User talk:Dukeotterland
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Uh, yes, I'm wondering how I can get unblocked; I feel someone here has a vendetta against me and is trying to defame me. They're also redistributing my art without my permission, and I would like to see something done about it. Thanks. -Duke Otterland
I could possibly file legal action against this site due to unauthorized use of art and links to my pages. -Duck Otterland
- Plz sign your comments properly, using the "signature with timestamp" button above the text box. Also, LOLOLOLOLOL.--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 20:51, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
Okay, I will use the signature, and please remove that defamatory entry about me, since I could theoretically sue for what you've posted about me. Thanks. By the way, could you also tell me how to properly use the timestamp? Thanks --User:Duckotterland
- You can't sue someone for using non-copyrighted images. And if we didn't get sued over the whole fiasco with the Islam article, you don't have a chance. -Mexican Pirate 00:28, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
- As an actual attorney I assure you that you cannot do shit about what has been posted here. Please try again. Also, the signature button is the one above the edit box. You know, with the signature on it. Retard. --oh the rorror 00:32, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
- OMG it's too bad that satire is a defense against both copyright infringement and libel Stufff 23:51, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
Yes, I do see the signature button, although it just posts some squiggles and hyphens. Oh, never mind, it works, sorry, but *you* can do something about it since it is illegally linking to my pages and using my art without my permission..--Duckotterland 01:26, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
- I think your art is amazing and it is a deep and horrible shame what they are doing. Please stop them! They make so many people so miserable. :( Tfo 01:32, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
- Thanks, and if you can, please edit that entry to make it less inflammatory.--Duckotterland 01:44, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
- Shut up, faggot --Fagotron9000 01:33, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
- Aw, have a fucking sense of humor, buttplug. Good luck on getting the shit off of here, you dirty, dirty otherkin-Ket Refill/lol 05:51, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
- To be fair, I think the article is quite flattering. It could be a whole lot worse. ~ CATS 07:38, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
What I did in Harli's LJ was absolutely unexcusable, and I regret the day I made those comments. I was a complete asshole and grossly overreacted to a post she made that wasn't even remotely offensive. If I could go back in time and take back what I said, I would do so. I just don't want this bullshit to come back and blackball me when I look for a job one day. --Duckotterland 19:53, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
- I pray that day comes soon. My tax dollars shouldnt be supporting your lazy ass. --GayStation2 01:37, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
- Maybe don't post shit on t3h internets you wouldn't want people to see? Stufff 23:53, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
- Look for a job one day? No one's gonna find your ED article unless you write in on your resume HAY I AM A FURFAG WHO USES THE NAME DUKE OTTERLAND PLS GOOGLE ME. --Sheneequa • Talk 23:55, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
- I think they'd be much more concerned with an adult playing pretend animal games and creating "art" with crayons than that you flamed someone in an LJ. Miltopia 00:17, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
- Also, they would probably take issue with the book you wrote about bestiality. Stufff 00:21, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
- Which reminds me, a bit of advice for when you have a job: DOn't sign your emails "Prince of Otterland". Miltopia 00:25, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
- It's *Duck* of Otterland, you fucking retard, and if you don't take down that nasty shit about me, I'll sue your fucking asses for slander, libel, and unauthorized use of my art.--Duckotterland 22:38, 8 September 2006 (UTC)
- Oh, and stop changing Duke to Duck you fucktards!--Duckotterland 23:54, 8 September 2006 (UTC)
- Oh lawd, is dis some e-drama about to lead to some e-court?--Speedycat 23:21, 8 September 2006 (UTC)
- Oh, and stop changing Duke to Duck you fucktards!--Duckotterland 23:54, 8 September 2006 (UTC)
- It's *Duck* of Otterland, you fucking retard, and if you don't take down that nasty shit about me, I'll sue your fucking asses for slander, libel, and unauthorized use of my art.--Duckotterland 22:38, 8 September 2006 (UTC)
- Which reminds me, a bit of advice for when you have a job: DOn't sign your emails "Prince of Otterland". Miltopia 00:25, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
- Also, they would probably take issue with the book you wrote about bestiality. Stufff 00:21, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
- I think they'd be much more concerned with an adult playing pretend animal games and creating "art" with crayons than that you flamed someone in an LJ. Miltopia 00:17, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
Blanking your talk is A+, duck. You could be a good contributer here-Ket Refill/lol 00:05, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
- Well, could you at least un-ban me so I can contribute something?--Duckotterland 00:07, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
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[edit] WHAT
Writing one sentence regarding someone you dislike is boring. Paragraphs, with examples and incriminating evidence, on the other hand, is funny. Start with Move On, which really could be LOL. Tfo 16:47, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
- Hey, I can do whatever the fuck I want whenever the fuck I want, so fuck off. kthxbye--Duckotterland 16:55, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
- And so can I! :D:D:D:D:D
- And so can I!
- Hey can you redraw some hot kangashaft for me? Or some more mudkipz?--GayStation2 17:06, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
- Yes, but you'll have to pay me first, you fucking faggot, so you're not conning me. Thanks for the offer, though.--Duckotterland 17:27, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
- Even if I am a sexy otter duchess with tentacle hair and green antlers and at least 100 shitty books for sale on Amazon? --GayStation2 18:34, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
- Yes, you fucking queer.--Duckotterland 19:49, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
- OMG BUTTHURT A FURRY CALLED ME QUEER :((((((( --GayStation2 19:55, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
- SPANISH CASTLE NIGGER!--Zen Triple 4 19:57, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
- SPANISH CASTLE NIGGER!--Zen Triple 4 19:57, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
- OMG BUTTHURT A FURRY CALLED ME QUEER :((((((( --GayStation2 19:55, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
- Yes, you fucking queer.--Duckotterland 19:49, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
- Even if I am a sexy otter duchess with tentacle hair and green antlers and at least 100 shitty books for sale on Amazon? --GayStation2 18:34, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
- Yes, but you'll have to pay me first, you fucking faggot, so you're not conning me. Thanks for the offer, though.--Duckotterland 17:27, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
- Hey can you redraw some hot kangashaft for me? Or some more mudkipz?--GayStation2 17:06, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
[edit] IRC
you are cordially invited to a most festive occassion remarking the reestablish
ment of chaos and absurdity. you must bring a helmet and fruit garment depicting
the corrosion of society as a whole, and the triumph of swine. you must request
forgiveness at one of our easy to locate confession boxes and recite joyfully a
bursting paragraph from a humble literary product of lol internets.
Get on irc fgt
you are cordially invited to a most festive occassion remarking the reestablish
ment of chaos and absurdity. you must bring a helmet and fruit garment depicting
the corrosion of society as a whole, and the triumph of swine. you must request
forgiveness at one of our easy to locate confession boxes and recite joyfully a
bursting paragraph from a humble literary product of lol internets.
Get on irc fgt
[edit] You don't get it
Every time you edit your article, it's gonna get reverted. Really, you're wasting your time. You might as well go to a random stranger's house and ask them to rip up all their lawn. It's just not gonna happen. Why don't you just now worry about it? Miltopia 21:59, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
[edit] Le sigh
You do realise that if you get on ED IRC we could possibly work something out-Ket--Talk to me 01:09, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
you are cordially invited to a most festive occassion remarking the reestablish
ment of chaos and absurdity. you must bring a helmet and fruit garment depicting
the corrosion of society as a whole, and the triumph of swine. you must request
forgiveness at one of our easy to locate confession boxes and recite joyfully a
bursting paragraph from a humble literary product of lol internets.
Get on irc fgt
[edit] Ok, I've arranged something for you
Encyclopedia Dramatica:Thizzlehat Junction Center#Duke Otterland Arbchat. If you can't make it at that time, just say and we'll change it for you-Ket--Talk to me 02:55, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
[edit] Otterland's Issues
Duke, what is wrong with you? It ain't The Downs, that's for sure. All the special people I know spend their days drooling and getting happily excited over every triviality.
Seriously, I'm trying to find a shred of empathy here but there's none to be found. On behalf of the gay community, I revoke your license to the slur "faggot" until you've given up your dogfucking, diaper-shitting debauchery and assume the role of a repressed Christian Theocrat. Hell, all the gay people I know don't sink to the levels you happily disclose to the internet.
ED, have no mercy here. It's undeserved. --Zepher 07:17, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
[edit] Hai!
HAI2U FURFAG :)))))) --GayStation2 18:46, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
[edit] LOL
May I inquire as to when you, Mister Otterland, became a troll? As a participant in the related communities gay, fur, and troll, I have to say that your actions on ED are laughably pathetic, amazingly unoriginal, and searingly, scorchingly dull. --The Finn 04:41, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
[edit] FREE OTTERLAND
LET US UNBAN THIS NOBLEFUR, AS HE CARRIES MUCH WEIGHT IN THE FURRY HIGH COURT. DIPLOMACY, MY DRAMACRATS, IS AN ART-Ketthe KangaJew 08:47, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
[edit] Don't you get it?
ED 101: wiki-removing the lulz does not work here, esp. with so many people watching your hilarious article. Leam 18:32, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
Okay, fine, fine, you win. I'm a furry, pedophiliac, bisexual, diaper-wearing, gay-bashing, Nazi, fursuit-wearing fag, and what I did was wrong. I'm sorry for vandalizing ED, which has some pretty humorous pages.--Dukeotterland 23:59, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
- Well... I forgive you at least. Hope that maakes you feel better :3 Miltopia 01:37, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
- lol. Does he want to blank his page again?-Ketthe KangaJew 02:02, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
- Uh, I'm right here, you know, so you can cut that third-person crap. No, I've realized by now that blanking my page is futile since it'll just get reverted over and over. But I also notice some of the images on my page are broken, so if you could either fix or remove them, that'd be nice ^^--Dukeotterland 03:50, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
- The problem with the images is only temporary. They'll be back shortly. Heh, at least you havent attempted to blank your article again... this confuses me-Ketthe KangaJew 04:06, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
- Again, I've learned that fighting you all is futile ^^;--Dukeotterland 04:15, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
- The problem with the images is only temporary. They'll be back shortly. Heh, at least you havent attempted to blank your article again... this confuses me-Ketthe KangaJew 04:06, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
- Uh, I'm right here, you know, so you can cut that third-person crap. No, I've realized by now that blanking my page is futile since it'll just get reverted over and over. But I also notice some of the images on my page are broken, so if you could either fix or remove them, that'd be nice ^^--Dukeotterland 03:50, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
- I myself particularly enjoy his snarky retorts, as they are ever-so witty. --The Finn 04:38, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
Hay guys, did you mention that Dukeotterpwnt=Zen444 yet?--Razor Ramon 05:52, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
- Yes. Numerous times-Ketthe KangaJew 09:52, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
- Does not see on userpage, talkpage, or article. NIGGA PLZ!--Razor Ramon 03:04, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
[edit] Lol
I thought you had moved on. Oh well, another one month ban can't hurt-Ketthe KangaJew 07:21, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
