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Hello, Fnordulicious

THIS IS SERIOUS; READ IT.

Congratulations on joining ED! You probably fit into one of these categories:

1. New User

Before making your first article look over ED:101. Try checking out random articles and fixing typos, grammar and/or bullshit where you find them before trying to make a new page. To start with, make multiple small edits to different articles until you have the hang of it. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being molested by ED Sysops.

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you are cordially invited to a most festive occassion remarking the reestablish
ment of chaos and absurdity. you must bring a helmet and fruit garment depicting
the corrosion of society as a whole, and the triumph of swine. you must request
forgiveness at one of our easy to locate confession boxes and recite joyfully a
bursting paragraph from a humble literary product of lol internets.

Get on irc fgt --Sheneequa • Talk 06:00, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

• Omgwtfbbqtnxlol. But I hate IRC. I hated it back in 1991 on the VT101 clones at skool and I still hate it now. — Fnordulicious 06:05, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Aight, but 15 years later it's pretty nifty and enables you to hang with the cool kids. --Sheneequa • Talk 06:09, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Protected

LOL. Thanks for wrapping my userpage with an e-condom. I wouldn’t want to catch any wikiviruses. — Fnordulicious 08:29, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

• No prob. --Sheneequa • Talk 08:30, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
  • K, will someone unprotect so I can post fifty Image:Disease-cock.jpg to it? — Fnordulicious 08:10, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
    • Done-Ket--Talk to me 08:12, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Screenies

I ♥ vandalism screenshots! Miltopia 05:36, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

• LOL, enjoy. BTW, I was randomly banned from IRC for not being “in the 805 area code”. Unban plz? — Fnordulicious 05:39, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Can't. I'm not a chanop, and my IRCs are broken.

Miltopia 05:47, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Yay unbanned

Whoever unbanned me from IRC, tnx lol. ± Fnordulicious 10:21, 19 November 2006 (UTC)