User talk:FatHo

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Hello, Fucktard!

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[edit] I see what you did there.

Go ahead. Don't let us stop you. Completely ignore everything that guides new ED editors in search of lulz. Forget about lurk moar. Forget about the preview button. Don't bother looking up the meaning of the word satire. Please, help yourself. Above all, make sure you ignore the fact alert at the top of the page. --Aghar     10:37, 28 August 2007 (CDT)

• Welcome to ED's Nigga Awareness Team! Die clown die 22:26, 28 August 2007 (CDT)
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    This me
    Thank you, Boss! Thank you, thank you, thank you! This the first time in my fucking no-good nigga LIFE that such a important distinction have been thruss upon me. It better than the time I almose got my GED, or the day I was parole. My mama be proud, an I be so proud I jes gots to SMILE fum ear to ear! (Tell me if ya think my lips too big. An notice I gots a little White Boy nose.) FatHo 09:58, 29 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Astrochimps vs Spades In Space!

Heh, one of the things I forgot to post about was the other space-related fact: the reason that NASA waited so long to put a nigger in space, and why the Air Force wanted to put one up right away. See, Niggaz be black, space be's black too. NASA would have a hard time finding a nigger in space during a rescue mission, while the Air Farce wanted that stealth capability when they tossed the poor darkie out the airlock so he could float over to a Commie spy satellite or space station, break in, and steal everything that wasn't nailed down!

I may go post this later, unless you beat me to it :) Die clown die 18:46, 19 October 2007 (CDT)

[edit] {{niggerlover}}

I used to know a Chinaman called Fat Ho but it's prolly not you since he had no grillz. Maybe you should join the WuTang Clan. Also, maybe you should switch your template picture with this one.

--OldDirtyMudkips 14:21, 20 October 2007 (CDT)

There's a pic floating around of an old white geezer with an equally old black geezer who look like college lecturers about to get 'wed'; it's quite disturbing cos you know they're goonna get all Lemon Party after the vows. They flash it on CNN whenever the discussion comes up about the legality of 'civil unions'. Apart from that, if you don't know, the pic I posted is from when Stephen Colbert claimed to have proof he once had a black 'friend' called Allan (who he later fired as his Black Friend).

--OldDirtyMudkips 19:39, 20 October 2007 (CDT)