User talk:D-Malice

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As if I had to prove I'm an Elitist or just a have a song stuck in my head sometimes, here's a random video. I'm gonna do this at least twice a month from now on, I think, yeah...

Cage the Elephant - Ain't No Rest for the Wicked (Borderlands)

Wapanese

pls 2 not be taking out huge sections of articles...kthxbye

--sub seven 01:19, 28 August 2007 (CDT)

Nothing "moved," but I guess I'm blind; put in functional section. If deleted again, fuck it, someone else can post it, or not.

--D-Malice, sexy /b/east 01:34, 28 August 2007 (CDT)

Demand pix

re: fuckers like me who plan on spending it eating turkey sandwiches and drinking Jager from a sippy-cup? - I demand photos. <3 Tfo_{Talk to me}^{Listen to me.} 16:10, 20 November 2007 (CST)

You just might get them, if the the 2nd bottle of the Jager does it's job. --D-Malice, sexy /b/east 23:09, 20 November 2007 (CST)
- You win three internets. Also, you are a pussy for chilling the bottle. ;) <3 Tfo_{Talk to me}^{Listen to me.} 14:23, 23 November 2007 (CST)
  - That was my second bottle; the first one of the day was never frozen between the store and my house, save for the fact it was fukkin' snowing. --D-Malice, sexy /b/east 15:15, 23 November 2007 (CST)

Article Stuff

Yeah, I apologize for having to remove that stuff, but I got tired of her e-mailing me bitching and moaning after I blocked her account. I figured it wasn't a battle worth fighting since honestly the pictures speak for themselves. If there is anything I can help you with, feel free to ask. White•Mystery

I deleted the e-mails. Nothing to send. White•Mystery
I don't have the e-mails, but the timeline was basically this. She sent me the first e-mail asking me to remove the personal info. I wasn't at my computer and didn't see it for about an hour. As I was reading her first e-mail, I was switching windows to remove the stuff, when her second e-mail came in. She threatened to go to the cops or lawyers or some shit like that. So I sent her:

"Are you fucking serious? Am I not allowed to take an hour break from checking my e-mail? I was reading your first mail and was just about to go remove the stuff from the article, when your second mail arrived."

I removed the stuff the next day because I don't really care and it was one e-mail of ten like that that I get every day. White•Mystery

RE: Taxwoman

Ewwwwwww. I just re-read it and it looks like she misunderstood the block message. Gross. White•Mystery

Oops, my bad

I just found out it was some noob named Woodpushingmafia. My apologies.--Sir Lurx-A-Lot 15:42, 14 May 2008 (CDT)

Deputies

I saw your /r/ on WM's page. You haven't been on long enough for full Sysops and you don't really have enough edits to your name. Get busy and I'll take another look in a month or two. --O☭B • ? • 13:39, 7 October 2008 (CDT)

The Bot

I saw your Bot msg on WM's page. Over the next couple weeks we're running find/replace commands with the Bot, so words like youtube will become YouTube and myspace-->MySpace. No need for alarm, but feel free to correct if it destroys a pipe. - Raspberry Rush (talk) 13:52, 19 December 2008 (CST)

Indie

There is already too much random band information in that article as it is unless it is directly related to the internet. We do not need one word more in that section.
^(wha?)
Penni-piper

Did i give you the idea that I was starting an open forum here for you to voice your opinion because I sure as hell did not mean to, being as i gave you a directive and did not ask a question. If you would like to start a page about that band and add that information go ahead. But,in the meantime please read the top of my talkpage.(it is 2:00pm pst right now btw)

^(wha?)
Penni-piper

Hey dude

Help me and Alliecat out on RC if shit gets ugly again. just look at what we've been reverting for an hour. --MATTY X IS A GIANT HOMO

Thanks for the support, bro. That's one of the reasons I patrol RC in the early early hours. To make sure stupid fucks don't vandalize shit. --MATTY X IS A GIANT HOMO
- If you don't like staying up, go back to the zzzzzzzzzzzz's. You need some sleep if you're going to work. lol --MATTY X IS A GIANT HOMO
  - I understand dude, yeah it's not real hard to work at a gas station haha. I just dropped out of college, so I have a lot of time on my hands plus I moved to Indiana. Musician, eh? What kind of music do you play? --MATTY X IS A GIANT HOMO
    - Lol uneasy listening. That's actually my favorite kind of music. Oh yeah, have you wrote anything down yet? --MATTY X IS A GIANT HOMO
      - That's really awesome, I'll check your stuff out later. I could promote you if you want (I have a 10k friend account on myspace lol) But right now man, I'm going to go lie down and relax after all that bullshit. peace. --MATTY X IS A GIANT HOMO

THEYRE BACK AGAIN! GET FUCKING READY! --MATTY X IS A GIANT HOMO

Just when I was going to close my window out and go to sleep, that faggot starts doing it again *sigh* --MATTY X IS A GIANT HOMO

- I agree. No great loss even if it was a mistake based on the contribs, but they've got identical host strings including the revision of Ubuntu they're using, so I figured it was a safe bet. W M 12:57, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

- - It's nothing too magical - when you do a Checkuser on someone, in addition to the IP, you also get the host string that the browser reports which includes the operating system, version, browser, version, and anything else it wants to report. It can be faked, but usually people fake it to look different instead of like a sock of a vandal. W M 13:03, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Hey bud

I have an honest to god question for you. I noticed that Zalgo is part of your signature and that you contribute to that article. So, what is the attraction to that forced meme? What funny do you find in it, etc? I am just very curious. Thanks.-- What would you do for a ? 14:27, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

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New Mexico

Good job making it work and forget that stupid "Mexican" crap. Keep on kicking ass. No name 02:24, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

Bot things

I've put you on MysteryBot's ignore list dude, so you'll now be able to tidy pages without butting heads with the Bot. ♦ Raspberry Rush [talk page] ♦

Your ex

Damn! :) ♦ Raspberry Rush [talk page] ♦

Dubstep mashups

could you give me an example of a few? The only ones i've seen so far is the one I have on the page as well as this:

Virusys 22:47, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Kayne West Article

HEY THERE!
Hey, D-Malice! I saw what you did with Yo X I'm Really Y For You
I just wanted to say keep up the good work

I mainspaced it because you weren't around to put the final touches on it. Good job though, has definate AoTN potential. -Wit • msg 11:26, 15 September 2009 (UTC)

Goddammit, Wit beat me to it. - Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 21:53, 16 September 2009 (UTC)

Congratulations on aotn nigger. I think it's a pretty cool article--Cunt Destroyer 02:03, 18 September 2009 (UTC)

I really like this article, and it made plenty of my IRL friends laugh so hard one of them started choking and I had to do that Heimlich thing. Goodjob, D-bag.-- What would you do for a ? 08:14, 20 September 2009 (UTC)
PO-PO-PO-PO-PO-PO-PO-PO-PO-POKE HER FACE...

-- What would you do for a ? 08:24, 20 September 2009 (UTC)

(If you do this shit, do it right)

hah. he's a prime example. killer article. © hall enge

Good work. I was too pussy to do it.--Cunt Destroyer 07:41, 18 September 2009 (UTC)

they're good, man. and i know what you mean about sobering up while EDiting... i'm going to have to move the Volcano closer and get a little beer fridge. i tried to clean up George Bush doesn't care about black people but I have a feeling 'imma' will creep back in. see ya around © hall enge

I'mma let you Finnish

What was wrong with that edit? It looked fine in my browser. Then again, my screen is fucking huge.-- What would you do for a ? 09:58, 22 September 2009 (UTC)
Gotcha, I moved the toc to the right because in my screen there was plenty of space and would take away about 4 inches of scrollable space after the paragraph after that huge introductory picture. The other two pictures I moved I moved to contain within separate sections just because I like the way it looks and it's easier to edit later because most times when you have thumbs on either side you gotta do some searching within the edit page to find out where they are placed in order to fix fucked up pages. The women article was the same way before mudkipsplz re-did it. I would have to go into separate sections to find out where this set of images began and where those began so it got confusing. I think I developed that habit editing the Islam article. I completely re-did that article top to bottom and got into that habit. But, hey, it's your article so you're welcome to revert any edits. I won't fuck with your baby lol.-- What would you do for a ? 10:12, 22 September 2009 (UTC)

Actually

D-Malice  	mthrfkn  	10-06-2009  	1 Day  	10-07-2009, ~06:00 PM  	1 Day, 0 Hours  	 [Lift Ban]  	 [Cussing in a no cussing thread]

Sorry love, wasn't my doing <3 _(talk) 22:37, 6 October 2009 (UTC)

I did however take it off. You may proceed with being active on the internet. _(talk) 22:38, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
I saw that, I almost cried. At least you only got 1 day lol. Last time I got 3 days for question mthrfkn's pokemon of choice. Even cash asked me about it in ODST. lol.-- What would you do for a ? 22:48, 6 October 2009 (UTC)

Sry dude

I thought you were a faggot. your faaaaaace 04:10, 11 October 2009 (UTC) (merf)

Yo, D...

What is going on EDF and all this hate towards you? What did you do?I'm too lazy and uninterested to go through all the threads and all the posts. I thought I could get a condensed and abridged version from the man himself.-- What would you do for a ? 02:54, 14 October 2009 (UTC)

It sounds to me like there are way too many young faggots with nothing better to do but start non sense. I barely post in that part of the forum because of it. I still like you, mang.-- What would you do for a ? 03:47, 14 October 2009 (UTC)
I don't blame them. It's just that they seem to have a misconception of how to properly troll. Guys like you and I have been around the internet and editing on ED long enough to be pretty much immune to a lot of things. Oh well, I hope they learn. I don't know of any specific parties involved, but I was just browsing through and saw the thread Rice posted and was like "wtf is this shit?". It isn't causing ANY lulz so why is it still open lol. Some shit just needs to go to keep the site from embarrassing itself. Just like moot articles and shit are flushed on the wiki.-- What would you do for a ? 04:08, 14 October 2009 (UTC)

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BECAUSE SUPER MARIO REFERENCES MAKE EXCELLENT REDIRECTS -Killbot 09:48, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

Btw, congrats on your unban :) -Killbot 10:17, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

I'm not going to your other faggot page...

...but I am informing you that Kyphon is the new D-malice and you're unbanned from the forums. Make a triumphant post. --Sheneequa • Talk 09:47, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

Lorderbands

Looking much better. Will feature a couple weeks from now after Professor Layton on gamin' portal. Pink Poodle 20:10, 9 November 2009 (UTC)

What do I want

The same thing I wanted 2 weeks ago: just answer a skype call and say "I GAY." That's it. I will unprotect your shit and quit fucking with it provided you try your damnedest to NOT BE A FAGGOT. This involves shitting memes all over the place. I WILL EVEN LET YOU BACK IN #FORUM though I can guarantee nobody will really do much but fuck with you anyway. Long story short: shape the fuck up, you spend a lot of time on ED but you still have lots of room for improvement. You should know the drill by now. _(talk) 01:00, 10 November 2009 (UTC)

Remember the bit about ignoring the haters?

Same thing applies in this case. Defamatory articles happen, just ignore it, it's pretty minor in reach anyway. Also, fix your sig link. _(talk) 02:15, 10 November 2009 (UTC)