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[edit] This are my talk page, plz2enjoi

loldongs --Drunkenlazybastard 20:34, 21 February 2008 (CST)

I'm not sure if this has been featured before, but here's Donald Duck as a nazi: [1] What do you think? White•Mystery

  • It hasn't been featured, but I've seen it before, I dunno might as well use it. --Drunkenlazybastard 16:34, 23 February 2008 (CST)

Um, dude, i didn't make that pageDrNeedlefreak 04:17, 20 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Dumbassery

On my part. Forget I was ever here. - Jasper Jasper @ MeowMail.com 18:37, 23 February 2008 (CST)

[edit] Yay a mod at last

Plz to be banning user:bullethole911 thx --16:29, 29 February 2008 (CST)

[edit] YotN

I assumed that the second day of the 29th's Youtube would be the first of March, I guess the person who did the 29th didn't do that.--   JailBait    talk    contribs   02:00, 1 March 2008 (CST)

[edit] formuwarz

Can i plz be 2 joining klan?

I is pretti gangsta...

Niggahs no mess with a monkeymans in purple dress

lulz i is no playa

I just a hate-a

<3

SuperMonkeyMan 17:16, 4 March 2008 (CST)

I'd like to join also. --RLJ 18:14, 4 March 2008 (CST)

  • both you queers just need to tubmail me via Forumwarz and I'll send an invite. --Drunkenlazybastard

I did, thanks. The game is lol but real trolling is more fun of course --RLJ 18:55, 6 March 2008 (CST)

[edit] Halp

I need your halp.

user:CrimsonPride is a lulz killer and keeps blanking a section about her on Teenspot.

[edit] Teenspot

Her teenspot page has her age listed as 17, it was also part of the article I baleeted.-CleverUserName 20:21, 5 March 2008 (CST)

[edit] MysteryBot

Thanks! If MysteryBot was capable of love, he would send his affection. White•Mystery

  • BTW. Love is a featured planned for version 1.1, so it's not far off. White•Mystery
    • Does MysteryBot dream of electric sheep dongs? --Drunkenlazybastard 17:25, 7 March 2008 (CST)

[edit] Geert Wilders

Can you add this to the "Articles That Need Your Help" bit? Cheers.--ByAppointmentTo 19:41, 8 March 2008 (CST)

  • I would, but honestly I am far too drunk right now to do this properly, I tried but couldn't find it. Go bug WhiteMystery or Jailbait, they are always online. Best of luck, and fucking keep adding on to that article, it has srs lulz potential. --Drunkenlazybastard 07:23, 9 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] sup

No where in particular. Just haven't been to the irc lately, because whenever I go in there I just idle out lol. --Fiz 02:08, 12 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Fuck yeah

Thanks for getting rid of that shitty at least 10,000 forced meme. ~ squidz 01:38, 14 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Yeahhhh

Sorry about the name mixup, I realized I fucked up after changing it. Heh. Burkaburka bitch about it 22:39, 14 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] aotn

nice work getting it up to standard


◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 08:49, 16 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] ODB

What made him suddenly get de-sysoped? Did he suddenly go berserk or something? I do recall him doing something crazy to the 4chan article, then protecting it. Is that the reason? HedgeJew 21:01, 17 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] VotN

Heyo, make sure you update the main VotN page when you change things, and either add your new videos at the end in an open slot, or take the ones that you're replacing and push them back to the end in an open slot for two days. It will make it so that we do not have to choose videos so often, and lighten the workload for VotN. Thanks buddy. --   JailBait    talk    contribs   21:59, 18 March 2008 (CDT)


[edit] Todd

He posted someones aim and people started sending messages. She was liek "OMGZORZ TODD STOP" and /b/ figured out that was OPs name. Some people wanted an ED page and it all archived. Some demos were made as well. I still have the deleted page open and im going to save it. I just wanted to put up the page so people who were on the thread could post what they had. All apologies if i did this wrong im still a newfag on ED.

[edit] Herro

Plz 2 be deleting the kat frappacino article. It has been deleted a few times before and the same tard keeps recreating it.-CleverUserName 00:26, 19 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Lol Hi

idk if im doing this right i normally just copy paste wiki code so its what im doing now...

cheers for soirting the page out a bit, as i said, see above... cheers for the love of the remixes, ill share with the pumpers :D

err-yeh, i know, but chuggo isnt that featured on the internets, theres very little about him anywhere, so other than making up complete bullshit, which is what i did for the first bit, i cnt think of whatelse to do, others have been adding to it though i see, whiuch is cool nad yeh idk or osmething...

cheers for slapping this on the front page :D

<3 - HoZKiNZ 05:42, 20 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Codey Porter

Hi. I was just wondering if you could somehow add the article Codey Porter to the front page. When it was first created, you said you might make it AOTN if it got better. I think it's pretty good now; it has quite a few images, two youtube videos, examples of trolling and drama, two song parodies, and a few other sections. I'm not saying that an AOTN is really necessary, maybe just file it under Good New Articles or The Moar You Know. Or whatever you want, really. I just think it hasn't gotten the attention it deserves.--Endedruraltalk11:40, 20 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Hey DLB

Thx for the advice. I want to create a Metal Gear Awesome page, but I guess I need to sit back and watch everyone else before getting my hands dirty. Is there a way to mark a page to see if someone will create it? Turbine2k5 19:24, 20 March 2008 (CDT)


[edit] Talked to Miss Alyssum's MOTHER

Out of Yvonne Pratt's own mouth... Alyssa turned the big 21 on 12/16/07. She was just jerking you around. She was NOT a minor and she apparently used her little brother's I.D. to fake that one because HE DID just turn 18. She knew that was the only way to get you to take the pics down.::embarrassed as a female:: The pics should go back up the way they were. FUCK HER and her legal shit. She's just trying to scare you. SHE REALLY IS 21!! I SWEAR!! --AHHAHAHAHA 17:09, 21 March 2008 (CDT)

  • alright, well if you have the pix re-upload them in their original form plox. --Drunkenlazybastard 17:11, 21 March 2008 (CDT)

Wish I could. But I don't keep stuff that may scare me if I stumble across it unaware. Just know she's lying and the ones that are there should stay, no matter what threats she uses. There's nothing her 21 year old ass can do.

[edit] Halp

Care to do something about the personal information about me on Darviela Maravarona's page? —The preceding comment was added by Staticmoon, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

[edit] Fuck

That is a terribly, awful movie. Good call! White•Mystery

[edit] Hmm...

Whatever you say. I'm sure if it was left up he'd eventually see it and some great drama would start. But whatever. --Zoltan 20:04, 26 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Sorry

'Bout the redirects to userspace articles, I didn't realize they were automatically created with moves. Thanks for cleaning up after me. - Jasper Jasper @ MeowMail.com 21:23, 26 March 2008 (CDT)


Hop on IRC for a moment, someone needs to talk to you ASAP. Cam 14:25, 28 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Plato

Hey dude, didn't want to step on any toes, but I would like to unblock Plato if you don't mind and give him a second chance. He's a bit overzealous and I agree he fucked up, but he thought he was doing the right thing, and it all involves this fucking gammamute mess that nobody has any idea wtf it is about. Thanks dude. White•Mystery

  • Thanks man. I definitely don't think you were in error - I honestly don't understand the whole situation, but he seemed like a decent guy and wanted to give him a second chance. <3 White•Mystery


  • hey dude, got the message about the edit war
  • its lame
  • he's duped a couple sysops into thinking that he's me, or I'm him, or hell I can't even keep track of it now.
  • I'm sure you probably only care because its starting to spam up the recent changes.
  • he's been stalking me for years; he's got a shrine on archive.egeste.net that since the creation of this article has gone from him pretending to be me to him pretending that I'm pretending to be him pretending to be me or...fuck...
    • the original article was over his fuckup on some IRC server where he pestered the shit out of people just like this
  • they googled the alias he was using (my real name he got from an IRC server years ago and has been using ever since)
  • wrote an article about him using my name
  • i found it, fixed it
  • he freaked out
    • now we're all having to put up with him

He's got pictures of my friggin' house and shit on his site...look at it, he's obsessed. Like I said I'm sure you're sick of hearing about it, I'm sick of dealing with him too. Fuck. Ban us both if you want to, or maybe I can pick a new username on here to throw him off. Once again sorry dude, we could all be spending the time from this on much funnier things. Plato 21:46, 1 April 2008 (CDT) Plato 16:11, 31 March 2008 (CDT)

  • The user Plato IS Gammamute, it's completely beyond me how every admin on ED has thus far failed to see this. Watch the video, look @ the archive. It's completely asinine to suggest that Egeste would fabricate 15 megabytes worth of logs, especially when the archives that matter are cached on google. Plato is Gammamute is Chris Punches, look at the original version of the article if you want more proof. He is here to vandalize the article about him and attempt to pawn his identity off on someone else. -DGAS 21:55, 1 April 2008 (CDT)
    • I cannot stress to you how much I do not care about your little lovers quarrel. --Drunkenlazybastard 21:57, 1 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] BICK DUTT

Until you love it. Image:Dick_butt.jpg

—The preceding comment was added by Angelis, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

  • What are you talking about? I fucking LOVE DICK BUTT!--Drunkenlazybastard 21:51, 1 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Forumwarz Article

  • The article is still only a stub and not very lulzy, you could still improve it a lot I just wanted to have something up there. --Entropy 11:39, 1 April 2008 (CDT)
    • I'll probably work on it a bit this weekend. --Drunkenlazybastard 21:58, 1 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Hi

Why am I G-lined from IRC? SuperMonkeyMan 22:20, 1 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Thanks <3

Hey dude, just wanted to say thanks for getting that Newbie AOTN. As I mentioned on the list, I've been fucked left and right because of work lately and wasn't even able to touch ED or e-mail except from my phone for almost 48 hours. <3 White•Mystery

[edit] Sysop?

Can I just say that I'll do it if you guys want me to, or do I have to type everything out again?

BTW, lovely mens' willies. Lots of them. Mmmmmm. Cupping them.PieAreSquare 04:47, 2 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Sorry

Sorry for creating the DA article. It was my first project so kinda sandbox. I had fun and understand your position in deleting it.

[edit] Help plz

Hello Mr. Lazybastard, sir. I need a second opinion on an article I have been writing in my userpage, as advised for a youngling such as myself.

It's kind of a deyboo article, I'm NEW.

[cringes, awaiting ***THE PAIN***]

It's not my fault though - I didn't mean to be NEW, and I am trying hard not to.

The article is about 'Martin Luther King Jr.', and whilst I personally LOVE niggers, I'm concerned that I may appear a *little* racist. Having read the cautionary maxim 'nigger nigger nigger, kike kike kike', and seen the racism banner, I'm a *little* concerned.

If there is anything heterosexual i can do in return, plz let me know. BTW nice handle. The n00b that needs Lube 21:39, 4 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] /r/ an Unlock of Darr

[edit] rrrr

i guess she doesnt like black people ? [2] scroll down (girl from Youtube beating video) lol Weatherman 09:39, 9 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] JTotN worthy?

SuperMonkeyMan 15:59, 12 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Cunt

Did you mean to make that revert on the cunt article? I was about to change it back and didn't want to step on any toes. -CleverUserName 15:08, 14 April 2008 (CDT)

  • Yea that super long list was actually pretty stupid. --Drunkenlazybastard 15:40, 14 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] MLK

Cheers boss. You think I should make the article? Can anyone else smell Fanny? 10:20, 15 April 2008 (CDT)

Hai. Awww! imma lieked that lien. Lawls plz give us back our Maddie 06:34, 17 April 2008 (CDT)

  • We got rid of the DYK template due to massive faggotry over use of it. --Drunkenlazybastard 20:01, 17 April 2008 (CDT)
  • Yeyuh, cd. see that, jus' liek 'fact' but thar r reasons 2 use dem at times. mebbe ed needs better measures agin teh ploepes who massively fag evruhting up? sure do have a lotta fuckin' 'challenged' ploepes loggin' in since summer. Also, teh MLK article rilly sucks teh biggest fuckin' sheeeeeat! Lawls plz give us back our Maddie 08:31, 19 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Legal Question

WhiteMystery pointed me to you on weather this video would be a possible legal issue for the site, but you should probably check it out regardless. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JnGCbZ503g .....8=====D.....Ezrahalogen

  • While I don't see how it would be a legal issue for us to have it posted, due to the nature of this I would ask girlvinyl what she thinks of it since she ownes the ED and is also a blackbelt in internet law. I will so fucking feature this video though if she gives me the go ahead. --Drunkenlazybastard 09:56, 18 April 2008 (CDT)
  • It's an amazing video. If there was more background on this kid, he would deserve a front page article. That has the potential to turn into some serious fucking business online and offline. White•Mystery
  • agreed. there is a second part to his rant too apparently. --Drunkenlazybastard 10:09, 18 April 2008 (CDT)

I have no idea whether or not the URL I have is a private URL, so I'll shoot you an e-mail with it. White•Mystery

I will have time to look into it further tommorrow, but until then, I don't know anything more .....8=====D.....Ezrahalogen

  • I am interested in this video now. The video was removed from jewtube, anywhere else to see it??

-CleverUserName 23:12, 18 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Hey!

Sorry if you already saw my other message and this is old news, but I wanted to give you the link to User:MysteryBot/Upcoming Content for your personal convenience since you do so much front page stuff. The bot will regenerate the page every couple of hours and every time someone makes a new "of the now" page so it should be up to date whenever you look at it. White•Mystery

  • Fuck you cunt I do plenty of front page shit, who the fuck do you think runs jewtube? Also: I am fucked as shit right now, love you darling. <33333

Anyone want to do a line of MDMA off the crack of my ass? --Drunkenlazybastard 04:28, 21 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] LOL WUT

What should I do to improve this article? All suggestions or help are welcome

[edit] Shit

I made a mistake there. I've been doing good with those admin tools today so far until now.--ByAppointmentTo 17:22, 23 April 2008 (CDT)

  • Lol, don't worry dude, it happens to the best of us. --Drunkenlazybastard 17:23, 23 April 2008 (CDT)
  • So, DLB, you're gay enough to the extent that you don't find the image at the top of my talk page hawt?--ByAppointmentTo 17:26, 23 April 2008 (CDT)
  • Not into facials. a hetero porno is fine too thou. --Drunkenlazybastard 17:32, 23 April 2008 (CDT)
uhhh hey sexy lol =) Weatherman 20:48, 23 April 2008 (CDT)
departed after miltopia showed up - jk Weatherman 20:50, 23 April 2008 (CDT)
Hahaha wut?--Drunkenlazybastard 20:50, 23 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] OLC

Hey, do you think that the current intro is enough to be AOTN'ed or does it need more? I think it's probably enough but I see it changing significantly in the next week or so if this really catches on. I want to think ahead and AOTN it now in case it gets really popular so we're not shifting shit around if this would somehow make a news site. White•Mystery

  • I think it's almost there. I don't really know what else we can put in it except for more lioncash pix, that is unless it gets media attention, which would be hilarious and deserving of a big additional section. I think we should let it sit for now and see how it develops. --Drunkenlazybastard 20:54, 24 April 2008 (CDT)
    • Sounds good. I'll put it up in the next available slot and we can modify the blurb if it gets popular all of a sudden. That article makes me so happy. White•Mystery

[edit] get_on_irc_fgt

irc.dongescrow.com #dongescrow—The preceding comment was added by NeoLobster, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

  • I'm busy packing right now, I will eventually. --Drunkenlazybastard 21:41, 24 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Dude, are you actually gay?

My attitude to women is that they are there for the taking. Do you feel the same about men?--ByAppointmentTo 16:43, 30 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Thanks for the friendly intro

And by the way, could you or another admin please tell User:Grawp not to vandalize my ED pages anymore?--UR 17:06, 30 April 2008 (CDT)

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