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You can email or instant message me at H.a.g.g.e.r@live.co.uk for discussions about template vandalism.

[edit] Welcome

Hello, Hagger?

THIS IS SERIOUS; READ IT.

Congratulations on joining ED! You probably fit into one of these categories:

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Before making your first article look over ED:101. Try checking out random articles and fixing typos, grammar and/or bullshit where you find them before trying to make a new page. To start with, make multiple small edits to different articles until you have the hang of it. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being molested by ED Sysops.

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MysteryBot 17:58, 22 June 2008 (CDT)

You know better than that. Anything illegal in the US isn't allowed on ED. Red ☭ Mystery 18:02, 22 June 2008 (CDT)

ED does not violate copyright - any copyrighted images used on site are used under the fair use policy. Any images that are uploaded that violate that are removed. Red ☭ Mystery 18:06, 22 June 2008 (CDT)

Oh, and by the way, based on the host string your computer is reporting to the wiki, you're infected with the SIMBAR spyware package. You should probably take care of that. Red ☭ Mystery 18:07, 22 June 2008 (CDT)

It's a piece of spyware. Your host string is being reported as:

so I googled SIMBAR since I didn't recognize it. Apparently it's a piece of marketing spyware that comes bundled with other programs. You should clean it off. Red ☭ Mystery 18:13, 22 June 2008 (CDT)

No. Download Windows Defender or something. Red ☭ Mystery 18:17, 22 June 2008 (CDT)

Nope. That's a permanent ban, no exceptions. Technically I should ban you inifitely for ban evasion, too, so don't push it. Red ☭ Mystery 14:36, 26 June 2008 (CDT)

The section you just added needs to be cleaned up. Also, it does not need to be at the top of the article. W M 17:08, 11 July 2008 (CDT)

Looking good now. I think it's a great addition to the article. Probably going to attract some good vandals. W M 19:56, 11 July 2008 (CDT)

It's actually different for every Wiki. It's hard to say. W M 17:34, 12 July 2008 (CDT)

Removing the icon: Wikipedia

<span class="plainlinks">[http://www.wikipedia.org Wikipedia]</span>

Color: Wikipedia

[http://www.wikipedia.org <span style="color: green;">Wikipedia</span>]

W M 11:33, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

P.S. combined: Wikipedia

<span class="plainlinks">[http://www.wikipedia.org <span style="color: green;">Wikipedia</span>]</span>

W M 11:34, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

What about the template vandalism causes the problem? Is it the positioning or usage on the page? Does it distort where and how your stuff looks? Let me know what the issue is, I can help you figure out how to fix it. W M 11:45, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

At first glance, I think some tags aren't being closed. ED's version of mediawiki automatically closes divs and tables and other containers that are used in templates, but later versions don't. Make sure both of the tables and both of the parent divs are being closed. It looks like the first one definitely isn't closed and the second one may not be either. That would explain the stretching out to the side of the boxes. W M 11:53, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

OK, the four things that I put at the bottom of the article in the <includeonly> include only tags and the </div> inside the <includeonly> tags in the middle are what I think is missing to use this on another site. W M 13:20, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

P.S. If you use this in a template, copying the code from your userpage should work. if you copy over a page, you'll have to get rid of the includeonly tags around those items. Let me know if this does or doesn't work. W M 13:25, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

A while ago someone told me there is a website that will convert images into table form like that. I'll ask around for you. W M 13:52, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Mryopyop

LOL that was me. Albertluque 14:32, 18 July 2008 (CDT)

O RLY? I'll change it from Mryopyop to Albertluque then. So long as you're not pulling my leg. Hagger 14:36, 18 July 2008 (CDT)

Seriously I am not, I can prove it by logging in and creating "albertluque" on the talkpage, which I have done here logged in as them right now. [1]. Albertluque 14:40, 18 July 2008 (CDT)

Can you do me a favour... Copy and paste everything on my user page onto your wikipedia talk page. :) Hagger 14:44, 18 July 2008 (CDT)

There's that done. Albertluque 14:53, 18 July 2008 (CDT)

I'd rather you copy and pasted my version exactly as it was, because I haven't tested it on wikipedia yet and maybe add the helpme template too :P. Hagger 14:56, 18 July 2008 (CDT)

Question waiting for you on Talk:Hagger. Albertluque 15:17, 18 July 2008 (CDT)

Unfortunately the person who went to answer the helpme template was an admin, and they've deleted and protected the page... Albertluque 15:22, 18 July 2008 (CDT)

Let's make his life living hell. Hagger 15:46, 18 July 2008 (CDT)

He doesn't have a life, but I posted the goatse on his talkpage, you do the same. Albertluque 15:54, 18 July 2008 (CDT)

Copy and paste exactly what is on my user page. Hagger 16:06, 18 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] vandalism

I'm currently blocked on Wikipedia, ask someone else.--OhLawdIsDatSum 11:05, 21 July 2008 (CDT)

Japanese Wikipedia is so fucking easy. They let you get away with shit. Hagger 20:31, 21 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Buttsecks

Hagger, you are my hero :) <3Arguecat3 11:30, 21 July 2008 (CDT)

I am no one really, just a fan <3. I am almost not a newfag but still fall in that category somewhat; I need better EDiting skillz. <3Arguecat3 13:43, 21 July 2008 (CDT)

LOL you Hagger?'d my userpage and talkpage. I <3 you Hagger :).<3Arguecat3 07:18, 23 July 2008 (CDT)

Yep, I thought you'd like my cum smeared over you! Hagger 12:46, 23 July 2008 (CDT)

In response to the template you posted on my page; what did you want me to do it?<3Arguecat3 07:09, 24 July 2008 (CDT)

One more question: Do you mean delete the text that is in devon then paste it? like REPLACING WITH?<3Arguecat3 07:22, 24 July 2008 (CDT)

Ok its done ~~but I don't get what it did.~~ <3Arguecat3 07:28, 24 July 2008 (CDT)

Disregard that, I suck cocks. I figured it out. <3Arguecat3 07:30, 24 July 2008 (CDT)

You also had me vandalize a template :).win=win! <3Arguecat3 07:35, 24 July 2008 (CDT)

I am sure I will very much enjoy our intimate relationship that we have.<3Arguecat3 07:42, 24 July 2008 (CDT)

LOL they B& me and reverted my edit :(.<3Arguecat3 08:05, 24 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Cite video game template

Right that video game templates Goatsed' and I managed to get a few more high risk ones, if you can enable email we can all send each other targets through there without wikipedo's watching. I have found about 50 heavily used templates each, most of them cover about 200 articles each... Albertluque 14:44, 21 July 2008 (CDT)

Six minutes. Interesting to see you didn't get caught by ClueBot. Hagger 16:17, 21 July 2008 (CDT)

They are watching my talkpage, [2]. I will email you and we'll talk there. Albertluque 08:10, 24 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Grawp Fanboy

Be less of a faggot when you get back.

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^▪^TALK^▪ 09:45, 24 July 2008 (CDT)

You were given a 1 month ban for vandalism. If you evade it, it will be increased. Stop being a baby.

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^▪^TALK^▪ 20:21, 24 July 2008 (CDT)

Tell you what, I'll reduce the time if you cease the sockpuppet faggotry and stop being a goof. If you don't then you'll force me to increase it or reban.

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^▪^TALK^▪ 20:34, 24 July 2008 (CDT)

Cheers then

whoever unblocked me. Hagger 12:17, 25 July 2008 (CDT)

Welcome back, Hagger my love!<3Arguecat3 12:20, 25 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] re: raep

ur blinky sucks, use the smaller size if you want to write something that doesn't fit on one line with that size - Serious Cat 15:12, 26 July 2008 (CDT)

tomato, tomahto - Serious Cat 15:16, 26 July 2008 (CDT)
- I'm spoken for. - Serious Cat 19:08, 26 July 2008 (CDT)
  - Congrats. - Serious Cat 19:25, 26 July 2008 (CDT)

- Serious Cat 19:44, 26 July 2008 (CDT)

- - - - What are you bothering me for anyway? Nothing better to do? - Serious Cat 19:57, 26 July 2008 (CDT)
        OK - Serious Cat 20:10, 26 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Problem with Template Vandalism

The wikipedos have a program (i forgets what is called) that allows you to preview a page by moving your mouse on the link. When you do this, a little box comes up and gives you a preview of the page therefore exposing your vandalism. I know this because I had this program when I wanted to be a trusted user and then block everyone and vandalize everything. Just giving you a heads up if you didn't know about this program already. Hiwhispees 04:04, 27 July 2008 (CDT) ^{Oh shit you found me}

HERE'S A SCREENSHOT:

Oh never mind, it doesn't work with the code Hiwhispees 11:20, 27 July 2008 (CDT)

I know. Hagger 13:06, 27 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] WM

Sex with him is liek sex with an angry god. Now you know. <3Arguecat3 10:22, 28 July 2008 (CDT)

We all want porn. <3Arguecat3 12:09, 28 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Rarg

Spamming my user talk is pointless. I don't care if you spam shit on pages, just don't do it on the sandbox. Let people test out their stuff too. --Soundman 19:45, 28 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] That pic on my talk page

Any way of pixellating it to be used for template vandalism on Wikipedia?--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 05:05, 29 July 2008 (CDT)

Ruh Roh, You Got Banned!

Looks like you pissed off SecurityBot!

If you were reverting vandalism or making a legitimate edit, contact WhiteMystery and you'll get unblocked ASAP. You most likely got blocked for:

Spamming recent changes. The preview button exists for a reason; use it.
Spamming new pages. The Sandbox and your user page are there for you to experiment with.
Generally being stupid. You should take a look at ED:101 to avoid further problems.

If you were actually vandalizing ED, tough shit.

Love, SecurityBot

Lolol --ElStormo _(flame)^(contribs) 12:31, 29 July 2008 (CDT)

LOL

- Serious Cat 12:35, 29 July 2008 (CDT)

Pwned--Soundman 16:01, 29 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Hitting it

You would hit anything with a pulse. And some things without. Lulz. <3Arguecat3 18:52, 30 July 2008 (CDT)
- Sadly I don't. I an hero'd a while back but am still EDiting due to baww and angst over losing my Ipod. <3Arguecat3 20:49, 30 July 2008 (CDT)
  - Lulz. Hagger, you perv <3Arguecat3 23:28, 30 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] I don't like you

I don't like you. ALT x2 16:00, 31 July 2008 (CDT)

Fuck off you fag. Hagger 16:16, 31 July 2008 (CDT)

I'll leave you alone if you stop this. ALT x2 16:18, 31 July 2008 (CDT)

You bastard. ALT x2 16:23, 31 July 2008 (CDT)

Hey, can you please just stop the stuff with ALT? It's getting kind of annoying. ~ endedrural _(talk) 21:58, 31 July 2009 (CDT)
- Fine. Damned sysops spoiling our fun :( Hagger 17:13, 31 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Shitty and poorly written stubs on every nobody on TOW

Stop making them.

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^▪^TALK^▪ 06:28, 4 August 2008 (CDT)

I've only made one. Geez. Hagger 08:49, 4 August 2008 (CDT)

Try 8. Stubs with like 3 sentences devoid of any trollage are not worth creating. This is what userspace is for, that way you can work at your leisure.

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^▪^TALK^▪ 09:30, 4 August 2008 (CDT)

But I only made one about MBisanz. Hagger 09:36, 4 August 2008 (CDT)
Are you saying the other Haggers aren't you?

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^▪^TALK^▪ 11:06, 4 August 2008 (CDT)

User:Hagger?? and User:Hagger is mine. I used it for a few edits, but didn't make any articles. Hagger 11:29, 4 August 2008 (CDT)
oic, well there's some retard making all these dogshit stubs and fagging up the site in your name. If you come across any of those socks, drop me a note and i'll deal them. laters

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^TALK^▪^STALK

[edit] Firithfenion

Hagger, could you kindly remove your massive raging cock from his ass? y/n? Its no fun when we can't read his faggy replies to our trolling :(. <3Arguecat3 11:52, 5 August 2008 (CDT)

Hagger, go here if you want to enlarge the size of your e-penis and help out with our new Firith article. <3Arguecat3 17:55, 6 August 2008 (CDT)
- Lulz thanks for helping out. But I am hoping you could make up some images, macros or something that is custom lulz for this page since you seem to be skill'd in this area? I am lacking in lulz pics, yet don't have great shooping skillz. <3Arguecat3 18:15, 6 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] MRirian

INO< RITE??

.

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14:01, 7 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Sig

Thanks, I just finally finished the fucking thing.

.

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^▪^STALK^▪ 14:21, 7 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Josef Fritzl

You were actually able to get pics of his house? Awesome. Plz to be uploading them.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 03:45, 18 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] User:Hagger????

Is that you or someone impersonating you? — Grawp 02:03, 21 August 2008 (CDT)

I think it's the Avril Troll. Hagger 12:16, 23 August 2008 (CDT)

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, --lateral ^|talk| 12:18, 23 August 2008 (CDT)

Not as sincere as rape. Hagger 12:22, 23 August 2008 (CDT)

Hello Hagger?, just letting you know there is another one here, and several in the userlist. This is not me, you can ask a checkuser or the equivalent over here to check. I hope we can get along or at least just ignore eachother; I have no wish to quarrel with anyone on encyclopedia dramatica. Happy editing. ALT 11:15, 24 August 2008 (CDT)

The really long one is me. This account has been blockd by DCY again, so I'm cockpuppeting. Hagger 11:17, 24 August 2008 (CDT)

Ok, cool. ALT 11:47, 24 August 2008 (CDT)

Why were you blocked? I can't see anything in you edit contributions. ALT 11:54, 24 August 2008 (CDT)

I remember calling him a BF ages ago after he blocked ByAppointmentTo's cockpuppets and he got butthurt. He's hated me ever since. Hagger 12:18, 24 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Personal Army

Dude, please stop making two-line articles and redirects willy-nilly. ED is not your PDA. We are a serious encyclopedia with standards. - Jasper

[edit] Thin Ice

You do not have free reign to vandalize on here, flood us with shitty stubs in a personal army attempt, fuck with articles, and least of all revert and sass GV. I don't give a fuck about you enough to "hate" you in the first place and I, and I'm sure every other admin, would prefer to never deal with you at all. But the fact that you even tried that shit with gv clearly means you have a case of USI. And you're just begging for the banhammer when you do that shit, you're lucky I didn't ban you for longer or permanently. If you think you can do that and get away with it here, you're sorely mistaken. Stop being a dumbass and you won't have problems in the first place.

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^TALK^▪^STALK

I never made any two line stubs and I didn't realise who gv was. Hagger 05:55, 25 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Deal

EPIC WIN AGAINST REALIST'S NEGRO ANUS

I'd be willing to make peace with both you and Avril, if you lend me an auto-confirmed English Wikipedia acccount. Hagger 12:40, 24 August 2008 (CDT)

Why, you running out of Ips? I'm a little reluctant because the only one I have right now that wont reveal my entire sockfarm has a really good name, but very well; you'll have to autocomfirm it yourself though. But fist I want a promise from you that you'll be nice to Avril, and when you use it you will state in your edit summary something about Zain Ebrahim. God, it's like trading Pokemon! So, where should I send the info? ALT 15:29, 24 August 2008 (CDT)

Hagger, is this you? Whole Wheat Toast 16:46, 24 August 2008 (CDT)

Nevermind, just checking. Whole Wheat Toast 16:47, 24 August 2008 (CDT)

Email the name of the account and password to H.a.g.g.e.r@live.co.uk. What do you want me to say about Zain Ebrahim111? Hagger 05:54, 25 August 2008 (CDT)

I sent you five (one was blocked as username). ALT 13:06, 25 August 2008 (CDT)

Thank you very much. I'll use two of them to personaly attack Zain Ebrahim. Hagger 13:34, 25 August 2008 (CDT)

I haven't received an email. Hagger 15:14, 25 August 2008 (CDT)

Now? ALT 17:00, 25 August 2008 (CDT)

Yes. I think that once you start creating over ten sockpuppets a day your "sockfarm" is officialy classed as a sockfactory. Hagger???????????????????????? 17:56, 25 August 2008 (CDT)

Ha ha yes! On a good day if the dynamic Ips change I can sometimes get 30 accounts a day. But then on other days I have to wait out the 24 hour limit and get only 12. But dude, what the hell happened? You got CUed and they were all blocked. Rapid fire my friend; get them all ready, open six tabs, log in at once and do em. That's the way. ALT 08:29, 26 August 2008 (CDT)

My bad, I see NawlinWiki has been at work. ALT 12:54, 26 August 2008 (CDT)

FUCKING USER:LIGHT CURRENT IS ON MY IP!!!! That dick sucking arse licking bastard Jpgordon just blocked 200 of my accounts, and what makes it worse is that I never used them or the Ips - it was some other vandal on my network that got them checkusered. Grrrr!! ALT 12:39, 26 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Alright

But be good, and you know what I mean by that.

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^TALK^▪^STALK

[edit] Unwarranted Self Importance

I know it was just a teensy edit, but your pipe in the USI article made me laugh my ass off. Nice one! - Raspberry Rush _{(speak to me.)} 14:59, 10 September 2008 (CDT)

Same here. As I was about to hover over the piped link, I was thinking to myself... who/what has acheived absolutely nothing? Canada of course. I was dissapointed when I found that the link was loser :( Hagger 15:02, 10 September 2008 (CDT)

You realise now that 20,000 other fuckers are going to try switch that pipe to whatever country they hate the most now, don't you? THANKS FOR THE CAN OF WORMS MOTHER FUCKER. ;) - Raspberry Rush _{(speak to me.)} 15:04, 10 September 2008 (CDT)

EVERYBODY HATES CANADA! Hagger 15:10, 10 September 2008 (CDT)

Yeah, although I've always chuckled over your vandalism, it's always bugged me that you misspelt it. Check this (for interest). - Raspberry Rush _{(speak to me.)} 02:28, 11 September 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Automatic Block Notification

Your recent actions have triggered MysteryBot's vandalism heuristics and your account has been suspended for at least 24 hours, pending administrator review. If you were reverting vandalism or making a legitimate edit, contact one of the sysops (preferably WhiteMystery) to request unblocking.

To avoid being blocked in the future, please avoid the following:

Spamming edits. The preview button exists for a reason; use it.
Deleting large parts of an article or dumping excessive amounts of text onto a page. Major changes to an article should be discussed with a sysop prior to making them, for quality control purposes.

Note: You will never be blocked automatically for edits to your user page, talk page, anything in your userspace, or the Sandbox. These are all good places to work on something that might require a large number of revisions.

Love, MysteryBot

[edit] Automatic Block Notification

To avoid being blocked in the future, please avoid the following:

Spamming edits. The preview button exists for a reason; use it.
Deleting large parts of an article or dumping excessive amounts of text onto a page. Major changes to an article should be discussed with a sysop prior to making them, for quality control purposes.

Love, MysteryBot

[edit] Yeah.

Hey Hagger, why don't you edit the redirect and create an article ByAppointmentTo?--Austin Kincaid 13:52, 21 September 2008 (CDT)

Because I can't be fucked. You do it. I don't have the same strength of imagination. You start, and then I'll work on it.--Austin Kincaid 15:04, 21 September 2008 (CDT)

[edit] NawlinWIki new pics

... you do know, right, that that the pic that Lamont Stormstar from WR uses as his avatar? He's going to be pissed when he figures out that you've linked him to NW. Talk about lulz :) - Alliecat 13:35, 7 October 2008 (CDT)

Yesh, I did some research into the situation and found out Lamont Stormstar is a just one of NawlinWiki's sockpuppets. I'm sure he has many moar. By the way, do you prefer my version of Template:Goatse3 or Grawp's version? Hagger 14:25, 7 October 2008 (CDT)

NO WAI! Color me shocked an' all. And your version is way better. Poor Grawp is singularly lacking in the lulz department these days. Userpage vandalism is kinda lame compared to trolling and taking the piss. Every time you use that retort, you luze - Alliecat 15:10, 7 October 2008 (CDT)

That's not her account on JewTube. DrizztDoUrden 18:27, 12 October 2008 (CDT)

[edit] This TOW Love Triangle Thing

Do whatever you'd like, but don't post personal info on site. ~ endedrural _(talk) 20:10, 20 October 2009 (CDT)

[edit] Userbox Vandalism

Nah, we don't want to vandalise userboxes. We're just trying to divide ED with these. Now choose a mother fucking team. - Raspberry Rush _{(speak to me.)} 16:01, 14 November 2008 (CST)

[edit] Automatic Block Notification

To avoid being blocked in the future, please avoid the following:

Spamming edits. The preview button exists for a reason; use it.
Deleting large parts of an article or dumping excessive amounts of text onto a page. Major changes to an article should be discussed with a sysop prior to making them, for quality control purposes.

Love, MysteryBot

[edit] Automatic Block Notification

To avoid being blocked in the future, please avoid the following:

Spamming edits. The preview button exists for a reason; use it.
Deleting large parts of an article or dumping excessive amounts of text onto a page. Major changes to an article should be discussed with a sysop prior to making them, for quality control purposes.

Love, MysteryBot

[edit] Automatic Block Notification

To avoid being blocked in the future, please avoid the following:

Spamming edits. The preview button exists for a reason; use it.
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Love, MysteryBot

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User talk:Hagger?

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Contents

[edit] Welcome

[edit] Mryopyop

[edit] vandalism

[edit] Buttsecks

[edit] Cite video game template

[edit] Grawp Fanboy

[edit] re: raep

[edit] Problem with Template Vandalism

[edit] WM

[edit] Rarg

[edit] That pic on my talk page

[edit] Hitting it

[edit] I don't like you

[edit] Shitty and poorly written stubs on every nobody on TOW

[edit] Firithfenion

[edit] MRirian

[edit] Sig

[edit] Josef Fritzl

[edit] User:Hagger????

[edit] Personal Army

[edit] Thin Ice

[edit] Deal

[edit] Alright

[edit] Unwarranted Self Importance

[edit] Automatic Block Notification

[edit] Automatic Block Notification

[edit] Yeah.

[edit] NawlinWIki new pics

[edit] This TOW Love Triangle Thing

[edit] Userbox Vandalism

[edit] Automatic Block Notification

[edit] Automatic Block Notification

[edit] Automatic Block Notification

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