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Contents 1 Funniest site EVAR 2 IRC woes 3 Cats 4 Kilt Linx 5 Nice pics. 6 Demotivators‎ 7 EDiot Map 8 Really Now 9 Testing Siggy 10 Question re: signiture. 11 Durrr? 12 Thanks! 13 HAI 14 - 15 Request Aeverine Nieves deletion 16 17 yea i'll get to that 18 Hay, be nice 19 Yamla 20 Grief / Grieve 21 page? 22 Thanks JB! 23 BWalmer 24 Miskatonic 25 RSVP 26 ha ha ODB just beat me to it, while I was making the message 27 Pokebei 28 Apathy.international 29 Aqua Dots 30 Calton 31 Re: Orphan 32 Ta! 33 Dude 34 Found it 35 Massimmollartyiomns 36 What? 37 Pages 38 Need help

[edit] Funniest site EVAR

[edit] IRC woes

Try this, and see if that works. Just fill in the username etc.-Ket--Talk to me 04:49, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

Suckage. Didn't work. --JailBait 05:55, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

• Try using tor then. Here is the site for it. You should be able to configure it and the like, its pretty straight forward-Ket--Talk to me 05:57, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Actually, scrap that, the gline is lifted-Ket--Talk to me 06:02, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Cats

Don't be afraid to use the crap and shit labels -- it's hard to know exactly where the shit articles are if they are uncategorized, that way we can find them and kill them. Tfo 19:09, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Kilt Linx

HEY THERE! Hey, JailBait/Archive1! I saw what you did with Dead Links I just wanted to say keep up the good work

--Is It Cos I Is Black? 04:19, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Nice pics.

What are you going to do with them all? You might also think about resizing them before you upload them.VandalFucker 19:20, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

• They are going in Demotivators, or whatever meme it is --JailBait 19:21, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Demotivators‎

HEY THERE! Hey, JailBait/Archive1! I saw what you did with Demotivators‎ I just wanted to say keep up the good work

dude, impressive. --Wattage 22:26, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

• I lurk much. --JailBait 22:54, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

• • Seconded on the fine job. I have at least 100 pix for the gallery.--Is It Cos I Is Black? 19:29, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] EDiot Map

I'll make a list of key #eds/EDiots and you can help me getting locations so's we can make the map. Here's a start:

• ODB:Los Angeles
• Weev:Orange County
• Blargh:Bakersfield
• Paco:San Francisco
• TFO:San Francisco
• Rubberduc:San Francisco(?)
• Quasidan:San Francisco(?)
• Hep:San Francisco
• Sheneequa:Seattle
• Blu Aardvark:(Oregon)
• Zewb:Houston
• Chillin:Houston(?)
• Eppigy:Tampa
• Januszeal:Tampa
• Sherrod:Chicago
• AJT:Chicago
• Wattage:Chicago
• Romantic:Chicago
• Ribo:Fairfax
• Banshee:New York
• JailBait:Tempe(?)
• Ket:Melbourne
• Yiri:Sydney
• Ms.Echelon:Canberra
• Einsidler:Perth
• Cadno:(Australia)
• Entropy:(Australia)
• Zionistacat:Stockholm
• Skuzz0r:(Poland)
• Abdul:Bristol
• Mandely:Dublin
• iiCATSii:Leeds
• NetsIsAwesome:Chicago
• Colin:(Scotland)
• RossyFox:(England)
• Abort,Fail,Retry(England)
• ShowMeDoMoney:(England)
• Bombuzal:(Scotland)
• VXP:(South America)
• Nihlidos(Chile)?
• TiCL:
• Billy:
• Towelie:
• Speedycat:
• Finney:
• Samsara:
• v0dka:
• Cyllene:
• Zen444:
• Miltopia:
• etcetela-etcetela-etcetela --Is It Cos I Is Black? 20:42, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Really Now

Very well then, however I should point it either version (including mine) is poorly written. At some point I may come back with a more elaborate way to point out that the original posting of that article was done so in such a manner for a pedophile to harass and groom and underage minor, and that Cuveen is a fine example of why sex offenders should get the death penalty. --Proximale 20:13, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Testing Siggy

   JailBait    talk    contribs  

• getting jiggy, nanananananana --Super Jamie 11:34, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Question re: signiture.

Can I has code? <3 --janus zeal 12:02, 22 June 2007 (CDT)

• I copied it, if thats alright <3, now I just have to figure out where to put it. --janus zeal 13:18, 22 June 2007 (CDT)
  • test? --   janus zeal    talk    contribs   13:19, 22 June 2007 (CDT)
    • moar testing. ~  janus zeal    talk    contribs   13:21, 22 June 2007 (CDT)
      • I'm sorry for spamming your talk page. ;_;   janus zeal    talk    contribs   13:23, 22 June 2007 (CDT)

Thief! These sigs really spam up the edit pages D: --   JailBait    talk    contribs   13:30, 22 June 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Durrr?

   JailBait    talk    contribs  

[edit] Thanks!

Thanks for reverting the shit on my talk page. I think I pissed that guy off in another life because that's the fifth time he's done it. --WM 22:50, 15 July 2007 (CDT)

[edit] HAI

Thank you for your help with the SERIES ON TROLLS. Feel free to add to it, btw. KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 00:43, 24 July 2007 (CDT)

[edit] -

Thanks for the welcome man, lurked for a while, DivineAngels's fucking retardation finally conned me into joining. Damn that lady is dumb! =D --TruePaige 23:35, 24 July 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Request Aeverine Nieves deletion

Well, I hate to disagree with you on this. But have filed a DMCA complaint. I may have to end up taking this to court. (Aeverine Frathleen Nieves 04:06, 6 August 2007 (CDT))

Why are you guys giving in to this nutty bitch? --INNCDNewsFan 10:35, 6 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit]

TY JB! Colbert for the save...again. I actually need to make it into a template but this will do for naow.

--OldDirtyMudkips 13:51, 11 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] yea i'll get to that

just give it some time. Although, I like orphans =).--Kirbytime 21:38, 18 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Hay, be nice

Hi!, thanks for the welcome, don't worry, I won't mess anything, I was just watching a template (the chosen rainbow one, very nice btw). By chance, I have the same new messages joke in my wiki, but instead Goatse, mine says something... let's say... less shocking :P.
This is not my real nick, it was just a test!!! (spit me)

[edit] Yamla

Okay.

I thought it was a crap page anyway, and was expecting it to be deleted.

Mind you, the guy is a fucktard. A lot more could be said about him than that stupid Portuguese Canadian Nelly Furtado bullshit. He just likes to wield his mighty banhammer for great justice all over the place, and accuses everyone of being socks of banned users, and likes to reban already banned users and then add extra accusations about them. He's just a right royal prick on a permanent power trip.

Anyway yeah sorry for creating work. Feel free to delete the article. Blissyu2 10:05, 26 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Grief / Grieve

I reverted since giving grief to people isn't the same as grieving -which suggests a dead relative or some shit.

--OldDirtyMudkips 21:21, 3 September 2007 (CDT)

[edit] page?

-Broken-mirror-glass-

sorry, i think i'm too stupid to link it to other pages. ive tried. you can delete if you want. i was trying to post some pictures of her and things but they're never in the right place.

[edit] Thanks JB!

--| »⇔«¿ 22:24, 16 October 2007 (CDT)

[edit] BWalmer

Sorry for the lack of skills - I'm kinda a noob at this shit but I'm fixing the coding as we speak. I dunno if you wanna delete the page still, but this guy kinda needs one anyhow - a 28 year old guy masterbating to kiddie shit? C'mon! Who wouldn't love to make fun of that? —The preceding comment was added by NoPMSplz, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

• Indents are not for wikis, and don't worry about BWalmer now, your formatting was just really bad at first. And Why did you make the article "Create an Article" instead of "BWalmer?" I'm sure a sysop could move it, or just copy-paste it into a new article and have "Create a page" deleted. --   JailBait    talk    contribs   18:05, 17 October 2007 (CDT)
  • "Create a page," rather. --   JailBait    talk    contribs   18:11, 17 October 2007 (CDT)

I've copied what I had saved so far on the page, so you can delete it if you want now. I'll make a page with the proper title. --NoPMSplz 07:07, 19 October 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Miskatonic

Hey, thanks for the welcome. Ive been reading ED for a long time and finally decided to join and contribute. So as a dumb noob, I would appreciate any help you can give me.

Im currently compiling an article on a DA pedo furry artist. She takes characters from a childrens cartoon and renames them (with no changes)to claim them. She then draws everything ranging from tentacle porn to guro of these characters... This girl is an attention whore ripe for the LULZ, and has given out all info, including her home address and phone across the internet. She has a huge fanbase that send porn to her house, draw her fanart and write pedo fanfiction of her fucking her favorite characters. Even then she creates emo rants threatening to kill her characters if no love is given, and her family members start DA clubs for her and her characters. And on top of it all she's a pious and devout christian (with a fursona plastered in christian symbols)who haets all porn despite filling her gallery and writing about her collection in every journal....

She's like the next snapesnogger... The time is ripe...

Unfortunately I need help doing screen captures, as currently she has over 3 years of lulzy journals just sitting there...Im reluctant to post this on the needed article page, as Im worried that she may delete her journals if she finds out that an article is being compiled. IS there any way I can get some secret help? If so who would be a willing recruit?

Also I have some parts of the article written. Is there anywhere I can post a preview for other ED guru's to review it for LULZ-factor before going public with it??

--Miskatonic 14:27, 20 October 2007 (CDT)

[edit] RSVP

ED:SysopApp --OldDirtyMudkips 20:26, 23 October 2007 (CDT)

[edit] ha ha ODB just beat me to it, while I was making the message

the same thing! --| »⇔«¿ 20:35, 23 October 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Pokebei

Yes. I have several screen-shots but I ran out of time to upload them. BowWowChikaBowWow 18:53, 29 October 2007 (CDT)

Thank you!! BowWowChikaBowWow 22:51, 29 October 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Apathy.international

never mind, situation resolved. thanks.

[edit] Aqua Dots

PROTIP: Before you flush anything, check the history -especially if it's a work in progress.

For starters: deleting something that a fellow Sysop is working on is bad form.

For dinner: even if it's not being worked on by a fellow Sysop, look at the contributions of the EDitor who created the page and if this user has a good record vis-a-vis his/her edits and overall understanding of how ED werks, give them the benefit of the doubt and let it be.

For desert (regardless of the above): if any article shows that the author gets the general idea and has the wiki-skillz-to-pay-the-bills, encourage them to work on it thusly: {{userspace}}.

For an after-dinner mint: if you absolutely have to flush an article that totally misses the target but was a nice try, leave a note on the EDitors page telling them to {{lurkmoar}} or direct them to ED:101

--OldDirtyBtard 02:19, 10 November 2007 (CST)

[edit] Calton

Can you restore the "Calton" page? I didn't know one existed. I can improve it.--Racoon 76 14:23, 10 November 2007 (CST)

Thanks. :)--Racoon 76 16:52, 10 November 2007 (CST)

[edit] Re: Orphan

>When you create a new page, namely Speed demos archive, please go to other pages and link it to that >page (sensibly please), otherwise, it becomes an Orphan, which nobody wants, as your page will never >be seen, and it makes for lots of work for other people. > >Please go around ED and fix your page, it will be appreciated by many. -- JailBait talk >contribs 22:40, 18 August 2007 (CDT)

I don't follow. What exactly do you want? How do you want me to link my page with others?

Note I put minimal time in creating that page as I don't give a tug of a dead goat's dick about SDA, 'just wanted to contribute what I cared to at the moment and expose their bullshittery on ED. If you want the article improved with additional notable info/pictures about that cumdumpster organization, get someone else. Cool?

Also, am too fucked up ATM but bear with me: how do I code redirection scripts e.g. if someone types in SDA, it will forward them to that article, or if they type in any variant of "Speed Demos Archive?"

-Xpenguin 14:12, 15 November 2007

[edit] Ta!

Thanks for correcting my fucktarded spelling. --Progeny 22:37, 24 November 2007 (CST)

[edit] Dude

Don't drop rainbow blinkies on all of the troll's talk pages. It's better to just ban and ignore them if they are a persistent faggot like that one, cause it just encourages them-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 00:28, 26 November 2007 (CST)

[edit] Found it

Thanks. Already found it and workin on it. He works quickly, I can always send him over when he's done injecting steroids in his ass. Peace. -Joyeuxpede 21:55, 26 November 2007 (CST)

[edit] Massimmollartyiomns

WhiteMystery and I were just chatting about this. We thought we'd "let them run with it" for now -- later we'll make it more third-person etc. It's probably an OK site; the problem is the self-promotional aspect. We can fix that later. In the mean time, noone will see it, and as long as they behave otherwise, things should be all right. I just told one of them to use Preview instead of saving. That seems like the main problem at the moment. Otherwise we'd hardly be aware! Sound cool? --| »⇔«¿ 00:25, 30 November 2007 (CST)

• Yeah I deleted it when I saw the previous deletion message, then saw your little talk right after I deleted it. I didn't bother restoring since I knew he'd recreate it again. --   JailBait    talk    contribs   00:29, 30 November 2007 (CST)

[edit] What?

What was so terrible about my addition? --Justin Time 17:14, 10 December 2007 (CST)

• Note: Replied --   JailBait    talk    contribs   18:54, 12 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] Pages

Why did you delete the pages I created!!?? Iindyysgvxc 18:46, 12 January 2008 (CST)

• Replied on your talk page. --   JailBait    talk    contribs   18:53, 12 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] Need help

A user has claimed that I am overstepping my bounds as a user. I don't know if I am or not and would like a sysop to decide. Please have a look at my and Rasinsmustdie's talk page. Thanks. SuperMonkeyMan 18:06, 15 January 2008 (CST)

Hey, if you're in a sysoppy mood, check Jawsome's talk page. The bottom part with the new bits. - Jasper _Jasper @ _MeowMail.com 19:06, 15 January 2008 (CST)

Thanks U. Replied and taken care of. --   JailBait    talk    contribs   19:22, 15 January 2008 (CST)