar Nazism
No problem, I am a grammar nazi on ED when I get bored.[edit] Hiya
We actually went down a couple times right after you left. I was afraid that we'd be gone for good without you ever knowing WTF was up.
Chunkmunky
00:18, 10 August 2008 (CDT)
Id donate, but I dont even have 5 bucks to spare :/ Also, check this out:

Issac Hayes was in failing heath for a while and supposedly in the care of Scientologists. And we all know how good they are at taking care of people. Bernie Mac was a huge surprise, just like Morgan Freeman getting fucked up in a car crash
BTW I LOVE the new template. The best part is that it will probably make them rage even more.
Chunkmunky
00:09, 12 August 2008 (CDT)
Nice. I though yugioh card maker was that guy WM wrote an article about, lol.
Chunkmunky
18:16, 12 August 2008 (CDT)
These templates are great! If you're looking for something to do then there's always the Vidya Game page....which I'll never get around to doing. Also, whenever Im bored I like to hit random page and delete unfunny shit.
Chunkmunky
15:01, 13 August 2008 (CDT)
Oh, god yes. I've been waiting for someone to write this article. FUCK YEAH!
Chunkmunky
17:51, 13 August 2008 (CDT)
Well, fuck. ODB made the same page this morning, but called it Why So Exploitable?. I still like your so Im going to try to merge them.
Chunkmunky
18:06, 13 August 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Why So Syrys
| | HEY THERE! Hey, Crazyconan! I saw what you did with Why So Serious? I just wanted to say keep up the good work |
<3 --
O☭B
• ? • 23:21, 13 August 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Why So Syrys?
| | HEY THERE! Hey, Crazyconan! I saw what you did with Why So Serious? I just wanted to say keep up the good work |
<3 --
O☭B
• ? • 23:27, 13 August 2008 (CDT)
[edit] A Winner is You!
| | SEIG HEIL BANN STAR! This user is a member of the fit for altar boy treatment via sysops. You can help by adhering to their every whim and desire and learning your place you dirty Jew. |
You have been awarded the coveted BannStar. Congratulations on your lack of fail.
Chunkmunky
15:21, 14 August 2008 (CDT)
- Awesome. Congratulations! --Todd_McCloud\Talk plox 02:17, 15 August 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Oh Yeah
I don't think I'll go on that raid, mainly because I want to sleep :P Also, take a look at the Why So Serious page and tell me what you think.
Chunkmunky
15:32, 14 August 2008 (CDT)
Awesome! When I was working on the page this morning I kept finding stuff for it. There's got to be a lot of it out there.
Chunkmunky
01:44, 15 August 2008 (CDT)
lol
Chunkmunky
01:53, 15 August 2008 (CDT)
Damn, I haven't seen it yet. It's weird, for some reason I don't watch new movies right away, some times waiting to it's out on DVD. Even the ones I really want to see. I think I saw Batman Begins like a year after it came out. I still thought it was awesome though.
Chunkmunky
02:19, 15 August 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Sig Test
Testing sig again:
Crazyconan (Chat)
18:38, 16 August 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Why So Serious? & Phelps Phandom
I thought I added it. I'll check and add if I didn't. Apart from that, if you're lurking on /b/ the US hivemind is currently creaming it's jeans over Michael Phelps getting that 8th medal. There's a few Eurofags still up (at like 5am) and there's moar sports trolling/flaming than I've evar seen on /b/. I saved a few shoops but I'm done for the night. I'll post on TJC too but it might be worth a page (or section on the LOLympics).
- Michael Phelps. I think this one might run a while. I'll work on the text when I stop drinking.
O☭B
• ? • 23:10, 16 August 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Tools of teh trade.
First...I cannot stress this enough DO NOT DOWNLOAD Firefox 3. That said, I use the 4chan plugin and the DownloadAll plugin on the last version of Firefox to dump big thread images in their entirety. As for the rest, the posts shown are just screencaps of threads that were in circulation. However, if it's a really good thread and you want to save everything and take screencaps later, just use Save As... (pick 'complete webpage') in the File pulldown menu. If any of that doesn't make sense...learn2Mac.
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O☭B
• ? • 14:05, 17 August 2008 (CDT)
- Hey man, nice Kirby sig. I havent really been around ED, working on a project off site. One of these days youll see it but its hush hush ATM.
Chunkmunky
02:05, 22 August 2008 (CDT)
- I feel you. I start school on Monday (actually this Thursday, but I said fuck it) so ED takes a back seat, kinda. Last semester I did quite a bit of procrastination lurking ED so it's not too different, I guess.
Chunkmunky
02:44, 23 August 2008 (CDT)
- I heard about that fag. That's grade A parenting skillz right there. But hey, who needs school when youve got a ton of chicken sandwiches, amirite?
Chunkmunky
13:56, 23 August 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Hai Thar
O RLY?? ;) - raspberry_rush 22:48, 23 August 2008 (CDT)
- already done. Look up :) - raspberry_rush 23:03, 23 August 2008 (CDT)
- ps, fixed the break between the Joker box and Limecat box. Hope you don't mind... - raspberry_rush 23:05, 23 August 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Olbermann
We don't have an article about him? He's as big a douche as O'Reilly, and we have an article about him, so we should have an Olbermann one if we dont.
Chunkmunky
23:15, 23 August 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Thanks!
Hope you're doing well, too. Anything I can assist with? WM 00:10, 24 August 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Herro
Nice to hear from ya. I'll take a look at the article later tonight. Also, I did get that link about the guitar hero kid - effin hilarious. I've been meaning to add it to the Guitar Hero article, but my internet's been fucked up for the past four or five days. I just got it fixed earlier today. Prior to that, I had to use a combination of my phone's web browser and on-campus computer labs to do anything OL related. ~ endedrural (talk)
00:10, 27 August 2009 (CDT)
- All good things must come to an end. I have some new articles on my sub pages. They need some work but I think they have potential.
Chunkmunky
00:58, 28 August 2008 (CDT)