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I'm confused, is this suggesting that this guy has a penis? B_iGP_imp_in 06:42, 19 Sep 2005 (UTC)

• It's raping a duck in his usericon, so we can hardly pretend that he doesn't. --無 06:46, 19 Sep 2005 (UTC)
  • Even his ugly chick friend thinks his obsession with me is gay based. B_iGP_imp_in 06:48, 19 Sep 2005 (UTC)
    • I say we bring his wife into it. --無 11:11, 19 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Contents 1 important note 2 Wait, what? 3 Oh noes!! 4 WUT ????? 5 LOL 6 LOL PENGIES 7 Steven

[edit] important note

not to be confused with Quasidan's penis —quasidan 15:09, 5 Oct 2005 (UTC)

• Of course not. ~ Banaan 11:56, 25 Dec 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Wait, what?

You think you're going to bring down the "LJ Troll Clique" from within - by vandalizing articles on ED with meaningless crap? Holy shit, you're almost as stupid as that trojanbaby chick who dowsn't believe in date rape. --Ntg85 19:34, 27 Dec 2005 (UTC)

• he's an idiot. i'm hoping to turn him into the next King REoL or something by largely ignoring his inept attempts to be funny. --kh/ what 20:20, 27 Dec 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Oh noes!!

I don't know about you guys, but I for one am terrified of his power! --Bastardman 01:15, 7 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Oh, and incidentally, I didn't create that "lame" paragraph. You did. On Gerbilsage's userpage, moron. --Bastardman 01:19, 7 Jan 2006 (UTC)

[edit] WUT ?????

ZOMG LOL ha Sockchan 11:13, 20 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] LOL

He banned me on youtube because I called him fat, now I feel like a worthless piece of shit. LOLOLOLOLOL--Jacob 18:11, 22 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] LOL PENGIES

Aren't you a brave man, Mr. Newcomb?

Everyone check out his site, danielspengies. com. What a faggot.

[edit] Steven

It's Steven peeps not Stephen