User talk:GageS
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[edit] excuse me, wtf r u doin
why are you making a happy tree friends template? A RAPE SPIDER APPROACHES! 13:25, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
Hey Gage ur lulzcon logo lacks lulz...make a moar epic one with moar lulz. - ElectronicPest
- Oh god really? A template based on a shitty cartoon show? Oh man what's this world coming too? Well if that's so, then Gage, at least put Tori Sue Heck in it. --British Fucktard Extrordinaire 14:37, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
- I actually wasn't creating it for the cartoon or the characters, but the controversal retards who are obsessed with it and/or are moderators/admins on the forum. Tori Sue Heck will be added, don't worry.
- please post a main body article soon, with a link to the actual forums you are making fun of. Without that I can't see if this all is lulz or not, and if I dont see lulz soon, this shit gets deleted. A RAPE SPIDER APPROACHES! 14:43, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
- Okay, I originally intended the article Happy Tree Friends to be the main body article, since it at least mentions the forum, I'll get a main body up as soon as I can.
- Goodman, I didn't want to rape you because you seem to know how to do what you want (templates and formating) which is definately needed. FYI the link to the forum on Happy Tree Friends is broken, or the site is down, PLZ ADVZ. A RAPE SPIDER APPROACHES! 15:05, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
- It is? On which article did you try to access the forum? I'm able to get to it just fine.
- Seems to be working now. A RAPE SPIDER APPROACHES! 15:10, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
- Okay, I was going to say, it must have been your internet connection or something.
[edit] Oh hey
I see you took my dAnazi image to the next level. I like it very much, but could you make the cash symbol in the back just a little more prevalant, its really important. PLZ? A RAPE SPIDER APPROACHES! 00:58, 18 June 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Your Undelete Request
Here's the content from the "Happy Tree Friend Forum" article, the last copy saved. As far as merging the info into Happy Tree Friends goes, I think that merging the highlights of this information can't hurt but you might want to check with any of the ops that commented above since they are probably more familiar with the content. Let me know if you need any other help. --WM 22:17, 15 June 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Salvaged Information
The Happy Tree Friends Forum is a gathering place for furries and rip-off artists alike. The forum has been abused and vandalised for over four years by advertisers, as well as n00bs who range from the age of seven to 50 years of age.
[edit] N00bs
Getting an average of fifteen members a day, the forum is filled to it's limit with n00bs who continually drive forum veterans away. At right, you can see an interesting conversation among two n00bs, who are talking about words you can write on a calculator. Most n00bs do end up getting there asses banned, but the number steadily increases day by day.
[edit] Administrators
[edit] Mondoadmin
Mondoadmin is a mostly inactive administrator on the Happy Tree Friends forum and serves no purpose whatsoever at Mondo Mini Shows besides updating the template every season. Any attempt to contact Mondoadmin will result it in the ultimate form of him ignoring you completely and will never reply to you.
[edit] Farallon
Farallon is a 30-something-year-old pedophile on the Happy Tree Friends forum who took the responsibilty of becoming an "adminstrator". Doing absolutely nothing except destroying accounts, he serves no purpose whatsoever on the forum and does not even work at Mondo Mini Shows, but a technical company in San Fransisco. Unless you have years of experience on the HTF forum, or kiss his ass in some way, he will not listen to any of your suggestions, even if they are for the better of the forum.
Farallon has been called the "George W. Bush of the Happy Tree Friends forum."
[edit] Kpon
Kpon, also known as Ken Pontac, is the only administrator who actually does his job on the Happy Tree Friends forum. Ken Pontac (kpon) also works at Mondo Mini Shows as a co-writer along with Warren Graff for a series entitled Happy Tree Friends. Ken Pontac also worked for other Canceled shows including Gumby, and Bump In the Night.
[edit] Mondotechdude
[edit] Moderators
[edit] Burre
Burre, also known as Wouter van Toll, is a moderator on the Happy Tree Friends forum who lives in The Netherlands. Burre joined the moderating team when he replaced EmilyDoOmSqueak, another moderator who was previously inactive for more than a year previous to that occurance. Burre has also won the first Happy Tree Friends tournament that was created by an egotistical member named GARY. Burre has been regarded as one of the smartest and most reliable moderator on the forum, after fellow moderators Damien, and Dominus.
[edit] digitalis
Digitalis, also known as Goh Jun Yun is a moderator on the Happy Tree Friends forum who is known for dedicating his life to the Happy Tree Friends tournament management, as well as the Hall of Fame. Goh Jun Yun has managed to create three accounts/ names, Jun Yun, Rachmaninov, and digitalis. Digitalis is the only asian moderator, and is estimated to be the oldest member on the forum.
[edit] Dominus
Dominus is one of the newest moderators on the Happy Tree Friends forum along with fellow moderator NYC_Tooothy_LA. The only reason that Dominus was given the moderating position was because the moderator he replaced didn't give a shit at all about the forum. Dominus co-moderates two sub-forums along with digitalis. A moderator who serves no purpose in his position now, since the character tournament that he managed was moved to a different section, taking away his moderating powers in the sub-forum. Dominus is most famous on the forum for creating a thread entitled "The Happy Tree Friends Season Two Petition, which was created to demand a second season of the Happy Tree Friends TV series that was most likely going to be ordered by G4 Tech TV anyway, since it is there only source of viewership. Dominus is also known for writing entries that require multiple posts to fit all of what he has to say into the thread that he is replying to, or creating.
[edit] Damien
Damien was appointed moderator on the Happy Tree Friends forum to replace a failure of mod known as Madamluna, who couldn't handle the pressure of looking after the section know as the Sharing Tree. A section for displaying crappy artwork that users have created. Damien is regared as one of the smartest users on the board, since he uses witt in his posts to make a point. Damien has once been impersonated by a member with the username Nutt, who created an account with the username Damienn. Stupid members were tricked into believing that Damien had gone crazy, and was soon reported by multiple users. He was then later banned and upon further investigation, Nutt's original account was permabanned. Another similar occurance was the impersonation of another moderaror who was away, just like Damien.
[edit] NYC Tooothy LA
NYC Tooothy LA is a moderator on the Happy Tree Friends forum, and is most famous for creating a fanfic that gained notability because of the context and complexity of the story. NYC Tooothy LA is was appointed as moerator to replace a pathetic moderator known as rsk423 who abandoned the forum after realizing that he was a failure at life. NYC Tooothy LA was chosen primarily because his posts taken a whole page when viewed on an 800x600 screen resolution, which is a must (in most cases) if you want to be appointed a moderator.
[edit] Tjips
Tjips is a moderator on the Happy Tree Friends forum who only comes onto the forum between 1:00 AM to 5:00 AM, primarily to post in only one thread entitled What are you listening to now? because his section that he was appointed to sucks, and never gets any posts.
[edit] Poonchy
Poonchy has been said to be a hermaphroadite.
[edit] PsycoCrash
PsychoCrash is a moderator on the Happy Tree Friends forum who has admitted that he is bisexual, even when he had a girlfriend who was also a co-moderator. The two eventually broke up, and UnderBlkSunshine (his girlfriend's username) abandoned him and became suicidal.
[edit] EmilyDoOmSqueak
EmilyDoOmSqueak is a moderator on the Happy Tree Friends forum who is a complete failure at what she was assigned to do. Leaving twice for an extended period of time to do God knows what somehow qualifies her to become a moderator. EmilyDoOmSqueak is gothic and emo.
[edit] Forum Fucktards and Associated Artists
[edit] Tori Sue Heck
Original article can be found here.
Tori Sue Heck, or TulipTori, is a bitchy, aggressive, pushy, crack-addicted drama whore who is currently a big fan of Happy Tree Friends and is overly obsessed with it.
She used to hold art threads at least 100 years ago on the forums and basically flamed, raped or tried to ban anyone who posted something that somehow pissed her off. She eventually decided to leave the forums and she moved to a Sheezyart ripoff named FanArt Central. At the time of joining the site had quite a big community of HTF fan artists. She drew many crappy pieces of MSPaint work, and half of it was Hate-Art directed at Mary-sues (despite being one herself) and MySpace (lol no wonder). She eventually got an account at DeviantArt and that's when it all started.
On DeviantArt she copied alot of her art from FAC to there. On DA she met many of the people she hated in the forums and she began flaming them once again. This resulted in much hate-art, spam spills, napalm explosions and lulz. Meanwhile, Tulip had created another account on FAC and created some more Hate-Art and some more pointless OC's. Tulip had manipulated several other stupid HTF fan artists into joining the dark side and the burnt ones could no longer stand this, so they started the Anti-Tori club to support the victims of her rampage.
She is a huge hugbox whore. She is known to take any situation, blow it way out of proportion, and then submit it to her journal so all of her friends will go "OMG! I am soooo sorri that hapend to u! I cant beleev thos basturds did tat to u!!!". She is a complete bitch and tries to attack anyone whose views are different from hers, or just anyone of whom she is jealous because their art is better than hers. She hates having her art critiqued, and if you try to give her any constructive criticism, she will go on a rampage to try (and fail} to flame your ass and all your submissions straight to hell.
She hates anyone from myspace, /b/tards, EDiots, and everybody with any discernible talent. She thinks everyone should bow down to her like she's a fucking queen, and her only real friends are people who do anything she says, kiss her ass at ever opportunity, and basically don't think for themselves at all. In fact, she even pisses some of her friends of by doing anything that pisses her off. She will not hesitate to give you a piece of her mind, and will call anyone who does not agree with her stupid, lame, retarded, or say they have no life, which is kind of ironic considering she fits all of those perfectly. She pretends not to care when someone insults her, then she whines about it all day to her "friends". Any time she is angry with someone, instead of confronting them herself she gets all of her minions to do it for them. Her only reason for doing this is because she's a fat ugly bitch with no wit or intelligence and knows that she'd get pwned by almost anyone. Even a few of her friends don't even like her, seeing as they may or may not be secret agents intending to convey her personal information to some of her enemies, such as Suzie Q and Anonymous. And recently, it's been discovered that she is a racist, after she was seen laughing at a racist comment made on her journal, but then denied it, hid the comment and deleted the journal like the sissy bitch that she is. Her most reliable friend is Ghuiado, who thinks she's hot and wants to get a piece of her fat ass. Her fat ass recently left her for another girl, who is most likely more attractive and less of a bitch took her fatass back after breaking up with his other girlfriend. It's a wonder her fat ass hasn't been banned yet from both the Happy Tree Friends forum and deviantART.
[edit] IWP/IWP2
Original article can be found here.
IWP is a 17 year old hippy who draws shitty art of himself having furry crayon sex. It is unknown if he uses Crayola, or Rose Art.
IWP, also known as Scott, likes to draw shitty art of his two bisexual furry fantasies and himself, giving each other handjobs n' shit. IWP reckons he is hardcore, as he drinks beer, but really, he is just another furfag, who has nothing better to do with their life. He listens to metal(!!!) bands like Iron Maiden and Cinderella. He also claims to have a girlfriend (although this being is most probably a man). IWP likes to impress his girlfriend, by making shitty MS Paint edits of himself on the cover of MAD Magazine. This can only be contributed to the fact that she does not know about his furfag fetish. The day she finds out, there shall be lulz indeed. Hopefully all over the internet for everyone to enjoy! Just recently, he got owned when he was suspended from deviantart for two weeks for posting furry porn. And that's just basically what happens outside of the internet for him...
[edit] Mikefox124
Mikefox124, or Michael "Mike" Crews, is a black boy who pretends to be a bad ass, and usually ends up just embarassing himself. Mike has been banned multiple times from devianTART because he is a slob.
[edit] Baldguywithhat
Baldguywithhat was a dumbass member who thrived on making irrelevent posts and threads in an attempt to impress a member with the username Robert.
[edit] Fliplip
Fliplip, the king of all fucktards, was a member for under a year but has left a lasting impression as one of the most annoying dipshits to ever join the forum. Eventually he was IP banned to prevent him from creating another account.
