User talk:Khalnath
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[edit] The Welfare Whale
Can you tell me the story behind this? This woman was in IRC bitching up a storm earlier. --NeoLobster 22:33, June 10, 2007
[edit] The Welfare Reply
She's a user in an IRC channel I frequent. Everything that's in there is pretty much true as far as we know, she just hates hearing it put that way. The only real exception is the greenpeace photo, which is obviously not her. The log is factual also. She's been screaming and hollering in our IRC channel threatening lolsuits and generally getting laughed at. She also continues breaking redirects even though we have pointed out to her the correct approach to complaining. --Khalnath 02:04, 11 June 2007 (CDT)
[edit] LOL
She came in being all nice to me... She really really wants that picture of her family to go away. She may be willing to kiss your ass. She also says she's talking with a lawyer tomorrow to sue you individually for using her likeness. Sherrod posted her power word and e-mail to the support@encyclopediadramatica.com e-mail in IRC, and that really pissed her off. Here's a heads-up for you, anyway... She claims to be a paralegal, and she's pissed... Even though I don't think she's got a legal leg to stand on. --NeoLobster 02:11, 11 June 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Bwahahahahah
Paralegals are not worth the powder to blow them to hell, and she's not one anyway. Like the page says, she doesn't work and her dead husband pays for everything. We know her power word because the dumb bitch puts it in her /whois. FYI, that picture is available on photobucket. http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d192/kewian/5.jpg --Khalnath 02:13, 11 June 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Just my warning
I doubt she's serious enough to do something that involves a lawyer... but I'm just telling you what she said.
--NeoLobster 02:15, 11 June 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Fear not
She's made the threat to my face several times, I am not worried. Thanks for the heads up, though. Also, it appears that the admins have moved the page over to Kewian, and added a redirect from Kewian the Welfare Whale. LOL. --Khalnath 02:17, 11 June 2007 (CDT)
[edit] CONTEXT PLZ
So, the article really needs context of who she is, what she does, etc. It would make it far more interesting for the casual reader... KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 22:51, 11 June 2007 (CDT)
[edit] It's from...
- ... an IRC I frequent that doesn't want to attract ED trolls. The owner is nonstupid so I have chosen to honor his wishes. --Khalnath 22:56, 11 June 2007 (CDT)
- MOAR CONTEXT ADDED. --Khalnath 15:49, 12 June 2007 (CDT)
[edit] New York City
- Lol, fucking nuke it. I lol'd. ==Core 06:53, 12 June 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Sex
- I like you, I like sex. It's nice. The Towel of Doom 04:35, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
[edit] You
- I bet you're the kind of slimy piece of shit that could fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamned common courtesy to give him a reacharound! --Khalnath 04:38, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Cool people
- How do i became cool --Bleepbloop 05:18, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Make Shit Up
- Just put random shit on your user page there. Moar mudkipz is always good. --Khalnath 06:06, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Fuck You
- Fuck mudkips you fucking faggot. Jesus fucking christ this is not fucking /b/. -- Eppigy 13:03, June 13, 2007
[edit] Fuck You Too
- I'll fuck who I want where I want and when I want, regardless of whether they want it. If I want to fuck mudkipz, that DOEDSNT"T MAEK MEE U FAGGOT!?!? --Khalnath 15:07, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
- Seriously though, stop that bullshit, this really isn't /b/. Also stop adding crap, shit and internet templates to every article you don't personally find hilarious. Thanks. Paddy McGinty 15:18, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
[edit] FUCK EVERYONE, FOREVER
- HAY GUYZ WHATS GOIN ON N THIS THREAD? KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 15:49, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
- PS -- Putting stuff on n00bs user pages makes it harder to tell what edits to look at -- cuz it is the red users which are the most likely to do something which satiates my banhammer's need for butthurt vandal blood. LOL KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 15:49, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
- Noted. --Khalnath 15:50, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
[edit] O I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR.
- Yes im the Rembrant you know. Am I still a fgt? --Rembrant is too stupid to sign comments.
[edit] New comments go at the bottom, fucktard
- Also, sign your posts on talk pages, plzkthx. How goes the faggotry on AASP? I'd tell you to get on irc fgt, but I've been banned for 24h for saying this wasn't funny. Please further vandalize my user page and make Kewhale's Page moar funny. --Khalnath 18:10, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
- Meh, I just forgot to sign, anyway I got banned as well, just for saying "Hey". It is fucking madness. They still can't say the word No u right =7. I was going to troll their forum but I got banned. So I have no idea what kind of faggotry they are doing, Probably another circle jerk =7. Rembrant 20:28, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Faggot
You are one! A GREETING SPIDER APPROACHES! 20:22, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Sure am
- Moar cock plz. --Khalnath 20:27, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
[edit] OH GOD
Lol I'de love to vandalize your page but its protected lol Rembrant 20:44, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
- Feel free to catch your buddy Khalnath on his AIM: KhalnathDrake and MSN: khalnath@hotmail.com --Eppigy 20:51, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
- DAMN IT HE MOVED THE PIC. Rembrant 21:09, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
- I was trying to make it mangle the page less, but it just ended up mangling it differently. If it really bothers you move it back and I won't wrestle you over it. --Khalnath 21:12, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Some lulz for you
- See hear for discussion of the lock. --Khalnath 20:45, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
- Your turning into a lolcow =7. Rembrant 21:15, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
[edit] HAY GUYS WHERE DO THESE PICS GO?
Rembrant 23:38, 13 June 2007 (CDT)- I dunno? Try the longcat page. --Khalnath 23:43, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
- long person is long. --FUCK ME IN THE ASS WITH A BROOM 23:43, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
[edit] IMPORTANT READ NOW
Apology accepted. --Zewbie-chan 17:50, 14 June 2007 (CDT)
- Makes me glad I scrolled straight to the bottom of the page and didn't see it. ;) --Khalnath 03:27, 15 June 2007 (CDT)
- I LOL'DRembrant 11:08, 19 June 2007 (CDT)
[edit] u suck
u suck lol Rembrant 18:49, 22 June 2007 (CDT)
[edit] I C WUT U DUN THR.
Oh, why hello there Peppery 04:03, 26 August 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Brynne Has Been Moved To User:Khalnath/Brynne.
Hey, you've made an article about Brynne that, unfortunately, doesn't meet our current standards. Please keep working on it here. Once you have worked on it, contact a sysop to see if you've improved it enough. If you don't know what to do, here are some tips:
- Do not recreate your article in the main namespace. Work on it here.
- Read ED:LULZ, ED:101, and ED:RR.
- Make it long enough to be worth reading (a few paragraphs, at least).
- Use headings and insert images.
- Link to a few sources. We appreciate embellishments, but frown on outright fabrications.

