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YTMND Forums

Yeah alot of that shit I wrote was really boring and I apologize for it. Also fuck I have no idea how to use MediaWiki Dicks 16:52, 16 June 2006 (UTC)

Original material

Thank you for all your help with reverting vandalism. Most of it is great and I know you mean well, but please don't "revert" articles that have become redirects due to moves. It's easier to move the articles back if there have been no edits. For example, Futuristic Sex Robotz. --Jacknstock 03:11, 17 Mar 2006 (UTC)

  • Thanks, I'll remember that for next time. --Einsidler 08:45, 20 March 2006 (UTC)

Hehe! I just made all your "double redirect fixes" worthless! Didn't you realize St. Patrick's Day passed? --Jacknstock 16:46, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

I hope for your sake you're still in your (very) early teenz, Brogdan. And please put on 20-30 IQ points before visiting my user-talk again. Smartass 15:35, 23 March 2006 (UTC)

Hey, more double redirect fix work for you if you have the time. Enjoy! --Jacknstock 02:49, 2 April 2006 (UTC)

stavr0ss

totally agree on the teamwork,still finding my feet as am not even a qualified geek, humourous stuff though...even if I am pssng Riboflav off a bit (omlettes, eggs, etc) --Stavr0ss

  • Awww, you're not pissing me off at all. I was just surprised to see an actual contributor blank an article with no reason.--Riboflavin 16:58, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Yeah, you gotta try to use the preview button more, it helps check your wiki-markup. Also read the help documentation on here or over on TOW. Also some stuff has been TS;DR. --Einsidler 16:40, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
  • I know, the ts;dr thing is 9/10 cos of prehistoric connection at work, which like a teenage girl thinks it's fun to flick off every 2 mins, still think the a bomb entry deserved to be there, but no whinging. period. --Stavr0ss
    • You could always write the article in Word and then just paste it in. Also, try to sign all your comments with four tildes ~~~~ or just click the sign button. --Einsidler 16:57, 24 April 2006 (UTC)

ICP!WonkoInsane

  • Gotta undo his lame modifications too. --<inane>assmustard</inane> complain 08:29, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
    • True, I should have read it first. Very subtle idocy, doesn't stand out too well. What is 'Banarotica' anyway? Sounds like he has a fetish for getting spanked by the ban hammer. --Einsidler 08:33, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
      • I beleive it's a play on dramatica, possibly implying that we ban a lot of people. Not that it matters, it's stupid any way you look at it. --<drugs>assmustard</drugs> complain 08:43, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
        • Where did WonkoInane go? I saw him here a minute ago...Oops nevermind, I LOVE COCK! WonkoInsane's Mom 08:45, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
          • Is he Willy on Wheels? Samsara 09:18, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
            • Definitely not. Just a weakling who's really bad at vandalism. --<drugs>assmustard</drugs> complain 09:24, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
              • I wonder if Willy has ever struck on this website. Samsara 09:44, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
                • Might've been him on March 16, or any of the other times we've had mass moves. --<drugs>assmustard</drugs> complain 09:46, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
                  • Assmustard, I think your user page needs links to the "I was there" articles. At least more story. Samsara 09:50, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

blargh

I found nazi mysticism like 2 minutes before I had to go somewhere so I just put that up real quick. I was planning on expanding it, but you got to it first. --BradenKane

  • Your just to slow then :P. Anyway, the day after you created it you changed the template from crap to stub. Just running out the door then too? lol You had plenty of time to put some content in there before I got to it. Well its a good article now, and it wouldn't have been possible if you hadn't put up the link, just good that it didn't get BALETED while in the stub/crap form. Also epoints to TheEvilBlueberryCouncil for his work on the article. --Einsidler 02:25, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
    • I was very tempted to delete it, but instead I only added the crap template. It was a marginal decision, but it worked out OK. BTW, You're/Your. --Jacknstock 03:32, 13 April 2006 (UTC)

Good work with the double redirs

Man, you fixed around forty of the bastards-TDK 08:47, 7 May 2006 (UTC)

Yep, I hate double redirects. Ever since I accidentally made one once I made it my quest to fix all double redirects. --Einsidler 10:08, 7 May 2006 (UTC)

Using a template to redirect

HA HA! Your crazy scheme isn't working! --Jacknstock 05:58, 27 May 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, I realise that. It's getting rediculous to try to fix redirects every few days, and pretty dumb having the pages stuffed up most of the time. I'm going to change try having it as a link to the latest article, that should work as long as the message has some lulz in it. --Einsidler 10:35, 27 May 2006 (UTC)

Image

My mistake. Sheneequa 20:44, 30 May 2006 (UTC)

Unprotect plz

Can someone please unprotect my user page? I feel like playing with it. --Einsidler 07:00, 1 June 2006 (UTC)

  • Why was it protected?-Ket 07:02, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
    • Dwarlinggirlxcore followup wikiedit drama. "Emma Watson" was calling me gay. --Einsidler 07:05, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
      • Wait there was more wikiedit drama on that and they didn't go after me?! *sniff* IS DARLINGGIRL TRYING TO TELL ME I DIDN'T TROLL HARD ENOUGH?! IS EMMA BREAKING UP WITH ME NOW? NOOOOOOOOO --J3ph 42 15:27, 9 June 2006 (UTC)
        • By "followup drama" I mean after Dwarlinggirlxcore was banned and "Emma Watson" showed up. [1] My userpage was protected and it took me months to bother trying to get it unprotected. --Einsidler 15:31, 9 June 2006 (UTC)
          • Oh. I see. --J3ph 42 15:44, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

your screen name

Are you an E! Insider who can't type, or an Ein sidler?

What's an Ein sidler? ----Sheneequa 13:58, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

Lol, I never thought of the similarity to E! Insider. An "Ein Seidler" is german for hermit, but I got my screen name from my great-grandfather's last name, which was then de-germanified around the time of the war to my family's current last name. --Einsidler 14:02, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

I always read it as E! Insider but then I saw the L and was all WTF. --Sheneequa 14:11, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

Well, I will be Einsidrer after the engrish conspiricy takes over. --Einsidler 14:13, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

Self-importance

Okay, fair enough. Don't mention my name, but at least remove the part where it says "ex-admin", because it simply is not true. --Anittas 10:30, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

Funny > Truth. I'm tired and there are a whole heap of retarded troll vandals around at the moment. I'd usually help out but I have an exam tomorrow and have to sleep --Einsidler 15:02, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

Johnny the slow moving vadal

I like how we can do mass-moves faster than the vandal. --J3ph 42 15:15, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

  • Yes, I think he's just trying to stir some shit up, not a real vandal. If he was a real vandal then there would now be such a thing as DICKGIRL ON WHEELS --Einsidler 15:18, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

hi

Please unprotect Azrael, God, YTMND. Or at least just Azrael. Thank you. Also Raserx is some weird spam thing that looks blank but has spam in the source. Samsara 21:10, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

Oh, I thought you did. Maybe it's Riboflavin. Samsara 13:33, 10 June 2006 (UTC)
Yeah, Riboflavin's a sysop. I'm not, but maybe one day... lol --Einsidler 13:37, 10 June 2006 (UTC)

why im a vandal now

I was a good contrbuter, but after seeing racist comments, and vulgar stuff, i was sick and tired of seeing it. i could be a good contrubuter, but i need to see improvement. sorry...

  • If you want no racism or vulgarity, try TOW --Not an E! Insider 18:31, 10 June 2006 (UTC)
    • Well, thats improvement, Ill contribute under this account from now on, thanks and sorry. Dure 18:34, 10 June 2006 (UTC)

We're not necessarily racist, it's just that lots of people are oversentive on race, or reverse-racist, so putting racism that will piss them off is funny. Samsara 19:48, 10 June 2006 (UTC) Ahh, I see, that is pretty cool. You have convinced me. Dure 01:18, 11 June 2006 (UTC)

hey E, I request an idefinite block. I thought this was a vandalism wiki. I thought this was a place to vandalize, I thought this was a break from proper wiki-formatting. My IP is 68.21.130.243. So if you would, please block me. I deserve it, and I'm sorry for wasting your time. Now I know that vandalism is wasting my IQ and my time (it gets reverted). I also know that vandals are low-lifes who have nothing better to do then vandalize a wiki and not GET JOBS. But you taught me a lesson. I was planning on vandalizing again, but after I saw how others felt about it, I turned the other way. Even though I could contribute good stuff, I lost one thing that I earned. Trust. I now know that vandalism is not about being self centered. It takes valuable space on the databases, and I would not want to do that. the last thing I want to say, is you will never see my ugly face around here again, im sorry. Whopper

  • I love it when this happens, I really do. I'm not a sysop, so I can't block anyone. People mistake me for a sysop because I have no life and spend at least 100 hours here every day. --Not an E! Insider 04:42, 12 June 2006 (UTC)

Ozzy

I kinda like the way he's vandalizing the page. In a way, he's saying Ozzy is a tool. --<drugs>assmustard</drugs> complain 06:38, 12 June 2006 (UTC)

  • hmmm, Ozzy needs to be called a tool, but deleting the whole thing is pretty retarded. Like when some vandal moved Jimbo Wales to FUCKING FAGGOT!, kinda funny, but really shouldn't be left like that. The <math>stupid markup</math> is retarded though. --Not an E! Insider 06:45, 12 June 2006 (UTC)
    • C'mon give me a break it's not like it takes an eternity to change it back, the fact that you have been putting up with me for this long is amazing!!! --Fangirl
      • Its just fucking annoying, I could be spending my time watching arrested development instead of putting up with you and all you banality --Not an E! Insider 06:52, 12 June 2006 (UTC)
        • arrested development, jeez, you gotta be kidding me, you alt. rack fans are quite strange. http://www.myspace.com/analfistafication --Fangirl
          • Assuming you mean alt rock fan, I am definately not one. I am just a protector of the lulz. --Not an E! Insider 06:58, 12 June 2006 (UTC)
            • hmmmmmm, not alt. rock, ok, well the lulz is pretty fucking retarded!! --Fucktard
              • Encyclopædia Dramatica is founded on lulz, you are an idiot and will be banned the moment a sysop comes online. I give up reverting the article for now, as you will just put it back to shit and the history is being clogged. But don't think you have won, because once you are banned the article can go back to normal. --Not an E! Insider 07:10, 12 June 2006 (UTC)
                • This, perhaps could ruin my life... Wait, nope... When a "sysop" comes online, be sure to run directly to him/her and tell em all about it... --Dipshit
                  • Repedative vandals don't go un-noticed and a sysop will ban you whether you are reported or not. I'm getting bored with you now, so I'm going to go back to watching arrested development --Not an E! Insider 07:21, 12 June 2006 (UTC)

well then, have a good day. it's been fun. i'm done as well, unlike most on here i have to be at work soon.

Aussieintn de-sysopped?

When was this? A few months ago I remember him being sysop, but he's rarely posted. Samsara 14:37, 13 June 2006 (UTC)

  • Right after Jacknstock was: 
18:47, 8 June 2006 Ghettofinger blocked "User:Aussieintn" with an expiry time of infinite (lol superior faggot)

I saw that on recent changes when it happened and then checked the sysop list; sure enough he was desysoped. --Not an E! Insider 08:41, 14 June 2006 (UTC)

Blöde Fotze

How old are you? and why are you wearing a family guy shirt?! I saw it straightaway you were German... Srsly, you could pass off as a sysop.. but plsktnx start being a bit more assertive, and stop posting these fecking gay pics of yourself (it's really a disgrace srry). Don't take the bait of WKD or Bastardman trolling you, WKD is a psychopathic lunatic and Bastardman is an aggravated metalhead, they're trolling you because you act weak (the pics and the "omg yey sysop" which I mentioned before) and like a general lolcow. But what counts is that you, as a future sysop should be able to see through that facade and either play along or somewhat ignore them. I'm actually considering you too young and non-precocious to handle stuff like this (cause they're both awesome guys and terrific workers), notwithstanding your tremendous effort in editing. You'll probably be promoted to sysop anyhow, but with for instance the way you handle the requestforgodpowers-opppose drama, ED will lose some of its flair and social/internetsial ideology, plz keep that in mind, and talk a bit with respected oldtime members who settled ED's good-natured but charmingly insensitive reputation. And polish up your English grammar/orthographics. Best wishes! ~ Banaan 15:05, 18 June 2006 (UTC)


RE: Your panicky question about the vandalism

A few dipshits decided to do a Willy on WHEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSS attack. We then started deleting and reverting and protecting stuff in order to prevent it happening again-Ket 08:19, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

Spelling

Cleverer than you
Cleverer than you

There is no U in Color. --Sheneequa 09:03, 21 June 2006 (UTC)

Do you realize your userpage currently has a giant dildo with the caption I used it first? --Sheneequa 09:33, 21 June 2006 (UTC)

Hey Einsidler, plz write an article on Mpreg (We have an unused image linked from the Main Page for this) or Jerry Jackson (see section in David Firth also). --Sheneequa 09:57, 21 June 2006 (UTC)


American spelling is standard on this website.--WKD 11:05, 21 June 2006 (UTC)

  • I do generally use american spelling in articles, but this was in an edit summary. --Not an E! Insider 11:07, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
    • Yeah, I hate all of you motherfuckers. --WKD 11:10, 21 June 2006 (UTC)

TJC

Plz to be watchlisting TJC. --Sheneequa 10:28, 22 June 2006 (UTC)

Watch TJC, foo!
Watch TJC, foo!
LOL-Ket 09:59, 25 June 2006 (UTC)

Re: Moshos

Image:Moshospenalty.jpg
WKD deserves the Moshos penalty for being an asshole

Is there any particular reason this article shouldn't be deleted? Seems like a run-of-the-mill vanity page to me. --Bastardman 11:26, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

  • And Adella and Dwarlinggirlxcore are vanity pages? The article is fine, it has everything that a decent article needs: pictures, lulz, a little drama, decent length, links, racism; what more could you want? --What's an interrobang‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽ 11:39, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
    • Relevance would be a nice start. --WKD 11:56, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
      • Relevance to what? It has external links to forums etc and I'm currently trying to track down some more of his accounts. --What's an interrobang‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽ 12:08, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
        • Yup. You put some links in. Given the two example you cited, what differences do you notice between them and the man-chowder laden act of gay love that is moshos? Exactly. Two small non-drama creating websites and a lot of puppy-dog crushing from you, coupled with a shitload of self promotion, from you. No mockery, no degredation. That starts making it irrelevant right there. You need to edit the circle jerk back into line with the rest of the site. --WKD 12:33, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
          • Just because someone isn't deep in drama OL doesn't mean the article can't be funny. No mockery or degredation? Did you even read the darn thing? It calls him a midget and gay several times in different ways (IRL he is a straight dwarf), it says he loves sex with older men, it says he had several sex changes, and says he has a sexual relationship with a fat old jewish woman. The reason for the self-promotion is because I was trying to give the article relevance to other people with ED articles, and as Moshos isn't involved in LiveJournal, that was quite limited. --What's an interrobang‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽ 12:40, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
            • I'm with Einsidler on this one, but you already knew that.. don't get all Jacknstock here... I see how it could be "vanity" but really it's not that bad.. ~ Banaan 12:44, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
            • How exactly does the obviously shit that you made up about your friend compare with the actual drama in the other articles? That's what I'm talking about with regards to relevance. There is little difference between moshos and the original LAF article. --WKD 00:41, 29 June 2006 (UTC)
              • The original LAF article was a badly formatted, unwikified, crap article. Moshos is nothing like that, it is well written, full of pictures, has heaps of both internal and external links, decent jokes and does talk about some drama. If you had read the talk page then you'd know I checked whether people thought it would make an OK article beforehand. I personally like the job I did on the Moshos article and if you don't then edit some shit in yourself and stop bitching about it on my user talk page. --What's an interrobang‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽ 08:23, 29 June 2006 (UTC)
                • This thing is becoming impossible to read-Ket 08:29, 29 June 2006 (UTC)
                • Yeah, I could continue but it's gone now. To finish, stop linking the articles you write back to yourself. And stop writing articles so you can do so.--WKD 09:33, 29 June 2006 (UTC)

IRL Memes

Convince me that you didn't start the page in order to engage in more self-promotion through moshos.--WKD 10:13, 29 June 2006 (UTC)

  • I thought it could be an interesting page, especially if other people added some random shit to the list, I remembered that picture when I was brainstorming ideas for the article with some guys at school. --What's an interrobang‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽ 10:16, 29 June 2006 (UTC)
    • An edit war is the last thing we need. Maybe some more well known IRL memes would be more suitable-Ket 10:19, 29 June 2006 (UTC)
      • Love will find a way ~ Banaan 10:20, 29 June 2006 (UTC)
      • That was the point of the "Examples of popular IRL memes" section, the WHOLE FUCKING POINT OF "WTF does that mean?" WAS TO BE OBSCURE THINGS NOONE HAS HEARD OF. Someone else get a decent picture for the article, coz I've fucking sick of dickheads like WKD --What's an interrobang‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽ 10:23, 29 June 2006 (UTC)
        • Take a chill pill. I was just trying to calm everything down-Ket 10:25, 29 June 2006 (UTC)
          • You have no idea how much it pisses me off when people tell me to take a chill pill --What's an interrobang‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽ 10:26, 29 June 2006 (UTC)
            • I had no idea it pisses you off-Ket 10:27, 29 June 2006 (UTC)
              • I'm going to do a funny photoshop depicting WKD, better to express anger that way than the encredible urge to fire up some open proxies, sockpuppet accounts, browser tabs and vandalise the fuck out of everything on this whole site. --What's an interrobang‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽ 10:30, 29 June 2006 (UTC)
                • Oi motherfuck, I don't give a goddamn how fat how jewish or how much you're into to pushing yadels into your arse while celebrating that you're going to hell for crucifying the Lord Jesus. You don't revert admins because you don't think the article makes 'sence'. Who the two dollar goddamn do you think you are you piece of shit cock monkey? Pull your fucking head in or you're going to spend a lot more time getting that tingly feeling when you see your mother's underwear on the clothes line. Undermotherfuckingstood? --WKD

Last chance to join the hate train

I blame the parents. I figure Jack didn't instruct you enough when you joined. You work. The Soviet Russia article you wrote was good. Moshos would have gotten you banned last year. But Jack was too busy wallowing in his own degredation as he sat in front of the monitor masturbating his crooked member whilst cursing the people who used to be his friends and wondering why the power didn't feel as good as he thought it would. Heres the deal, here is some shit about ED you need to clue up on:

  1. We don't tolerate self-promotion like you self promote. This site is here in large part to piss all over that kind of crap. We piss all over users who do it. You're not special. You curbed it after being warned on irc, you took all the photos down. Hey, that was a good start. But how many links to yourself did you put in Moshos? And all over the goddamn place? No more of that shit. And no crying when you get called on it.
  2. When articles you write get deleted, you don't fucking cry about it. Punch your girlfriend in the face and write another one.
  3. A lot of stuff will get deleted in the next while. When it happens to you take it as a correction rather than a personal attack. Take getting permabanned as a personal attack.
  4. We don't tolerate reverting admins after you get warned to not revert admins.
  5. We don't tolerate threats to take the site down. If certain other people saw that you would be FUCKED.
  6. When users who are more grounded in what makes ED ED give you advice you listen to it.
  7. You don't like an admins changes to an article you wrote? Talk page. That's what it's for.
  8. Think what you wrote might get fucked up? Ask an admin.
  9. Someone abuses you? Deal with it. You can give shit back, but it had better be high quality non-whining non-bitch shit if you're talking to an admin and you still do what they say.
  10. You can give more shit to admins you know than say, admins you don't know or who are pissed off at you.
  11. Stop uploading so much porn. We have enough of it already.
  12. God hates fags.
  13. No faggotry.

Due to long ago discussions we try to encourage users rather than just fucking them up and banning them. There are other people (Banaan) who are something like the voice of reason. You should consider this your last chance. If you listen to it, welcome to ED, The Restoration. If you don't want to, don't come back.--WKD 12:00, 29 June 2006 (UTC)

  • iawtc, this eulogy deserves a nice frame or something. ~ Banaan 14:01, 29 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Thanks for the good advice, I think I might give ED a rest for a while, especially while I am trying to get my website up, but I'll still pop-in occationally to contribute a little with things such as this picture when I think of something (that pic was originally for an article in my new blog thingy). I'll be back to my normal active contributing self in a few weeks, minus the self-promotion (apart from a pixel ad) and faggotry. --Einsidler is on an e-holiday 16:16, 30 June 2006 (UTC)

Huh?

You got yourself a wiki?-Ket 09:51, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

Lol nobody told you

irc.bantown.com #ED ~ Banaan 17:47, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

  • Thanks. I had read about it somewhere, I think it was on TJC. I'll probably come on there tomorrow which is technically today because it is 2AM. I'm sorta coming out of wikibreak now that it is the school holidays, except most of my work is going towards getting a decent amount of articles in Chipstand (we have about 30) because it needs the basics like fuck, Mr T and jews. --Einsidler is on an e-holiday 17:59, 8 July 2006 (UTC)


BOY, I SAY BOY, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, BOY

Oi, did we not fucking tell you? Did I not fucking tell you? Hold on a sec, let me check YES I FUCKING TOLD YOU. WHAT THE FUCK DID WE TELL YOU? What the fuck is this, are you some kind of wierd unrepentant kiddy-touching pervert? The kind of fat fucking faggot who nods and smiles and agrees and then just goes and jerks off all over the fucking kitchen again? Are you that kind of completely deviant and bizzare cocksucker? Holy mother of screaming fucking Jesus, how many chances do you want? How many do you think you're going to get motherfucker? HOW MANY? NOT MANY, IF ANY, MOTHERFUCKER. We forgive your blatant faggotry, we give you loving and heartfelt advice, deeply concerned with the fact that not only are you young and impressionable but that Jack got his disgusting, self-hating and clammy little e-fingers inside you and distorted your lulz with his terrible and maliciously warped and twisted anti-lol molestations. We looked at your work, Stan, Kyle and I and we talked long and deep with each other, crying as we dredged up long repressed memories of our childhood apprenticeships at ED, social humiliations that scarred our future psyches, enslaved as we were to a higher calling, the calling of Drama. Hushed tones were used, dark murmurings were finally brought to light, and our righteous and vengeful rage was made submissive to this higher calling. That calling was a vision so great in its depth and insight into the distorted cybernetic condition brought forth by the this meddly of porn pipes and contrites that is we dare call Internets, that it threatend to change the way we think forever. That was a vision that consisted of Encyclopedia Dramatica edited 24 HOURS A DAY, an unstoppable Engine of Destruction, documenting every hideous and eldritch tresspass that dared blacken the higher human endeavour. AND THEN YOU FUCK IT UP. WHAT DO YOU DO BOY? YOU FUCK IT UP, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO, BOY. You take this greater vision, you take this chance that we have extended to all of humanity and YOU TAKE AN ENOURMOUS AND SOUL-DESTROYING FUCKING SHIT ALL OVER IT, BOY, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO. Jumping goddamn fucking Christ and the Mary Chain, what the fuck do you think you're doing? We told you not to self promote. We said, oi, don't fucking self-promote. And the first thing you fucking do when you come back from your self-imposed and self-involved wikibreak is UPLOAD A FUCKING PICTURE OF YOURSELF AGAIN GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKER. What part of this do you not the fuck understand? WHAT FUCKING PART OF THIS DO YOU NOT THE FUCK UNDERSTAND? Listen to me good, you barbie fucking Oedipal jew-boy, no more. There are no more chances for you. If anyone can be fucked unbanning you I'm a gonna ban you right the fuck back the first time you even dare sign your motherfucking name to a stub about some myspace faggot with a mirror fascination. From now on, a date stamp is unwarranted self-importance from you, you goat fucking son of a bitching freak-pussy. You will walk so fucking quietly I can't hear you when I'm tripping on porn and methamphetimines. No more anti-lolz from you, DEVIL I SAY NO MORE. wingsnugs--WKD 09:54, 11 July 2006 (UTC)

umm...

You got it all wrong, I added that quote on my userpage AFTER I was banned due to a moments anger. I feel that I was wrong and admit that, and as for the sockpuppetry, Keitei was not one of them, please try asking rather then assuming. Thank you. Whopper 20:06, 21 July 2006 (UTC)

  • I have no idea what you're talking about, I've been baneed for a while. Theres nothing wrong with sockpuppets as long as you use them responsibly, like prescription drugs. --Einsidler 03:32, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
    • IM saying that that was someone else abusing sockpuppets as well as me. Whopper 06:17, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

PS: Iam sorry for any confusion. Whopper 06:19, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

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[3] Samsara 08:03, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

  • God fucking dammit, can't we just delete that and forget it existed? --Einsidler 09:28, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
    • I agree, we should delete it --I am a fish 09:30, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
    • Why'd Banman ban you for it? It's not that bad. I think the image is now funny since the uploader got banned while the image stayed. Samsara 09:31, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
      • They (Banaan and WKD) got pissed at me for using images of myself in articles (there where a lot of them) so I got a warning and stopped doing it. A little while later Banaan bans me because of that image, which I would have deleted if possible but instead just removed it from the article. I guess the unfunny and rather ghey image is funny now that it caused a minor drama. I'd rather it be deleted, but that probably isn't going to happen now. --Einsidler 09:36, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
        • Your fairy godmother has granted this wish. --WKD 09:46, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
          • Thanks for deleting all the shit I wanted deleted --Einsidler 10:01, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
            • I'm going through and deleting all the photos of yourself that you added. Looks like a couple of articles will go too, as they don't meet the new tightend standards that GV has recently set down. I wouldn't bother crying about it. Call it the cycle of life and punch your girlfriend in the head.--WKD 10:07, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
              • Yeah, I wrote/uploaded a lot of shit. I don't mind deleting it since anything I thought was resonably funny I put on my wiki, which not only has low standards, but no standards. BA1337 AWAY --Einsidler 10:12, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
        • The image looked like it came from an ad for an acne cream and not a picture of you. If it's just your picture, it's not funny. And if it's you, what did you do only use acne cream on one side of your face for a week just to make that pic? The pic doesn't look photoshopped. Samsara 09:53, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
          • Yeah, it is me. I choose to take that as a complement on my photoshop skillz --Einsidler 10:01, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

You need to archive your talk page BTW. Samsara 10:58, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

  • Yeah, I was just about to do that. --Einsidler 11:25, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
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