User talk:Crezelda

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Hello, Crezelda

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MysteryBot 03:52, 25 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Do me a favour...

Write your life story somewhere other than the chris-chan talk page. We check that for updates on him, not on interesting anecdotes about your life as an aspie/furry. I'm sure you're fucking fascinating, but all you're doing is crap flooding legit news with your own story. In fact, play the Crezelda drinking game; every time you read some little factoid about your life scrolling down the current talk page, take a shot. We'd be finished a bottle by 2/3 of the way down. <3 --Larumph 03:16, 4 October 2008 (CDT)

• I'm sorry, i guess we all cant be internet celeberties... I'll be good ; ;
• You're spelling it wrong; not C. E. L. E. B. E. R. T. I. E. S. its F. U. C. K. T. A. R. D. S. He's no more a celebrity than tubgirl or the fine lemonparty gentlemen. Don't compete with him, for god's sake.--Larumph 05:56, 4 October 2008 (CDT)
• Personally, I fap to her personal stories. --Mexanon 14:21, 5 October 2008 (CDT)
• Yea, truly nobody gives a shit about your personal life so gb2 kitchen. Editcat 09:56, 9 October 2008 (CDT)

• but kitchen is all the way across the house, fatty dosen't wanna get up ; ; Crezelda 21:18, 12 October 2008 (CDT)

• I would care moar if you wore some kind of OC medallion. Do you by any chance wear some sort of OC medallion? If so send it to me please kk --CharlieOKane 15:16, 9 October 2008 (CDT)

• ....does a furfag conbadge count? Crezelda 21:15, 12 October 2008 (CDT)

• Only if it has a reference to you chopping some mugu's dollah. 419 it ain't no thief; but then again you knew that already. Nigger. --CharlieOKane 09:32, 16 October 2008 (CDT)

• We also don't give a shit about you having a boyfriend, and we wont be jealous until you posts tits and we approve of them. RachmaninovDESU 16:14, 9 October 2008 (CDT)

• done it on /b/ most threw up, a few hardcores loved it. Crezelda 17:42, 9 October 2008 (CDT)

• This is not /b/ so TITS here or GTFO Editcat 23:55, 9 October 2008 (CDT)

• OBEY THE CAT. TITS OR GTFO. INB4 ANY DISPARAGING ALLCAPS COMMENTS. --CharlieOKane 12:25, 13 October 2008 (CDT)

• I fantasize about fucking Crezelda every day. I remember her posts if she is who she says she is. --Mexanon 15:21, 13 October 2008 (CDT)

Cunt. --Orly44 22:23, 13 October 2008 (CDT)