User talk:Die clown die
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Hello, Fucktard!
Welcome to Encyclopedia Dramatica! If you want to survive on ED, have a look around, and please take note of why other people get banned and don't be those people - especially dogsucking child molesters like you who've come to this talk page to bitch about an edit I made, or trash ED because you're really Sceptre in a drag fag hag disguise. That way we can welcome you into our loving e-family and repeatedly abuse and molest you like the siblings and parents you wish you never had. And like all good families, you may then pass the abuse on to the new and more junior members. Like your evil new stepmom who your dad brought home because your real mom wouldn't blow him, and you now hate because the bitch won't blow you as well.
As a n00b fucktard, you probably fall into one of four six categories:
- The Migrant: The migrant is the experienced wiki user who knows all the formatting tricks, and moved here because other wikis are unfunny. If this is you, please read ED:MIGRANT for tips on adaptation and some basic rules.
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- The Vandal: The vandal is a basement-dwelling retard seeking to give the admins someone to ban, so that they look like they're doing a good job. Please read ED:VIP and then become an hero.
- OMG Butthurt: You have an article about you on ED, and you want it gone. You may wish to refer to this to avoid making yourself look like a 'tard.
- De Negro: Similar to the OMG Butthurt category, but you're pissed because we
made lulztold the truth about your species. Again, refer to this to avoid making yourself look like an even bigger 'tard. - Sceptre in Drag Fag Hag Disguise: You're over here from TOW attempting to delete artcles that expose you for the fag/child molester/moron/Jimbo Wales you are. Most of the time, you're Will "Sceptre" Nobel or Matthew Fenton, two limey catamites whose sole purpose is to suck Wikidicks for profit and generally cause havoc on TOW because they're ashamed of the fact that they have to suck dick for lunch money.
Whomever you are, please don't forget to read up on our policies, and be sure to communicate with other editors through the TJC, ED IRC and ED Myspace. And if you're here to flame Die clown die or claim his posts FAIL because they're unfunny, it's you that has no grasp of humor due to the fact that your head is firmly implanted here.
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[edit] Drama
Looks like your friend, notorious e-thug Sceptre thinks your somebody on Wikipedia [1]. For somebody who was supposedly forced off Wikipedia by ED he still manages to come back and harass people alot. The cabal of teenage Internet tough guys know no bounds. The Real Deal 21:39, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
- Yup, I noticed that. Let him think I'm this "Sixty Six" bozo all the wants. Getting someone innocent banned from Wikipedia will just prove what we've exposed about Sceptre and Fenton is the absolute truth! They're both buttloving wankers who're probably jacking each other off while they commit their terrorism. Either way, thanks for the reverts!
[edit] Scepter's ugly mug
Does ED really need more shock images everywhere? It's got plenty. BLANKING IN PROGRESS 00:43, 21 July 2007 (CDT)
- Yeah, it does. Especially since I got every article that needed the image added. Leave'em be until I get some more, which I'm in the process of doing. Thanks!Die clown die 11:50, 21 July 2007 (CDT)
[edit] iono
I ran into him once, and it was a bad experience. But he seems like a fag so what the hell, ya know? =)--Kirbytime 00:35, 24 July 2007 (CDT)
- Pray tell, did you run into the faggot with a fork lift? Die clown die 09:47, 24 July 2007 (CDT)
- Good God no, I certainly wouldn't punish a fork lift in such a way. --Kirbytime 17:14, 25 July 2007 (CDT)
- Good point. Would be nice to see him run over by *something* that would eliminate him from the Gene Pool before he has a chance to rape a sperm bank. After all, that's the only way the limey faggot will ever be able to reproduce. Unless parthenogenesis really works. Die clown die 22:30, 25 July 2007 (CDT)
- Good God no, I certainly wouldn't punish a fork lift in such a way. --Kirbytime 17:14, 25 July 2007 (CDT)
[edit] I saw what you did to Nigga, 'bout de space monkeys
I fucking loved it. It's about time that ED gets some serious information like this, especially about the instrument-reading talents of monkeys vs. Negroes. FatHo 22:54, 18 October 2007 (CDT)
- I'm assumin' you done seed the video about The Old Negro Space Program, which is essential viewing for students of the nigga and his ways. If not, see it HERE. FatHo 22:26, 19 October 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Tom Galloway
Nice piece, however if you want people to read your work, don't forget to link to your new article as much as possible. New articles without links end up as orphans and we all know what happens to orphans. I just spotted you one by putting it in the subject/headline here but the moar links, the moar peeps.
- Actually, this is a work in progress of sorts. I've been trying to locate a bunch of g00bs that Tyg had problems with back in the old early Usenet days, when he and his buttbuggers Chuqi and John Larocque used to get their rocks off playing silly little net.ghod games. I want to get teh straight shit so I can parody it. If necessary. I still haven't added the sections about "Win Tom Galloway's Money", where he tried to be a gay Ben Stein and pretend he knows more about comic books than Comic Book Guy, or about his faggy little "Squiddies" award, which he still claims he created even though the evidence is to the contrary.
But thanks for the tip on the special. I'll get that included as soon as I get this article "finished".
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OldDirtyBtard 13:12, 14 November 2007 (CST)
[edit] Nigga will not be restored, you should read this.
Based on the comments you've made on your user page, talk pages, and tfo's talk page, you seem to disagree with the decisions our sysops have made concerning Nigga and the related articles. I'm here to give you a heads up that acting like a douchebag and making demands isn't going to get you anywhere.
Despite those articles being long and unfunny, they also had nothing to do with ED's mission, which has been the same for the life of ED. After the events of last September, we're being stricter on new content and especially bad old content.
The fact of the matter is, all of the sysops and a majority of users agreed that those pages needed to go. We've been getting thanked on and off site for removing content that was, frankly, an embarassment to this site. So far you've been the only person to complain. I can promise you that none of those pages will be restored to their former versions. If you want to take it upon yourself to write good new versions of those pages in your userspace and present them to us, that would be great, but walls of unintelligent, pointlessly racist crap aren't going to fly. The new articles need to be concise, funny, and related to ED's goal of cataloging drama and lulzy situations on the internet.
How's this plays out is totally up to you. You seem to think that you can tell us what to do and act rude to sysops and other users. If you keep it up, we'll just ban you. White•Mystery
[edit] WM is correct
Sorry, there was no "former glory" in that tl;dr, boring, stupid, and devoid of anything clever, funny, or even worth reading whatsoever article. Weeding out stupid shit that doesn't belong here is something that happens. TfoTalk to meListen to me. 22:03, 4 January 2008 (CST)
- You seem butthurt ... possibly because you were responsible for part of the shit in question. Also, wtf are you doing deleting shit off your talk page? Are you retarded? TfoTalk to meListen to me. 23:28, 4 January 2008 (CST)
