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User talk:Hardvice

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Thank you. You are a gentleman and a scholar.

hi -Jameth 13:20, 10 Dec 2004 (PST)

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BFF

You are my favorite poster on here. A++++ on the BFF page.

--33mhz 05:59, 12 Dec 2004 (PST)

A+++ yet again for PowerWord: IRL Name. Brilliant. --33mhz 04:30, 13 Dec 2004 (PST)

oh hallo!! -Jameth 14:05, 14 Dec 2004 (PST)

IAWPowerWord: IRL NameC - argo

A+++++++++++++ on the faggotry definition --Flata 20:32, 14 Dec 2004 (PST)

HEARTS

I love you. --girlvinyl 21:31, 28 Feb 2005 (UTC)


GAY SHIT

Extreme kudos on your Lesbian Shit work. --Simone

  • All my friends are dykes. I just felt bad they were so poorly represented here.--hardvice 19:16, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)


Hmmm

not sure if i am doing this in the right ways. thanks for making up my fuck up. i'll read the editing help so that i can understand this wiki wiki something....

  • No problem. It's pretty easy to pick up with a little practice. You can also always leave questions in the User:Talk page of one of the wiki markup 1337 like Quasidan. Welcome aboard!--hardvice 22:26, 6 Apr 2005 (UTC)
  • im confused im new to this to computers actually thought that i would just say hello!!!!!!!

SUP

Can you explain why you decided to protect the vandalized version of Cracky-chan? Ktnx bei. -Tee 06:50, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)

  • It's explained in the talk page. Your version was first but the subsequent version was funnier. Also, Girlvinyl is incapable of vandalism as she has Papal Infallibility.--Poko_fister (talk) 07:29, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    • It isn't funny. Please change it back to the original (factually accurate) version. -Tee 07:57, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
      • I'd take it up with Girlvinyl, since it;s her site. However, I would caution that we're not so big on factual accuracy here. I mean, have you looked at Bill O'reilly, for example?--Poko_fister (talk) 08:00, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
        • The Bill O'reilly article is probably the most factually accurate article in here, as it is copied directly from his web site. Or RuPaul's bio from IMDB, either way. --Quasidan 15:09, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)

I think it's funny. Funnier than the original ass-kissing version, that's for sure. We are completely not interested in NPV or factual accuracy in any way. Please understand, this site is purely to MAKE FUN OF THINGS. It is not intended to give any sort of serious commentary. It is parody and satire ONLY. Therefore whatever version is the most satirical, wins. In this instance, you lose. --girlvinyl 08:02, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)

  • I do suppose I could re-write it to better suit the spirit of this site. -Tee 08:14, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)

NO NO NO! Don't delete articles! You didn't need to delete PB. If it seemed important to you, you could have moved it back to Meele (click on the "Move" tab). Personally, I thought it was OK to leave it as PB - Meele was redirected to it, anyway, and that gives the article double exposure. --Scarletto the sock puppet talk to Scarletto 01:11, 24 Apr 2005 (UTC)

LJ

New legalthreats in my Miss_d lj. Check it! --girlvinyl 22:47, 18 Apr 2005 (UTC)

  • Done and done.--Poko_fister (talk) 23:24, 18 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    • Thank you, sir. You are a gentleman and a fister. --girlvinyl 23:26, 18 Apr 2005 (UTC)

Snafu

Now we wait three hours for the drama... --Scarletto the sock puppet talk to Scarletto 01:28, 24 May 2005 (UTC)

The NSFW picture

Personally, I don't like to see pictures of male genitalia. Your tastes might be different to mine. I'm not sure how much NSFW material we want here. I'd vote against it. --Scarletto the sock puppet talk to Scarletto 23:25, 24 May 2005 (UTC)

what'd I miss

Hey I just got back from OOT, did I miss anything crucial? --Lucky Pierre QD 07:28, 13 Jun 2005 (UTC)

  • Not much. One unfunny retard last night who was very, very quick on the edits, but Aussie wiped it all up.--hardvice (talk) 07:35, 13 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Mozilla ED search!

Awesome work d00der --Lucky Pierre 06:59, 8 Jul 2005 (UTC)

  • Thanks! I updated it now that fulltext searches are working again. You can re-d/l it or wait for it to auto-update.--hardvice (talk) 04:57, 11 Jul 2005 (UTC)
  • Hey, I did something like that a while ago for my personal usage. (I just stole the code from Wikipedia's search plugin) I was planning on uploading it somewhere, but searching ED, even without the plugin, gives a nice error about being unable to open searchindex.MYI all the time, so I just gave up. ~ Krade 15:00, 16 Jul 2005 (UTC)

re ghostlight edit

regarding this edit: while the Sierra situation is not an example of this, let's be fair: it really is one of his goals. --Lucky Pierre 17:46, 22 Jul 2005 (UTC)

  • True, true. I was just amused that Sierra was throwing a fit about the wrong person. Plus, I was kind of hoping she (I'm guessing she) would take it up with Aussie because, well, that would result in lulz and/or dismemberment.--hardvice (talk) 17:58, 22 Jul 2005 (UTC)

plz join

Make sure you're a member here: ed_admins. Thanks. --girlvinyl 07:18, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)

icon uploading

Yes, into the Trillian subsection of AOL Instant Messenger. Neurophyre 06:35, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I uploaded a couple by accident, I'll put in a request to get the 2 or 3 extras deleted when I'm done.

Furry Jesus picture

That image was single funniest thing I've seen all day. Thank you.

  • I'm working on a series. I started with Jesus, moved on to Hitler, and today I did Aunt Jemima and the fursecution lynching picture. Any suggestions for more?--Buffy the Apostrophe Slayer (talk) 09:36, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)
    • I think Santa Claus would be a lovely addition. Is it wrong that I suddenly got the idea that someone, somewhere, made an image of him fucking the reindeer? That's going to keep me up at night. --Mooniejohnson 09:48, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)
    • KKK furry? Gimp furry? Leper furry? You could turn into a merchandising franchise along the same lines of Bad Taste Bears! --Iicatsii 09:55, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)
      • "Think you're an animal, but can't attend your KKK meetings because they think you're a fucktard? Fear not, you freak! Now you can lock yourself in your parents' basement with your collection of KKK Plushies!* Collect all 456!" *Clever slogan and/or name for plushies sold separately. --Mooniejohnson 10:00, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)
    • Kitty Jesus is semi-old meme --Awshit 09:58, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)
      • Already? I only made it like two weeks ago.--Buffy the Apostrophe Slayer (talk) 10:36, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)
        • Wow, I thought someone else had created it, like a Something Awful thing (although it's more original). Congrats, that's pretty fast. --Awshit 10:40, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

SHIT SHIT SHIT!!

Totally missed that it's at wtp article, please don't revoke my grammar nazi license. ~ Banaan 14:44, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)

  • LOL. And what about "fase"?--Buffy the Apostrophe Slayer (talk) 14:45, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)
    • O noes when will you stop?! The aforementioned error wasn't mine, but I overlooked it... though fase was a word I typed, but I mistakenly wrote down the dutch word for it. You own my soul hardvice... ~ Banaan 14:46, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)
      • Naw, it's all good. I used the wrong "your" here yesterday.--Buffy the Apostrophe Slayer (talk) 14:48, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)
        • Ah!! Are you still doing fine? If there's anything I can do... ~ Banaan 15:08, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Fake hardvice

I guess someone needs to work out how to avoid a similar fraud in the future. I have deleted User:Hardviсe's fake user page and talk page. The real User:Hardvice remains. --Jacknstock 04:31, 18 Sep 2005 (UTC)

  • what the fuck happened? ۩ 05:16, 18 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Recent Retardedness

I've no idea how to properly move stuff back without destroying the history. you? --kh/ what 22:50, 19 Sep 2005 (UTC)

  • According to this page , the "move over redirect" ought to do it. But I somehow always fuck it up, as I just did with Korea.
    • did we get them all? --kh/ what 23:16, 19 Sep 2005 (UTC)
      • According to Tardo's contribution page, we did. Trouble is it's clearly a script, so it'll probably happen again.--Buffy the Apostrophe Slayer (talk) 23:21, 19 Sep 2005 (UTC)
        • It wasn't a script, the made up page names are all strings with the keys next to eachother on a qwerty keyboard, so it was probably a tard jamming on his keyboard. If it was a script set to output random characters, it wouldn't look like that. Also, it seems like there are a crapload of pages to delete now, since undoing the redir left a redir in all those pages with random pages. Can an admin take care of that? Hey, in the case something like this happens again, couldn't we come up with a {{delete}} template, to get all the pages that need to be deleted listed on one page? ~ Krade 23:48, 19 Sep 2005 (UTC)


lol what

Skylos is possibly the worst ED article EVER. It needs your Midas touch. Or, at least, it needs the run-on sentences fixed. I mean... seriously. Seriously. Zephyrcrow 09:18, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Apk

I notice that you banned Apk for one day. I simultaneously banned Apk for the longer period of 14 days because he/she/it deliberately re-created an article that I recently deleted. What do you think? Should we combine the two bans for a total of 15 days? --Jacknstock 05:08, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Vandal

Waldo Jeffers is fucking everthing up for everyone. His mother didn't hug him or something. Do you have an IM? Something that people can contact you or other sysops with to head this shit off quickly. --WKD 01:42, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)

  • I have IM open about three times a year. It's honestly not worth worrying about ... it can be cleaned up faster than they can mess things up, and there are enough sysops that they generally don't get much of a chance to do all that much damage.--Buffy the Apostrophe Slayer (talk) 01:47, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)
    • Yeah, I figure you're right. --WKD 01:50, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)

How come no one noticed

I've edited the encyclopedia dramatica article using your name stolen and nobody has noticed (or said anything). Heh. Also I stole Gentaur from somebody else on that wiki for this one. Things are easier when you don't have to think up a name. ImHardviceonWikipedia 10:16, 29 Jan 2006 (UTC)

  • I think because no one really cares and in the end all the shit you do gets reverted by sexually frustrated nerds who get off on reverting all the shit you do?--WKD 10:18, 29 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • I saw you on TOW, but I doubt our Hardvice has "Hardvice" as a registered trademark. On the other hand, why wouldn't it be Hardvice being his usual jackass self? Man, do I hate him. --Jacknstock 14:43, 29 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Why would we care about what you do on TOW, again? ~ Krade hi yo~ 18:51, 29 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Hey

Great work with your admin tools! Wacking those vandals and doing your thing! I'm just wondering how much longer it is going to take? 7 hours and counting to revert, oh the confusion! We'll be back again tonight, be there! Regards, your vandal friends.

  • Well, I'm done. I was only here three hours, and I was drinking, downloading porn, and listening to music the whole time, so I consider it time well spent. See you crazy kids tomorrow!--Hardvice 08:34, 17 Mar 2006 (UTC)

Deletion

Can you please delete my user account, and the page Harish Rallapalli? Both are turning up very unfriendly results in Google for the real guy, and he has asked me to take steps to fix that. Thanks --Harish Rallapali 10:57, 14 May 2006 (UTC)

  • FOR THE THIRD TIME, THE ANSWER IS NO! --Jacknstock 14:36, 14 May 2006 (UTC)

New stuff for Sysops

We are starting some new top secret sysop plans. If you would like to continue to be an ED sysop, please email or aim me by July 6th. --girlvinyl 04:37, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

NOONE LOVES YOU

God fuck that was the funniest thing I ever saw, I laughed until I cried zombie_bomb 08:14, 2 July 2006 (UTC)

COntact me about MONGO

Those jackasses banned you and locked your talk page. We're going after MONGO in ArbComm, hoping that they won't put up with MONGO's trolling. Please contact me and put (anywhere) any evidence you think would be helpful

  • I don't think he's the hardvice from wikipedia-Ket Refill/lol 23:31, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
    • They're different Hardvices. --Sheneequa • Talk 00:16, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
      • Yup. See above at "How come no one noticed". AFAIK, he's some troll we banned waaaaay back in '04 with a grudge of some sort. That's what aussientn said, anyway.--hardvice 12:50, 25 July 2006 (UTC)

HELP

I am going mad. Tfo 17:16, 11 August 2006 (UTC)

  • Shit, that's about the only thing I do here these days.--hardvice 17:17, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
    • Also, Islam needs help. I hate my IRL job. Tfo 17:42, 11 August 2006 (UTC)

can you get on aim?

AIM!!! movie help --girlvinyl 05:47, 20 September 2006 (UTC)

  • Hold plz.--hardvice 05:49, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Get Pidgin, it fails less. -Grargarg 17:26, 9 November 2007 (CST)
    • Sorry, you're 14 months late :( --Sheneequa • Talk 17:46, 9 November 2007 (CST)

Cease and Desist

Well I think there needs to be an article on these being used on the internet here and since I'm not qualified to write them, I'm asking 3 attorney at lol if they might be able to. See [1] --Ritegroic 14:22, 29 July 2008 (CDT)

User:Gsp8181

Can you ban me forever and delete my user_talk without having to go on a murderous vandal rampage? Gsp8181 14:13, 27 January 2009 (CST)

THIS IMAGE

WHERE DID IT COME FROM? DO YOU HAVE A RAPIDSHARE OF IT? --Stumbles 16:21, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
WHERE DID IT COME FROM? DO YOU HAVE A RAPIDSHARE OF IT? --Stumbles 16:21, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
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