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[edit] First Post

Goes to me-Ket Refill/lol 11:26, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Questioning Einsidler's sexuality

Dude why do you have gay pron like that? [1] Samsara 10:22, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

  • Haven't you heard? Gay is the new straight-Ket Refill/lol 10:23, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Ever heard of a little website called goatse.cx? I downloaded the pic from a goatse archive, then uploaded it to make the link on the upload page actually go to something. I deleted it straight after. --Einsidler 10:27, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
    • Are you sure it's the goatse man, and not just some guy? Samsara 10:31, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
      • Go to the goatse archive, it has all 40 pictures from the original set. --Einsidler 10:32, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
        • goatse needs the entire background story on the guy who posted for the pictures and history of the sites. Samsara 10:34, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
          • Yeah, it does. TOWs is pretty informative, so we really just need to lulzify and shorten that --Einsidler 10:45, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
            • Or we could add stuff they don't have. Samsara 10:48, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
              • I meant for a start, obviously we would add stuff that TOW wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole--Einsidler 10:50, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
                • Well the interesting stuff on the net is always not notable enough to be there. In some articles they don't catch it, though. Samsara 10:58, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Dude, you were the one who uploaded all these pics?? To quote shitting dick nipples, "...and near guarantee said artist took eight hours and fancy arcylics to get it just right." Samsara 12:18, 22 July 2006 (UTC) It got deleted as I was typing this, but still. How much time did you spend working on it? Samsara 12:19, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
    • As I said on the talk page of the image, I just whipped it up in MS Office 2007 and then slapped a watermark on it using photoshop. Took less than three minutes, but I wasn't happy with it so I spent a couple more minutes fixing it up. btw, I still have a copy on my other computer so I can imageshack it if anyone really wants to know what we are talking about. --Einsidler 12:28, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] MONGO

Ohio? Source plz. --SheneequaTalk 09:13, 24 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] E_richard

I don't get the edit to my page, but I have a feeling that’s going to spell out BANNED soon :( I was going to re-edit it though from this [2] and more info about his horse fisting/foreskin fetishes. HAY 13:24, 29 July 2006 (UTC)

  • That was the hebrew letter He, pronounced Hay. That drama looks good --Einsidler 13:33, 29 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Compareacne

That was a good pic. Samsara 06:44, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

  • No it wasn't, I think I deleted it now anyway and there is no way I'm making it again. --Einsidler 06:46, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Holy shit

Was that you who raept that site? Get on IRC now so I can laugh about it!-Ket Refill/lol 07:18, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Tfo

A_Plus_Newbie_Award Your uploads lacked grossness. Samsara 06:30, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Goatse

Have you uploaded all your goatse collection to ED, yet? Samsara 08:34, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

  • I forgot about that, I'll do it in a few mins. Gotta boot up my good pc and download the full set and shit. --Einsidler 08:50, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Userboxes?

Do userboxes work on ED? I tried this:

This user enjoys vandalising Wikia for great justice

and got nothing :-( Miltopia 03:26, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

  • If you read wikia properly, you'll see it says Wikipedia user page. For example 13th one down on Wikipedia:User:Einsidler --Kirk Johnson 08:09, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
  • You have to make the template before you can use it. --SheneequaTalk 08:10, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
    • COuld I just copy the template from WIkipedia? I'm gonna try. Miltopia 13:19, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
      • Yeah, just copy and paste from Wikipedia:User:Einsidler/Wikia Vandalism, be sure to upload the image to though --Kirk Johnson 13:21, 4 August 2006 (UTC) Actually, whatever you just did seemed to have worked. --Kirk Johnson 13:22, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
        • OMG it worked. But wait, how does one upload a PNG? I don't know how. Miltopia 13:23, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
          • Special:Upload --Kirk Johnson 13:24, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
            • HOLY SHIT I kick so much ass Miltopia 13:25, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
              • O RLY? --Kirk Johnson 13:26, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
                • YA RLY!! Miltopia 13:27, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
                  • NO WAI!!! --Kirk Johnson 13:30, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
                    • Goddammit, I was gonna do that with my YA RLY but decided it would be a low blow, so I went with putrid pussy instead. Miltopia 13:50, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
                      • BTW, some of your TOW userpage userboxes are obscured. Miltopia 13:52, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
                        • My what are what in the what what now? --Kirk Johnson 14:24, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
                          • at Wikipedia:User:Einsidler, some of your userboxes, like the vandalize Wikia one I'm assuming, are like hidden behind your others, like smooshed in or something. Miltopia 15:17, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
                            • Fucking microsoft. Works fine in firefox. I don't know enough about userboxes to fix it, but I'll play around with it tomorrow when I'm less tired. --Kirk Johnson 15:22, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
                      • Hover over the link before you click it :o --SheneequaTalk 13:57, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Vandalism userbox

I'd be quite pleased if you made a userbox, like {{subst:Userbox|border-c=#007700|border-s=3|id-c=#FFFFFF|info-c=#9cc800|info-s=8| id=[[Image:Wikialogo.png|40px]]|info=This user enjoys [[Wikipedia:Vandalism|vandalising]] [[Wikia]] [[All your base are belong to us|for great justice]]}}-Ket Refill/lol 08:36, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Bravery

I honor your bravery (this act). Samsara 03:02, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

I was hoping this would stir up drama, but I got not even a reply. Samsara 06:17, 10 August 2006 (UTC)

  • Internets. It's cool. Insulting admins in articles is sometimes okay, just arguing with them in certain cases isn't. --SheneequaTalk 06:26, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Hmm, I thought I did reply, must have forgotten to click save page. --Kirk Johnson 13:22, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
BEAMS OF KILLPREPARE FOR DIE
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[edit] Image:BEAMS OF KILL.gif

What is the story? It resembles one of my screen savers. Samsara 06:18, 10 August 2006 (UTC)

  • I'm planning to write it up on my wiki later, so I'll cuntpaste the jist of it. --Kirk Johnson 13:22, 10 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] List of people who coppied my idea of using the main page layout as a userpage

I've only just noticed this. Me = pwnd! ~ CATS 11:35, 10 August 2006 (UTC)

gg on Nathanr/Timeline, I have a copy too, before it addressed the ED community. The Airport Vandal 06:20, 17 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Me making an ass out of myself

Don't worry, I only came on to answer a question that was left on my wiki talk page. Sgt. Snopake 10:39, 17 August 2006 (UTC)

  • Thats good, most people mentioned in drama articles just come here to blank pages. --Kirk Johnson 10:40, 17 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Is there any way of banning that IP address

Or are we going to have to revert and revert and revert? --Cowboydan 04:55, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

  • People with checkuser can ban IPs, I'm gonna get in irc fgt and see if anyone is around --Kirk Johnson 04:57, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Thank you for clarifying

Now I understand the process of funny better. As a reward, you made my list of enemies!!! Tyciol 21:31, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] "Whiz Kid" or Computer Program?

User:Nasenbluten has it on good authority that Einsidler could actually be a Whiz Kid, as opposed to a computer program, as is generally suspected. Nasenbluten 08:21, 2 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Test

GG HEY THERE!
Hey, Einsidler! I saw what you did with Template:Fiftytext
I just wanted to say keep up the good work
--Quit or I'll use these your whining 08:12, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Thanks, although the links look weird on the blue background.

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Template Czar plz fix --Einsidler is made of jew and fail 08:16, 22 October 2006 (UTC)

  • worse or worse?--Quit or I'll use these your whining 08:19, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
    • Better, except now the normal text looks weird. Pure white maybe, I dunno. --Einsidler is made of jew and fail 08:21, 22 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Revert plz

Someone with ops plz revert this fgtry as I have stuff I want to add (User:Shazzb0t needs to be on mah list) and I don't like a whole page of gay porn coming up on googling my name --Einsidler is made of jew and fail 00:51, 23 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Alex Wu

A++, would lol again. MissEchelon 11:25, 25 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] props brah

GG HEY THERE!
Hey, Einsidler! I saw what you did with Duke Otterland
I just wanted to say keep up the good work
lol @ those gallery images --wattage | talk | listen 22:01, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] suplol.

suplol --Greed 16:51, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] lol vandalism

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SYSOPS IS SRS BUSINESS Miltopia 18:59, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Moar Video

You should make moar videos. They make me lol. Hai! --LOL JEWS 13:02, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

  • Even the stupid installing office one? --Æinsidler 05:45, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] IRL_Mudkipz.jpg

WTF!!! What is that? I must have one. LOL.

--Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifLi'l MudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 06:03, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

DO WANT
DO WANT
  • Its an Axolotl, I've wanted one since I was 6. Sadly the colouring is photoshopped, they don't come in blue... yet (needs moar genetic engineering). --Æinsidler 09:19, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • I think it would be possible to create a blue Axolotl in a lab, as both the Axolotl and the Blue-spotted Salamander can hybridize with the Tiger Salamander. Possibly if a less spotty and lighter shaded blue colour could be bred (maybe a normal dark blue spotted salamander with an albino axolotl) it might be possible to create something very mudkipish. God damn I wish I had the resources to do this --Æinsidler 09:38, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
    • One hypodermic and two vials of food colouring! LOL (poor Axolot)!!!

--Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifLi'l MudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 08:44, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

    • "Its embryo is also very robust, and can be spliced and combined with different parts of other axolotl embryos with a high degree of success." (taken from the above) if that is true you could combine the embryo of a salamander from the same species and get a mix that way then breed the mix further to get a pure strain, saves you a step at least. of course its no big deal to insert gill coloration and body coloration, there just hasnt been a reason until now. --Theburk 09:45, 19 June 2007 (CDT)

[edit]  :D

Well hey there good buddy. --Eppigy 09:30, 19 June 2007 (CDT)

Y helo thar, how has the internets been? --Einsidler 09:37, 19 June 2007 (CDT)
'lo thar Einsidler, good 2cu back. ED needs a generic search engine artickul, and google sucks-Y giv them free ads?. Anyway, no big ting.I'm paranoid but am I paranoid enough? 09:15, 3 August 2007 (CDT)
Thanks, but I'm not really 'back' per se, I just drop in and make a few edits every now and then. Anyway, the matter at hand, where are any lulz in search engines outside of google images? And anyone on the internets knows google anyway, hell people off the internet probably even know its verbificated form so its not really advertising, just directing to the google article like any wikilink. Besides, red links suck. --Einsidler 09:20, 3 August 2007 (CDT)
Hey, caches (yahoo, google or others that have 'em) put out at times. See yr point, but I'm with the antis on google. WTF it became the dominant search engine because of old-media propaganda from Noo Yawk when there were plenty of better products still out there (and are again with all the WP scraping google hits). UR rite abt red links (except to get them in "wanted"), thought I'd taken the link out. Anyway, regards.I'm paranoid but am I paranoid enough? 06:28, 6 August 2007 (CDT)
Google beecame the dominant search engine because of the jewish media conspiracy. --Einsidler 08:48, 6 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Thank you Jeebus

hay einsidler wuts goin on?

I know it was over a year ago, but as a newfag I would just like to say that you are now my Jesus for putting up the first link to recovery on the Pain Series page. Please excuse me while I erect a monument in your name.—The preceding comment was added by Hookytulip, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

[edit] I'm In Ur State

Yeah I moved back west for a while. IRL beer sometime? --Hoveround 13:31, 27 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] I Feel Your Pain

Perhaps this \8=========D/ COCKBOAT will help. <3 - Jasper

  • I fucking love cockboat -Einsidler 11:13, 12 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Fatty

Fatty fatty boombalatty

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