User talk:Drunkenlazybastard/Archive 2

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Contents 1 This r my talk page lolz 2 Big Daddy 3 Crapstub? 4 Oh Hai 5 Apology, 6 Dalhusky lulz 7 IRC 8 Azarath 9 hendrix 10 bolinas 11 review? 12 stfuppercut 13 First Article 14 Butthurt boyfriend 15 DLB 16 yep 17 What? 18 Disregard My Previous Edit 19 heyo 20 Paradigm 21 My Article 22 Buddha Bhutto 23 Rawr 24 goddess link 25 Hay DLB - Merging fanboys and fangirl? 26 Well fix it 27 Daniel Cicciaro 28 Locked page 29 IRC 30 Uh 31 Fire Goron 32 Tiger Tiger 33 Wawaaidsfag 34 OK, sounds good 35 Encyclopedia Dramatica is not Hitler's Uncyclopedia. 36 DUDE 37 Funny Jewtubes 38 what?! 39 Bemmel 40 Myfrienddied/ Vlad the Impalor of MySpazz 41 Encyclopedia Dramatica 42 Myselfo 43 Funny? 44 Not a problem 45 VotN 46 y revert? 47 Trollers Remorse 48 Y thxu

[edit] This r my talk page lolz

plz 2 enjoi --Drunkenlazybastard 19:43, 25 November 2007 (CST)

[edit] Big Daddy

I believe it's just him posting it. Even if it was some obscure meme his pages suck shit; not to mention mod sass. Feel free to raep if he continues to be a failure. --Jawsome ^{OMG LENSFLARE!} 22:14, 25 November 2007 (CST)

[edit] Crapstub?

I take offense to that! I challenge you to a duel!-Sluttycat 04:01, 26 November 2007 (CST)

• Replied-Sluttycat 04:32, 26 November 2007 (CST)

[edit] Oh Hai

thanks for watching my back bro --subseven 04:03, 26 November 2007 (CST)

[edit] Apology,

Yesterday my friend came on and fucked with the rules to make me look a idiot. I do apologize. Have a good week. -Hellmancer

sweet thanks dude i mean i came back today to keep writing it and it was gone awesome job --Rtil 21:16, 26 November 2007 (CST)

[edit] Dalhusky lulz

HEY THERE! Hey, Drunkenlazybastard/Archive 2! I saw what you did with Dalhusky I just wanted to say keep up the good work

SYN^apse 05:12, 27 November 2007 (CST)

[edit] IRC

Are you an IRC sysop too? V925 20:57, 28 November 2007 (CST)

• yes --Drunkenlazybastard 20:58, 28 November 2007 (CST)
  • could i possibly get unbanned because I'm banned but I don't know why. V925 20:59, 28 November 2007 (CST)

• • • Banned from what pray tell? --Drunkenlazybastard 21:00, 28 November 2007 (CST)
      • [19:12] Closing Link: pat[xxxx.hsd1.ca.comcast.net] (User is permanently banned (lol shitty)) V925 21:02, 28 November 2007 (CST)
        • LOL I don't have the proper access level to un gline you. Only ajt eppigy weev and (i think) NeoLobster can do that. --Drunkenlazybastard 21:04, 28 November 2007 (CST)
          • Damn. Thanks anyway. --V925 21:05, 28 November 2007 (CST)

[edit] Azarath

I knows I fail. I posted the cryptic image file name then realized how shameful of a mistake that was and reposted it with a searchable filename. I fails you. K thx srry —The preceding comment was added by Azarath, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

[edit] hendrix

hee hee, yes, yesterday was his birfday; I had a whim to make a threat level before I went to work this morning, and Jimi came to mind. Can't help it, he was one my crazy musical uncles (I grew up in Bolinas)! Anyway, I am extremely old. ;^) --| »⇔«¿ 23:21, 28 November 2007 (CST)

[edit] bolinas

yep, my home town! do you surf? I grew up surfing there, started in '68. It is a beautiful place but a great many people who grow up there tend to get stuck, at a minimum. It is an amazing and strange place. Talk about drama! But we had a huge amount of fun. --| »⇔«¿ 23:40, 28 November 2007 (CST)

• Yes, nowadays it may be more uptight there, which is dumb. We used to harass the tourists and stuff, but only the obnoxious ones with Winnebagoes or cadillacs or bad attitudes or other annoying characteristics. Normal people we pretty much left alone. As for surfing, everyone hates a crowd, but I never once saw any Bolinas surfer actually DO something to a surfer from another place. The Roadsign: this has been done for almost 40 years! My mom and her friends were on acid one night and brought one home. You must ride mountain bikes? You may know my old friend Terry from Bolinas. There are some nice hikes and/or rides from the back part of Fairfax up to the top of Bolinas Ridge. I lived in Fairfax one rainy winter... --| »⇔«¿ 00:05, 29 November 2007 (CST)

[edit] review?

Yah Im going to work on this one article named kyrashangea, was hoping that when Im done with it, can you review it? Im still like new and stuff. Yah,~~ Teddy 9:39.PM

[edit] stfuppercut

While you're on this cleanup binge (nice work, BTW), what about merging stfuppercut into STFU? - Jasper _Jasper @ _MeowMail.com 14:46, 18 December 2007 (CST)

• Chienquieh! - Jasper _Jasper @ _MeowMail.com 15:56, 18 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] First Article

• I think this is how I am supposed to respond to you. I have no clue because this is my first time using Wiki. Anyway, for the History Teacher-kun article, I will have to search around for a screenshot of his conversations but if I don't have one, should I delete the article entirely?

• Right-o, thanks again.

• See, told you I would get articles for that. Now I need to make an article on Tom Sizemore since nobody ever did. How could we miss a guy who loves cocaine and whores?

- BearGrylls

[edit] Butthurt boyfriend

this fag user:Skeeve KAM is vandalizing my page, [1] because its his girlfriend, can you do something about his faggotry? Teddy 4:46p.m.

Check his history, he tried to erase some stuff and added retarded crap. I flipped it back to normal. Teddy

It seems it really is not him,..Ill let you know, if theres vandalism and Ill be sure to check the history for proof the next time, I dont know changed it, but thank you for helping anyways. Teddy

[edit] DLB

Would you please look over the article I made, so that I may post it for great justice? It is here User:Jfyiadch/The Caturday Revival Kthkbi. --DC--Jfyiadch 14:52, 21 December 2007 (CST)

HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS. Moved for great justice to The Caturday Revival. Input would still be appreciated. --DC--Jfyiadch 19:04, 21 December 2007 (CST)

• A+++ JORB :D --Drunkenlazybastard 00:09, 28 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] yep

sorry its a total pain in the ass. i only rly just noticed it happens - but you get big fucking huge white space areas if your not careful. fucking microsoft(i bet) - i am currently shouting about it on ED:101 ◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 18:01, 21 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] What?

I'm really not sure what's wrong with my FPSBanana page. It's humorous (at least to the people I showed it to), well written, correct grammar, punctuation, spelling. You keep sending me this "llawl lurn hao to code eedeot" page without even telling me what's wrong. The layout is fine, it's like any other up-to-par ED page. I'd be happy to make changes and accommodations and whatever is necessary to make the page meet ED standards. Just tell me what's wrong instead of trying to be silly....--Silent Ricochet 22:11, 21 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Disregard My Previous Edit

I suck cocks. Reaper Man 21:48, 25 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] heyo

I'm actually in PN at this exact moment. I thot originally they were habbo raiders, but w/e. In any case, I'm emailing nexus in a min.

Troll Alley has a little over 200 members at present (that I know of) though I can probably only expect 25 to commit to anything at one time due to the anarchic state it exists in and being that we aren't second lifers (maybe someone is, but we don't have any offices there yet) I figured affilliating with PN would be for greatest justice being that it's their home turf.

Anyhow, if you have any tips for me I'm all ears, the more info I have to go on the better and right now I'm walking around blind.

AKK

[edit] Paradigm

Ok, so I've lurked moar and I've found a topic that 1. does not exist on ED yet, and 2. Is relivent to the internet, memes and lulziness. So I'm going to attempt to make a page again, and I'm requesting that if it fails it you delete it and ridicule me, because you did that with Volcano and it helped. Thanks. I'll link it here when I finish it Paradigm 13:36, 1 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] My Article

I think my article is ready to be moved out now, [2] unless you think it still needs to be fixed. —The preceding comment was added by BustedTeddy, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

• Well can you change the title to KyraShangea now? Or do I have to do it? ~~Teddy

[edit] Buddha Bhutto

Hi! Glad ya liked it! It would be fine with me to put it up there (I don't know how). I think it is indeed turning into serious biz awful quick. Perhaps a better AoTN than the recycled one! <3<3<3 --| »⇔«¿ 02:15, 28 December 2007 (CST)

• Yay! Cool! --| »⇔«¿ 02:33, 28 December 2007 (CST)
• re: more lulzy, I'll give it a whirl before I hit the hay! But tomorrow for sure! --| »⇔«¿ 03:11, 28 December 2007 (CST)
  • re: photoshoop: sounds good! I use an excellent free program called Paint.net: Not quite as fancy, but does some cool stuff! --| »⇔«¿ 03:29, 28 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Rawr

The irony of posting dox in a post telling someone not to post dox has made my love for you even stronger. Funny story: the first message I left you several months ago hitting on you, I thought you were a sock of ODB. White•Mystery

• Lol I know right? :D ilu2bb --Drunkenlazybastard 02:21, 28 December 2007 (CST)
• I suppose with me being a filthy spic, them being butt babies isn't going to make a huge difference! A pleasant thought as the last thing before I go to bed. <3 White•Mystery
  • HEARTIES --Drunkenlazybastard 03:37, 28 December 2007 (CST)
    • y halo thar. I have stumbled upon a site of great importance which I felt obliged to share with you: beastpaint.com. <3 White•Mystery
      • lol seen it, but still fucking lulz --Drunkenlazybastard 11:28, 5 February 2008 (CST)

[edit] goddess link

Oh ok, thanks ^^ —The preceding comment was added by robtard94, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

[edit] Hay DLB - Merging fanboys and fangirl?

I'd ask on IRC, but my pw is only saved on the other computer (remembering is for fags), but I'm thinking about merging fanboys and fangirl into one article (fanfag) tonight. Tfo tagged fanboys for a rewrite months ago, and fangirl isn't really in better shape. Let me know what you think. Jinglelulz 20:08, 30 December 2007 (CST)

• Not really my area of expertise. I would leave a message on the TJC or the respective talk pages of the articles. --Drunkenlazybastard 20:10, 30 December 2007 (CST)

Alright, thanks. Jinglelulz 20:13, 30 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Well fix it

Sometimes I have a few drinks, and get "Clerks 2" from NetFlix, and I just want to kill everything I don't understand. Also, FUCKING ANTS. Tfo_{Talk to me}^{Listen to me.} 23:44, 30 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Daniel Cicciaro

Liked that whole article, and teh IRC log format is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. Then again it seem to be too retarded to post my user name correctly in edits, and thought you and ODB were the same person so wtf do i know. Btw, I have a short article on GG Allin , if you want a copy Cokesquirrel

[edit] Locked page

Can you add this to the Uncyclopedia page or is it un funny? Image:UnFailure.jpg. Also if you want try to find half ass pic( for example Image:Smugfag4.jpg) which I can make them look more real with Photoshop. list them on my talk page and I will get to them sometime. Want to sharpen up my skillz--Dscientist 05:31, 1 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] IRC

Can you do anything? I'm not sure when I'll be back. --OldDirtyBtard 20:24, 2 January 2008 (CST)

• I doubt it. :( --Drunkenlazybastard 19:26, 3 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] Uh

I didn't blank it out of being butthurt, I deleted it because I didn't want it to clutter up. If it makes you feel better, I'll leave it. VoodooKobra 01:17, 3 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] Fire Goron

Sorry to bother you but the FireGoron page is being fucked over by butthurt newbie fanboys, they are deleting major lulz, could you plz restore/protect from fanboy fags plz. - и

• I don't really see any vandalism there. It just looks like they are cleaning up and getting rid of extraneous information. --Drunkenlazybastard 20:37, 3 January 2008 (CST)
• He kept pic which I'm cool with, but all of these accounts/profiles/forum-logs/flame wars/email-accounts are gold for the page. Also check out Chanka did on this profile after sudden vandalism. I would just like to see the links/data back, but if you disagree I don't mind it going into the past. - и
  • It all really adds up to tl;dr. If you really want to keep it you can make another page in the page space of the original article, then link it back. ie: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/FireGoron/yourshitgoeshere. then link it to the main page like [[FireGoron/yourshitgoeshere]] --Drunkenlazybastard 21:01, 3 January 2008 (CST)
    • k I'll do that a bit later thx 4 advice. - и

[edit] Tiger Tiger

The Wired article's comments are fucking hilarious; almost 99% pro tiger. Even illiterate SJ bangers are claiming Team Tiger. And his MySpace (not the memorial, which is Kulbir Dhaliwal's) is hilarious too.

--OldDirtyBtard 20:48, 3 January 2008 (CST)

I was just browsing some desi forums and they're pro-Tatiana too. lol. Their native sons' wigger shenanigans are being frowned upon muchly.

--OldDirtyBtard 21:03, 3 January 2008 (CST)

• HAHAHAHHAHA, linkz plox? :D --Drunkenlazybastard 21:04, 3 January 2008 (CST)

• • Answer on my page next tiem or I won't know you're /r/ing.

Here. http://www.sajaforum.org/2007/12/crime-two-desi.html

[edit] Wawaaidsfag

Do not unblock him atm plox. Someone finally managed to piss me off moar than Miltopia.

--OldDirtyBtard 22:47, 3 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] OK, sounds good

I was just doin' a drive-by, and saw the large cut.

Buenos noches! --| »⇔«¿ 01:37, 4 January 2008 (CST)

• right-o bb --Drunkenlazybastard 01:38, 4 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] Encyclopedia Dramatica is not Hitler's Uncyclopedia.

You should add that as an H3 to Encyclopedia_Dramatica:ED_Is_Not#ED_is_Not_Uncyclopedia. - Jasper _Jasper @ _MeowMail.com 01:58, 4 January 2008 (CST)

• Done, there's a hilarious .jpg somewhere that says that too, I think ODB made it, but I can't find it right now. --Drunkenlazybastard 02:17, 4 January 2008 (CST)

• Hah, that's terrific. I couldn't have said it better myself. I haven't seen the image; I'll try and help track it down tomorrow maybe. - Jasper _Jasper @ _MeowMail.com 02:38, 4 January 2008 (CST)

• While I'm here, do you have any feedback on this (the brown thing at the top)? Not regarding content, really, but just whether it might ultimately be more trouble than it's worth. - Jasper _Jasper @ _MeowMail.com 02:38, 4 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] DUDE

LETS FRONTPAGE ARMENIA. I'm also tired, drunk and messaging the first sysop I see on RC-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 06:58, 5 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] Funny Jewtubes

Lemme just start off, I watched some of your favorite Youtube videos, and loved them. I especially liked the Wendy's training video. Now, I'm not sure what videos have already been featured, but here's some of mine that I thought were funny/freaky.

• Charlie Brown Voiceover
• Blood Stream, by Bill Nye (better than "Love Shack" at least)
• Dancing Emu. Need I say more?
• "Can't Touch Me" at various speeds
• Shatner's "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
• "In The Navy"
• Furries dancing
• "Human Tetris" by those crazy Japanese - Maybe --Drunkenlazybastard 20:30, 7 January 2008 (CST)
• Different "Human Tetris"
• Some crazy-ass shit
• Conan the Librarian
• Ghandi II
• Gotta have at least one Family Guy clip in the line up. You just gotta. Even if it is painfully boring. No.
• Weird Al is RAMBO!
• The Hampster Dance! -Are you fucking kidding me? --Drunkenlazybastard 20:30, 7 January 2008 (CST)

*Movie clips' Hampster Dance! -Hampsterdance? hey man 1994 called, they want you to give them their AOL back. --Drunkenlazybastard 00:27, 8 January 2008 (CST)

There's gotta be SOMETHING in that list you could use for ED. Kvn8907 20:21, 7 January 2008 (CST)

Oh well. I knew that most of them would be crossed out outright (and seriously, can you think of many things [besides pickle surprise] that are MORE freaky and the Hampster dance?) But what's wrong with the rest of them, like Charlie Brown voiceover, Emu dance, furries dancing, and Shat's LSD? Kvn8907 12:22, 9 January 2008 (CST)

• Hawaii Chair Infomercial So stupid and funny, I just had to put it here. —The preceding comment was added by Kvn8907, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
  • This is beautiful. <3 --Drunkenlazybastard 11:23, 5 February 2008 (CST)

• Rich Guzzi hypnotist I realize that it's "Jewtube of the now" and not "MySpace of the now", and I don't really expect this to get to the Front Page, but it's still pretty funny. Rich Guzzi came to my campus on Wednesday, and did some of the same tricks as in this video (though what's missing from the video is 20 college students on the floor thinking they're fucking their favorite actor). Kvn8907 09:13, 15 February 2008 (CST)

[edit] what?!

dude, what the fuck is that?! —The preceding comment was added by Core, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE! JK ILU CORE :D

• I will ram your 4 fucking tildes up your motherfucking asshole _ufuckn 03:44, 8 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] Bemmel

Tonight we dine in Boxmeer! --| »⇔«¿ 20:52, 8 January 2008 (CST)

• I came... I saw... I shat bricks. --Drunkenlazybastard 21:12, 8 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] Myfrienddied/ Vlad the Impalor of MySpazz

Here is a video of the tool behind the 'Ed is getting impaled' vids. Would you consider it for Tube of Now?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiYMHNIXjq4

--samwtwist 18:30, 12 January 2008 (GMT)

[edit] Encyclopedia Dramatica

In perhaps the ultimate form of irony, 4chan, for whom ED simply chronicled many lulz since it's beginning through no fault of it's own has become a torrent on which fags from across the internet may discover it. That is why I edited the 4chan page. Just something to think about.—The preceding comment was added by BARDELO, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

• No no I understand and agree with this, I just reverted it because it wasn't very funny and I was too lazy to fix it. You could have done something like "... and idiots who think reading ED once means they've lurked enough, and are now allowed in the cool kids club. --Drunkenlazybastard 21:48, 17 January 2008 (CST)

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[edit] Myselfo

HEY THERE! Hey, Drunkenlazybastard/Archive 2! I saw what you did with User:Myselfo I just wanted to say keep up the good work

[edit] Funny?

I wasn't trying to be funny. Just so annoying everywhere I go I see NARUTO FAN shit. FUCKNARUTO 18:44, 25 January 2008 (CST)

• OH LAWDY --Spacey 18:52, 25 January 2008 (CST)
• PROTIP: this wiki requires you to be funny, you fucking faggot. gb2 Gaia.Seriously, what the fuck is it that you think we do here? I'll tell you what I hate, autistic weeaboo newfags like you who come here trying to use ED as their personal army and shit AIDS and unfunny all over our wiki. --Drunkenlazybastard 19:40, 25 January 2008 (CST)

Uh that article isn't funny. Infact, it's pretty fucking unfunny. The only reason you removed my comments anyway is because you're another faggot who goes "OMFG U DON LIK NARUTO U MUST DIE WITH MY AWESOME NINJA STUFF I SAW ON THE SHOW OMFG.", because almost every site on the internet has faggots like you who can't get off the subject and watch some real anime. You fuckers give anime a bad name, stop watching Cartoon Network and explore. Infact, you're even worse than DBZ fans. Fuck off, and fuck you. FUCKNARUTO 23:21, 25 January 2008 (CST)

• Puberty will put alot of things in perspective for you, little one. --Spacey 03:37, 30 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] Not a problem

Reverting vandals is always a pleasure, it's an easy way to inflict emotional distress. Funny how you knew that chick IRL... --Spacey 03:37, 30 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] VotN

Hey, was that a dupe? Someone on IRC told me it was brand new and that I should put it up, but I didn't even think to check if it had been put up before. White•Mystery

• Lol yea it was a dupe, the title is something about some broncos fan leaving the youtube FOREVAR because we were mean to him. --Drunkenlazybastard 16:42, 6 February 2008 (CST)

[edit] y revert?

Hai,

I re-wrote Forum as per Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed. The current version sucks and needs help. Direction on new rewrite? --Suckit (Talk→) 00:18, 13 February 2008 (CST)

• Done thx --Suckit (Talk→) 00:22, 13 February 2008 (CST)

[edit] Trollers Remorse

l'm feeling some here, and I need to get rid of this picture i uploaded awhile back fast. Could you please deleate it, your almighty drunk and lazzyness? Heres the link: Image:Classic Example of 13 year old boy..jpg --Jericho 20:33, 15 February 2008 (CST)

.

--Jericho 05:30, 16 February 2008 (CST)

• Done --Drunkenlazybastard 17:12, 18 February 2008 (CST)

[edit] Y thxu

<3. I shall endeavor to persevere. - Jasper _Jasper @ _MeowMail.com 22:18, 20 February 2008 (CST)