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Hello, I giv lulz

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--Jawsome^{RAWR BITCHES!!} 18:36, 29 June 2007 (CDT)

Contents 1 zomg aw4rdz 2 IRC 3 OH HAI 4 Can we please talk?

zomg aw4rdz

--Chankachankaboo 15:00, 30 June 2007 (CDT)

• o m g my life is complete --I giv lulz 15:02, 30 June 2007 (CDT)

IRC

On IRC my name is igl

GET ON IRC NOW --Blargh 15:52, 2 July 2007 (CDT)

you are cordially invited to a most festive occassion remarking the reestablish
ment of chaos and absurdity. you must bring a helmet and fruit garment depicting
the corrosion of society as a whole, and the triumph of swine. you must request
forgiveness at one of our easy to locate confession boxes and recite joyfully a
bursting paragraph from a humble literary product of lol internets.

Get on irc fgt --Entropy 12:56, 3 July 2007 (CDT)

OH HAI

hello.jpg meme is olllllllld. May I recommend Image:!spidercock.jpg instead? KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 16:49, 3 July 2007 (CDT)

• pff you know you still fap to goatse --I giv lulz 16:50, 3 July 2007 (CDT)
  • True, but the orgasm is so much more satisfying if there is large spider on a penis. I'm much more a cock man than an ass one anyway... KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 17:18, 3 July 2007 (CDT)

Can we please talk?

Before you keep doing this to me, can't we just talk? This is pointless. Is fighting really working out any problems? No. Angry Dude 20:18, 3 July 2007 (CDT)

• SHUT THE FUCK UP --I giv lulz 20:18, 3 July 2007 (CDT)

This fighting has to stop. If I shut up, will you just delete the article and let us move on with life? Angry Dude 20:20, 3 July 2007 (CDT)

• No ones fighting. You're trying to delete an article about you because you're a faggot butthurt. Newsflash - no one gives a shit. So GTFO. kthxbai --I giv lulz 20:22, 3 July 2007 (CDT)

--Blargh 21:26, 3 July 2007 (CDT)