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Hello, Drunkenlazybastard/Archive 1

THIS IS SERIOUS; READ IT.

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Contents

[edit] loldongs

your userpage made me lol on the way to work this morning. A+ KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 15:59, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] {{welcome}}

It goes on the TALK page, not the USER page. --Blu Aardvark 22:39, 5 July 2007 (CDT)

  • oops, yea I know, I wasn't paying attention I guess :P--Drunkenlazybastard 01:18, 6 July 2007 (CDT)

ILU, BUT UR A GAT AND GOD HATES YOU.--dcslater 01:48, 9 July 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Thanks

  • Hey thanks. It would be great if you could help with the text in the Shane Halligan and Sergio_Pelico Articles I created. Thanks --Texaschainsaw 07:57, 10 July 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Request

Please delete that article named "Crazy Cats" or something.. It was made by that butthurt faggot who has been blanking articles. Plzkthx. TowelieWhich way to the loli? 04:29, 11 July 2007 (CDT)

  • if i was a fucking sysop i would, but i am not. :P --Drunkenlazybastard 04:31, 11 July 2007 (CDT)
    • Oh, you're not? Lol, that sucks. Oh well... Get on irc fgt, I can't im busy. TowelieWhich way to the loli? 04:33, 11 July 2007 (CDT)
      • I Is on IRC fgt, I am an irc OP but not a sysop. XD kekekeke, also fuck you jew. --Drunkenlazybastard 04:37, 11 July 2007 (CDT)
        • Whai fuck me? : ( TowelieWhich way to the loli? 04:47, 11 July 2007 (CDT)

[edit] About The Shadowfox118 "Fanboy Vandalism"

I didn't think what I put what up was vandalism, or was it? Unless it simply wasn't funny to the collective users of ED, I thought it was pretty funny how someone, such as her friend in the uploaded pic, would post something as stupid as an attack on anonymous, but I it's probably just too common to be funny anymore. Was it reverted because of the picture summary I put in? I was just trying to mock/summarize her post in a short phrase. Well, I think it was reverted because it wasn't actually funny to anyone else, but I'd just like to know if that was your reason for reverting it; I'm not going to put it back up on the page (if it gets reverted by someone who's been contributing much longer to ED, I simply let it go), but I am curious as to knowing the reason for the change. Thanks. -SuperSovietMissileMastar

[edit] y ahlo thar

GG HEY THERE!
Hey, Drunkenlazybastard/Archive 1! I saw what you did with helping me understand these strange feelings I've been having towards men.
I just wanted to say keep up the good work
--WM 23:21, 18 July 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Sorry

I just did it for the lulz. I really love this site its hilarious.--ThanosMadTitan23 20:14, 20 July 2007 (CDT)

[edit] um

so i was just checking from starbucks, and it appears your spoilers are devoid of ALL CAPS and exclamation points. plz fix this. <3 KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 21:42, 20 July 2007 (CDT)

  • lol k.

--Drunkenlazybastard 21:53, 20 July 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Ops

You've got em. --Sheneequa • Talk 00:37, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Timestamp deathnotice

PROTIP: In order to make the Death notice template display the date you tagged it, write it as " {{subst:deathnotice}} ". The same thing works on the {{links}} template aswell.
--JawsomeRAWR BITCHES!! 00:18, 13 August 2007 (CDT)

  • yea I know, I realized that after I used the deathnotice incorrectly on a few pages. thnx for the heads up though. --Drunkenlazybastard 12:13, 13 August 2007 (CDT)

Scissors-chan Okay sorry, I'm new to this and am OMGBUTTHURT because not only have I been recieving phone calls and threatening IMs but someone actually CAME TO MY HOUSE. I uploaded my learners permit here http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2951581290088411911VwXyMy If you can read the blurry birthday, it's 09/30/90

[edit] hey hey, DLB!

My 3 cents, a small TL;DR observation: In the case of some of these characters who blank one page, or replace it with something stupid, or just do something ignorant-looking (i.e. not a blanking spree); If they have not yet been "welcomed," you might consider "giving them just one chance." In such cases, I usually put the { welcome }, but also a { lurkmoar } and/or { banwarn }, depending on the situation. Sometimes I tell them to "knock it off" as well. If after this, they persist in their folly -- banhammer is definitely applied! just a thought! --Chankachankaboo 17:27, 13 August 2007 (CDT)

  • Thanks for the input, I'm still getting used to this whole sysop thing lol. I'll try not to be so itchy on the banhammer trigger. :) <3 --Drunkenlazybastard 17:33, 13 August 2007 (CDT)
    • Hai hai! I have been on IRC a few times, maybe 3 or 4. I fear that the rigors of advancing age (47 & a half!) have taken their toll. I was just getting used to push-button telephones... color TV... jet airplanes... etc.! All of these computer gizmos and machines...! <3 --Chankachankaboo 17:56, 13 August 2007 (CDT)
      • lololol. zOMG LUDDITE!!!!11one gb2 retirement home plzkthnx :D --Drunkenlazybastard 17:58, 13 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] NO U

I'm only here for the LULZ, yo. give it a chance and maybe you'll get a laugh or two.

  • Alright, I'll give it another chance. Make it lulzy. --Drunkenlazybastard 04:12, 14 August 2007 (CDT)

Thank you. I'm a NOOB so I promise to do my very best. I'm still learning about formats and style and checking references constantly is taking a while.

[edit] CP in my EDs!

We still have one of the Scissors-chan pics on the site at Image:Scissorcunt.jpg, which had been included in the Cunt article. I've removed it from the article, so it just needs the image deleted using magyck sysop p0w3rs. Over to you --Freeradical 02:15, 15 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] PROTIPz

You wield that banhammer like Thor himself. However, for complete ruination of the vic in question, make sure you check their contributions for other faggotry and revert as needed.

Eg. I was going over all the recent bans after last night's nigger invasion and found that altho you caught up with User:Glaze_jellydonut after the blanking of Waluigis-girl, checking hisher other contribs would've yielded moar vandalism to revert. Also, slap em with a
Image:Gtfomyinternet.jpgThis colostomy bag was BANNED for their faggotry.
You can help by learning from their mistakes.
Vandalizing their user page with ad hominem attacks never hurts either.
and
GO AWAY!
NOBODY
LIKES YOU!
plz die
 for græt juxtix once you're done gæping they arse.

--Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifOldDirtyMudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 14:39, 16 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] It's the truth

It's the truth...lol

[edit] User:Blargh v User:Rosetta

Yo dude...if you're going to break up a pissing match, make sure you whack both parties with the same amount of banhammer. I've unb& Rosetta but I'm open to you reinstating the ræp(s) if you want to put up with Blargh's crap on IRC.

--Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifOldDirtyMudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 19:31, 17 August 2007 (CDT)

  • I was under the impression that Blargh already had a 1 week ban on him, I wouldn't have just raeped Rosetta if I had known the case was otherwise. --Drunkenlazybastard 22:21, 17 August 2007 (CDT)
  • RE: Edit warz, a day b& is fine. KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 23:33, 17 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Template:Youfail

A while ago you proposed a redesign of this template with the curb stomping scene from American History X. I looked for where you did but wasn't able to find it. I thought the new idea was better looking and more shocking than the crying samurai, do you still have it? Lateral 22:04, 17 August 2007 (CDT)

  • I had a sorta working version in the sandbox at one point, but for some reason the gif when I put it in the template got borked, even though it works fine on its own. I'll give it another try sometime in the near future. --Drunkenlazybastard 22:22, 17 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] thanks!

you simplified things a great deal, let's leave it that way shall we?

[edit] You're a furry!

YIFF IN HELL! You shouldn't be drawing stuff like that when you are suppose to hate furries! Asshunter

    • You are fucking retarded and obviously don't get it's a joke. Lurk_moar, christ, what are you? 12? I've IRL ruined more furfags than you have pathetically yelled YIFF IN HELL! at. I didn't draw that either, it was User:Madmantyke, who draws hilarious hate art to piss off various furfags. You can see his gallery of win and awesome here. Now little boy, I'm in a good mood tonight so I won't shove my banhammer up your ass, fix up that fucking failure of an article or gtfo. --Drunkenlazybastard 22:55, 18 August 2007 (CDT)

Asshunter: Oh my apologies then.

[edit] Not Chase

Dont Worry, Im just sombody who hates chase, I found alot of troll work today that im adding.

[edit] messup

I was just adding pictures, it was someone else or my browser messed up on me.

[edit] Hmm

Hmm, didn't realize that Angela Baldassarre page came out so badly on it's first try. Was a messup! I'll do the wiki-code crap before I post next time so I can get some real content up. --TruePaige 01:14, 23 August 2007 (CDT)

  • Appreciate the informative reply back. Hope the surgery wasn't anything Major. 0.0 I'll have to jump on ED IRC when it's not 3 in the AM. =D --TruePaige

[edit] GV says, "no beast on ED"

"I'll be in my Lab" is the beastiest beast pr0n out there.--Nihlidos 04:13, 19 August 2007 (CDT)

  • I realize that, but whether that is actual beast shit is questionable, or at the very least a bit of a gray area. I'm sure it will be discussed further. --Drunkenlazybastard 04:14, 19 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] cheers

Thx again for teh help bro. I'm inclined to blame jews for all that shit in the first place, so I'm gonna go with that. --DCY 19:16, 21 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] The Judge

I am just a pride troll and wanna spread my name!!!1!

[edit] The Judge

Why am i a faggot? I am a mastertroll, read the story on my page! And i dont understand why i needed that rapingthing in my profile! —The preceding comment was added by The Judge, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Sorry. Now, why did i needed that rapething? —The preceding comment was added by The Judge, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

I dont try to hard. Read my story. It tells what i have done to be a mastertroll. I can start more drama than any troll on this site. I just thought i deserved some more wide fame, so i made my profile. —The preceding comment was added by The Judge, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Dont you know a thing about trolling? I piss of adults at the age of 20, Pokemon fans are just more fun. I create chaos like a troll should, just more hardhitting chaos. I have gotten forums CLOSED! —The preceding comment was added by The Judge, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

People know who i am even without the article. The article is just to store all my informations;) And i made the wife of the admin of The Legion do suicide because i pointed out all her visual errors and that she was an emo before i bashed her. Also, i am no wigger. Just a gangster;) —The preceding comment was added by The Judge, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE! <--- This fag just doesn't get it. SIGN YOUR POSTS. >:0

Lol, ok. I odnt know how to join, but i will gladly do.

I am coming in now. Hope its worth this shit.

The server you said i should join dont exist and the program is crap.

Fuck that crap program, its filled with virus. And the server you said i should connect to dont exist, Take my msn: jud.gey@hotmail.com Thats much easier

Just take my msn: jud.gey@hotmail.com instead. I am not so desperate to prove my trolling to newbtrolls that i will use that gayprogram.

[edit] LOL HAI

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 15:41, 23 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] The Judge

Lol, your trolling is pathetic. If you wanna have proofs of my trolling, my msn is jud.gey@hotmail.com but i dont need to be accepted by wankertrolls like yourself. People like you should learn from people like me.

  • You are a pathetic failure. Wigger scum. --Drunkenlazybastard 23:56, 24 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] WTF Deleted?

U Deleted my hard-worked on Stop Standing In The Center article! No, I'm not being a bitch about it, but you said it was a shitty meme that nobody knows. How can they know about it if you keep deleting it? -Shiggy 00:06, 25 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] irc

HY BUDDY. pls see asa.lulzhost.net <3 Image:Littlemudkip.gif  janus zeal    desu    contribs  Image:Littlemudkip.gif

[edit] Hello

Vath' here, just stopping by to let you know I check back everyday for articles of the now and recently created, as well as go to lurk in random articles quite often. I'll be sure to read at least a 100 articles before I go about attempting to make any. I'll also be sure to ask for help in collecting info on whichever subjects I decide to use for said article. Or I may just go apply myself in the open tasks page under navigation. Image:Vincent.gifVathu 16:44, 25 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Cancer

I didn't intend it as vandalism but a real edit. As it stands the article is utter shit. Girlvynil's already tagged it as crap for deletion. A one-liner is funnier than two dozen of frenetic garbage so i thought there'd be no harm. Regardless, I only added my line back to the bottom of the article, and won't otherwise go against your reversion. I ask you to consider the idea yourself, though. PrinceAlbert 23:44, 25 August 2007 (CDT)

A rewrite won't save jokes that weren't funny to begin with. Sometimes you have to be ruthless. PrinceAlbert 13:10, 28 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] heil DLB

image:mkultra.jpgWeatherman 03:40, 27 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Ben Kovitz

Why don't you? I only ever write shit. I thought you'd know that by now. I've got all the links in there, all the factual information. You're free to fuck with it. Blissyu2 04:12, 28 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] AIDS

This person is an example of the AIDS that is killing ED.

He/she is contaminated with dangerous levels of anti-lulz and should be avoided at all costs. Or if you're brave (or already infected), you can just vandalize the fuck out of every one of his/her contributions.

fixed? This is mason 18:02, 29 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] FU

School started, i've been busy--dcslater 15:57, 30 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] mmmkay

yes, but if SOMEONE else had said that, like say the almighty Christ MissEcheleon, it would have been FUCKIN HILARIOUS! ED has double standards how sad. —The preceding comment was added by KikiKiti, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

  • No, it would have still been lame and unfunny. I am not afraid to call other sysops or established editors on stuff if they are being unfunny, you're just trying to justify it to yourself by BAAAWWWWWWWWWWW-ing and claiming double standards.
  • I think you're all just trying to make your pathetic lives seem better by saying EVERYTHING you do or say is in the Bible. Who the fuck gets up at 6AM to make an article on some random internet chick? —The preceding comment was added by KikiKiti, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
    • Uhh, wtf are you talking about? Also: learn to sign your fucking name. --Drunkenlazybastard 00:32, 31 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] LOLOLOL <3

Hey man, how did you find out where I met her? lols also please rar and email those for something me and a friend are working on LOL. <3 Image:Littlemudkip.gif  janus zeal    desu    contribs  Image:Littlemudkip.gif

  • Lol, she told me that's where you met. Also, I'll send it soon :) --Drunkenlazybastard 16:24, 31 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] no

That pic is not cool --Ajt 21:43, 31 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Moreschi

Moreschi is a famous wikipedo. Help me add lulz to it, and the rainbow text "You fucking asshole" is an insult which vandals use against him. Cometstyles 15:46, 4 September 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Excuse me...

Why did you huff my userpage? I'm sure there is some sort of legitamte reason. No hard feelings man. --High Gen. Grue 20:56, 6 September 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Blade lord

Apparently he didn't learn his lesson from the first time you banned him. --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   15:26, 8 September 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Ecstasy

All night long --AnYoNe! 22:12, 9 September 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Typicaljew2.jpg

Image:Typicaljew2.jpg Lulz, she's a teenspot [failure] user who thinks she can be a model.

  • Where my lulz at? Why was this changed?

[edit] sleep well sweet prince

[edit] Forcing a meme

Eh but how did the rest of the gang come to be? I'm pretty sure the pedo bear meme is forced, so may as well force another bear. It fills a void. Eh well no worries I will not try to recreate it nor force any other memes. You have my allegiance and apology for corrupting ED. Lolicyst 14:26, 19 September 2007 (CDT)

[edit] 2girls1cup

Fine. I couldn't believe that this didn't already have an article here. Esperanzachick 17:42, 21 September 2007 (CDT)

[edit] ALRIGHT

Delete it so i can edit it in preview mode. BustedTeddy

[edit] Many thanks...

...for the Mudkipz swastiGET! <3 <3 <3 In return i got the DIY-tentacleraep-dong for you:

Image:Loldong-tentacle.jpg PhD_Beretta

[edit] The Judge

He's still up to the same self promotion faggotry. You were right, he thinks he's some fucking troll god or something. DCY 22:16, 25 October 2007 (CDT)

[edit] 13 years

lol - Serious Cat 15:33, 17 November 2007 (CST)

  • P.S. ttly srry about the "UNBLANKING" edit, it wouldn't let me revert it normally for some reason. - Serious Cat 15:43, 17 November 2007 (CST)

[edit] Thanks

I noticed you fixed vandalism on my userpage. Thank you for that.

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