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plz to enjoi --Drunkenlazybastard 00:16, 8 July 2008 (CDT)

-NOTE TO DLB-

This is Melkiah, long time no see dude, T4sk. remember me? fuck yea man what up. can unban me plx. I accidentally faked account CrusaderCat and went all holy roller on his page for the lulz. crusadercat account is ME. I had my iP banned so I went through a proxy to write this. lmao. unban my shit dood. crusadercat is me.. lawl. anyways, I got more dirt. I can't get on EDIRC for unknown reasons. I have all his youtube shit ripped since he tore down his crap, screencaps of most of his idiocy. hit me up dood. late. —The preceding comment was added by Melkiah, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

• server has changed. irc.anonymuncule.com #ed, also: you should have known better what would happen if you pulled that kind of shit. --Drunkenlazybastard 07:17, 29 September 2009 (UTC)
• Also, can't undo the ban for that user name because you used a legal threat in the edit summary. IP ban will be lifted in 24hrs automatically and you can log in with Melkiah. --Drunkenlazybastard 07:25, 29 September 2009 (UTC)

hay bb how was the thing h64 08:32, 29 September 2009 (UTC)

Obnoxious?

Banhammer finished. OK. Suggest you check the IP's of Joeker and Kilroy8675309. If they don't match up, then I'm a faggot. But it's a fucking big co-incidence that Joeker stops posting, and then Kilroy starts by making a bunch of innocent edits, and then edit's Joeker's article on Phil's World (look at that fucking edit summary!), and then disappears when I butt hurt him. Then look who shows up again. How did he know there was shit going on? Looked sus and only an IP check will sort it now that Joeker was butthurt over it. OK? OK. Dracula 00:32, 2 October 2009 (UTC)

Ragedad Dox

I wasn't entirely sure, but in my past experience dox are usually not allowed on an article, but thank you for clarifying--Krazy 23:06, 18 October 2009 (UTC)

User:Halcyon the Valkyrie

It's no secret that LittleCloud has been using an ED account for some time, editing the article about herself and trying to rewrite it in a more positive light. On the Talk:LittleCloud page she's tried to get the article completely rewritten, and on one occasion has treated the LittleCloud article like it was her own myspace page (which good ol' mysterybot reverted). I also suspect she's been making sockpuppet accounts to edit the LittleCloud article. Nothing good can come from LittleCloud editing the article about herself because of her overwhelming bias on the subject. I just fear that one day she'll actually succeed at destroying the article, which is what she wants. LoliHAETpizza 22:32, 21 November 2009 (UTC)

LoliHAETpizza, you need to STFU. This is the only sockpuppet account I have EVER made (besides Anhero4u), and the only reason I'm using it now is because my main was banned, thanks to you sucking DLB's cock. Seriously, will you get your head out of your fucking ass for one moment? First of all, I only edited the LittleCloud article because of the recent topic on the discussion page regarding getting rid of old shit that doesn't apply anymore because it's too fucking long (as if you didn't know). It was reverted because I didn't have clearance beforehand from a sysop and therefore mysterybot perceived it as vandalism. I don't even know who the fuck Letsgookay is, and if you know shit about IP addresses, you'd know it's not me. Second of all, I'm a fucking guy, so cut it out with this "she" and "her" shit, already. I'm surprised you haven't noticed by now, what with your goddamn ass constantly in my business. Ahahaha, as if any article can actually be "destroyed" around here, especially by a non sysop like myself. Yeah, you would be afraid, wouldn't you, you dumb shit? Then you'd have nothing to fap to anymore. I like how you have a trap fetish, son.
As for you, DLB, you'd better unban me. Because if you don't, then WhiteMystery probably will (and Zaiger, too, if he was still here). I know that you know that I haven't been vandalizing shit around here since I signed up as Halcyon the Valkyrie. I'm not that fucking stupid. Sending you all my faggot love, Cygnus

This...was really not the best way to go about getting herself unbanned. I was all curious as to why she got banned recently, but reading this little plea for unbanning just makes me laugh... Mind, I have nothing against her aside from the whole "FUCK YOU I'M A DUDE" bullshit -- or rather the fact that she can't figure out what she is, much less who she is, but like I said... Not the best way to get unbanned. ~ Suihtil Cod [U|T|C] 07:02, 23 November 2009 (UTC)

"Second of all, I'm a fucking guy, so cut it out with this "she" and "her" shit, already." Oh wow, LittleCloud, do you honestly think anyone will fall for that? Every photograph of yourself which you upload is proof that you're a girl. I think that the very fact that you're lying about your gender goes to show how little you can be trusted. Also, you're utterly crazy. Thanks for hearing me out, DLB, you're a real bro. LoliHAETpizza 21:27, 23 November 2009 (UTC)

</initial shock and ZOMGrage> Lol. Oh, you boys. Now, firstly, my dear FAS-inflicted LoliHAETpizza, it's called being a transgender. I'm not lying about anything, darling, even though you wouldn't know what I truly am based on just photos alone (tell me, luv, do you fall for all photos of "ladies", even Photoshopped ones, you gullible little goose?), because you haven't even seen my genitals. I could be a Thai trap for all you know, but I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a man in a girl's body. You know, like Teruchan, only vice versa. Crazy? Hon, if you looked down and saw a poon where your peener should be, you'd act like a bit of a nutter, too. So, I have to ask: Why are you so deathly afraid that I'll somehow get my article deleted? Personally, I would not give one shit if it was online for all of eternity -- if it just pointed out how I'm a tranny Otherkin instead of how much of a pedo I am.
But you see, this is the very thing that causes fanboys like Joseph Collins to scream out female pronouns in tears of rage and denial, when in context to me. Despite being a fat, ugly-as-sin furfag who is so obnoxious that he turns every woman he pursues (who survives looking at him) into a lesbian -- oh, sorry, am I rambling? Well, anyway, we all know that all furries love the cock. Joseph was so nice and accepting toward me as I slowly came out, often even going as far as making downright creepy remarks such as "I'd turn gay for you". But one day it all just came undone, and he's back in the closet again, unable to accept the sad truth that he's got a boner for a boy. One thing hasn't changed, though: he's still a stalker, as can be proved by his presence in this conversation that doesn't involve him in the first place. Well, I've got things all worked out on my end. I have nothing else to say. If anyone has any other shit to throw at me, you know where my talk page is. You take care now, DLB, and please don't let Mr. pizza tempt you into banning an innocent man like me again, pweeze? Ciao! ^^ Cygnus 10:32, 24 November 2009 (UTC)

*facepalm* Two things. 1. L2FORMAT, and 2. Your dislogic and cowardice hurts my head. You are neither innocent or a man. Get a sex change operation, then we'll talk. ~ Suihtil Cod [U|T|C] 23:02, 24 November 2009 (UTC)