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Hello, Eatenbyrobots

THIS IS SERIOUS; READ IT.

Congratulations on joining ED! You probably fit into one of these categories:

1. New User

Before making your first article look over ED:101. Try checking out random articles and fixing typos, grammar and/or bullshit where you find them before trying to make a new page. To start with, make multiple small edits to different articles until you have the hang of it. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being molested by ED Sysops.

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--Entropy 08:14, 15 October 2007 (CDT)

Open account creation = moar n00b = moar potential raep. I'll get on IRC sometime. --Eatenbyrobots 08:41, 15 October 2007 (CDT)

Contents 1 CatCrucial 2 Images don't need to be categorized. 3 life partners 4 Portland 5 Portland 6 Portland 7 Original Content 8 Parents 9 IRC 10 Conatact 11 Fucking Signed 12 Sage goes in the 'age' field. 13 raep tiem 14 Large Hadron Collider 15 hmmm 16 You Have No Idea

[edit] CatCrucial

I loved the way you destroyed that page, much lulz --Benoittroller

[edit] Images don't need to be categorized.

Also, they have to have names, not numbers, so something like "376282.jpg" is not good. --| »⇔«¿ 08:46, 26 October 2007 (CDT)

• No worries, no worries. I didn't know that was requested; guess it could be useful; never had seen it done, though! So, I should thank you, instead of being bitchy!;^)

Images do need regular names, though! --| »⇔«¿ 21:20, 28 October 2007 (CDT)

[edit] life partners

LOL, the paragraph you added reeks of insider knowledge. ^_^ Tfo_{Talk to me}^{Listen to me.} 12:53, 26 October 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Portland

HEY THERE! Hey, Eatenbyrobots! I saw what you did with Portland I just wanted to say keep up the good work

I'm not supposed to encourage non-Internets related articles, but...nicely done.

--OldDirtyBtard 23:20, 9 November 2007 (CST)

[edit] Portland

sorry but the big white space at the top made me think it was just the spoiler then i wondered why the character size was so large - and went and checked it - dont know why there is white space - maybe there is a youtube at the top - and youtubes aren;t loading at the moment will go and look

sorry :(

[edit] Portland

Yeah, honestly i think it's dead-on, especially the bit about sucker pond (aka lake-no-negro). Funny how an old millpond became a lake and the forest around became a developmental clusterfuck, but welcome to the northwest. The bit about pbr drinkers vs. microbrewnazis, the guide to being cool (even though you forgot "do drugs",) DrNeedlefreak 21:43, 10 April 2008 (CDT)

EDit: yeah youtube embed was refusing to load so it look like so.

◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 07:47, 10 November 2007 (CST)

[edit] Original Content

HEY THERE! Hey, Eatenbyrobots! I saw what you did with Original Content I just wanted to say keep up the good work

You beat me to it! --OldDirtyBtard 17:09, 9 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Parents

Well...I could just adopt a bunch of you. Or we could GTFO to Nam and live like Kurtz in Apocalypse Now. I'll be Kurtz.

--OldDirtyBtard 02:36, 11 December 2007 (CST)

I'm also willing to kill all parents for a small fee: Actiq Lollypops and Fentanyl patches.

--OldDirtyBtard 02:38, 11 December 2007 (CST)

I have plans son. Plan A: We all move to Nawlins and heckle Brad Pitt and his pink tents. Plan 2: After settling in The French Quarter, we assimilate into the only part of Murka that isn't actually like living in Murka. From there...we go to Thailand where we live here and smoke opium all day whilst lurking on /b/ and ED.

--OldDirtyBtard 02:50, 11 December 2007 (CST)

Fuckern signed. On a srys note, I've spent half my life travelling the world and I can safely say, this cuntry is like living in one of those country club jails for white collar criminals. Smoke and mirrors son. The American Dream is a lie. Outside this giant gated community, there is an awesome, wonderful world full of Oh Shi.... 'We' all think we're 'normal' here but once you get out of the bubble and look back it's scary. This place -our culture and all the shit- is a freak show.

I wanna take a circus-like show to sub-Saharan Africa with the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, Neuticles dogs with dog wigs and show MTV Cribs on a giant screen and see how long it takes for it to get hacked up with machetes.

--OldDirtyBtard 03:26, 11 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] IRC

np...I've not been on it for months. Even before my cat died I was kinda over it. #ed was kewl when it started but it's mainly just a hueg waste of tiem. I kinda miss the camaraderie but it's wikkit retahded. Fun if you have nothing else to do but it gets in the way of EDiting and IRL shit like my fave TV shows. Haha.

tfo likes to call IRC Internets meth. And he's right...you get sucked in and it consumes you. --OldDirtyBtard 03:44, 11 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Conatact

Wwwwwelll...

oldirtybtard@gmail.com is open to all jenkems@gmail.com is less 'crowded'. My AIM is bateman5150 but I can't say I'm on it that much. Or you could rob a pharmacy where you live and knock out the old bitch for all the opiates and when I see it on CNN (make it good) I'll come bail you out. But stash the drugs before you get popped so we can get 'em after.

--OldDirtyBtard 04:01, 11 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Fucking Signed

Græt success! If you feel so inspired, the redirect from post is pathetic. We need a whole new page for posting (plus OP is weak too).

brb, pissed drunk

--OldDirtyBtard 00:56, 12 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Sage goes in the 'age' field.

Well...the main thing /b/ has taught me is that.../b/ being random, NOTHING FUCKING MATTERS! So -say- we miss meme or two or newfags post extreme faggotry, it's still part of /b/. Like the old saying goes: "From EPIC FAIL comes EPIC WIN!"

It is what it is...and that's the pure beauty of it and why I live in /b/.

Like the sage said:

“	I GUESS THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED RANDOM XD	„
—/b/

--OldDirtyBtard 03:51, 12 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] raep tiem

I just saw a comment you left...something about e-digits. lol. um.. congrats! hai! so since you have mine... give me yers. lol =P DoctorKills 06:32, 15 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Large Hadron Collider

Haha, divide by zero. Never thought of that. Nice work.

PieAreSquare 19:26, 2 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] hmmm

Y --OldDirtyBtard • WUT? 20:12, 12 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] You Have No Idea

I've been drinking for 17 hours straight. I just took a shit and my liver came out. Oh noes! --OldDirtyBtard • WUT? 18:29, 14 March 2008 (CDT)