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Hey... do you have a recommendation for the new 'article of the week'? What's a good one? --girlvinyl 20:19, 4 Jan 2005 (GMT)

HAY. I LOVE THESE NEW ARTICLES! I put you as a featured user. LIVE IT LEARN IT LOVE IT! <3++ --girlvinyl 22:54, 9 Jan 2005 (GMT)

  • i've got some ideas for others, but i'm not quite in the state to write them up at the moment. THX THOUGH A+++ WILL WRITE AGAIN --kh
    • Awesome, sir. Now that LJ is back, its a lot easier to go there and reference stuff for articles here. God. Without ljd it's like flying blind over here. Weeeeeeeeee. Ok, <3++, going to lunch now! --girlvinyl 23:06, 9 Jan 2005 (GMT)

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[edit] can't stop

killhamster got me pregnant

you too? --Awshit 05:02, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

[edit] wtf

dude sry re: outdated info, I didn't know. --Quasidan 23:04, 13 Feb 2005 (UTC)

  • i thought everybody knew by now --kh
    • I didn't!!!!!!!! can you give me 411 --Quasidan 23:30, 13 Feb 2005 (UTC)

[edit] nice sig

sup --Q\DAN 07:11, 5 Mar 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Power

Hey, when do BW and I get some weight to throw around? I want to be part of this clique too. :( --無 & Ghostlight 21:47, 8 Mar 2005 (UTC)

  • lol, no shit, that was a lot of work. I want power or sex, or both! --BiGPimpin 21:49, 8 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    • He'll be back tomorrow in the afterglow of his masturbation. I'm predicting "S". --無 & Ghostlight 21:52, 8 Mar 2005 (UTC)
      • I'll take "X: --BiGPimpin 21:53, 8 Mar 2005 (UTC)
  • you'd have to ask girlvinyl. and it involves some very embarrassing activities. --kh/ what 21:54, 8 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    • I already did those. What's your prediction? --無 & Ghostlight 21:55, 8 Mar 2005 (UTC)
      • i predict you'll have to do more. --kh/ what 21:56, 8 Mar 2005 (UTC)

[edit] modding

You arrived a little late on this little drama. I think I've dealt with it adequately. --Aussieintn 02:34, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)

  • i still like to shout menacingly and wave my e-penis around. --kh/ what 02:36, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    • Oh, is that what it is? I thought it was a slug. --Aussieintn 02:41, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)
      • bullet. --kh/ what 02:54, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)

Egads and zounds! By protecting the articles that were the center of all the drama, I've stifled virtually all activity! --Aussieintn 03:09, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)

  • We're all afraid kh will rape us.--Argos 03:11, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    • I'm not, I'm just trying to grin and bear through it. --無 & Ghostlight 03:15, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Diarrhea/Diahrrea

You messed up my little joke. :-( --Scarletto the sock puppet talk to Scarletto 00:43, 30 May 2005 (UTC)

  • i don't joke about poor spelling. --kh/ what 01:09, 30 May 2005 (UTC)
    • You lead a miserable, humorless existence... at least, in regard to poor spelling. What can we do except laugh about it? Poor spellers are incapable of learning. They're like rocks, except that they don't make good paperweights. --Scarletto the sock puppet talk to Scarletto 01:16, 30 May 2005 (UTC)
      • you can use a rock to immobilize them and convert them into paperweights though. --kh/ what 01:27, 30 May 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Great minds and all that

You got in a few minutes before me.... --Scarletto the sock puppet talk to Scarletto 03:46, 21 Jun 2005 (UTC)


[edit] Comments go in the talk page, douche

What the fuck is your problem? Why are you so intent on flaming me? And how dare you criticize me for "not being funny" when you've made some of the shittiest contributions to date on this terribly UNfunny website? And how do you NOT know what cookie cutter rock is? Cutting and pasting slightly different parts into the same basic skeletal structure of a song? YOu're a fucking nimrod. -- CinnamonCinder

  • you're from TOW aren't you? --kh/ what 15:04, 12 Jul 2005 (UTC)

[edit] I have a vagina

Sorry about that shit, thanks for helping me be a man. --pg

  • don't blank pages. --kh/ what 17:10, 1 Aug 2005 (UTC)
    • Sorry --pg 17:15, 1 Aug 2005 (UTC)
      • i'll be nice but don't let aussie catch you. --kh/ what 17:18, 1 Aug 2005 (UTC)
        • Yeah, he got me. How am I supposed to write an article on uk_bone when he forwards it to me? O.o
          • Probably because he thinks one of you is the other's sockpuppet. Both of you are being criminally unfunny though - add FUNNY drama and/or lulz. Or better yet, if you really are a chick, show us your tits. --Crux 18:14, 2 Aug 2005 (UTC)
            • I don't think one is the other's sock puppet. Rather, I do think externalization is evident. --Banbot talk to Banbot 01:04, 3 Aug 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Pi

I was just going to put Pi's banning up for vote, as I have with NeantHumain2. Sure, Areems was never funny, but Pi was sending it back in the wrong direction. Is Areems his "special friend"? --Banbot talk to Banbot 02:57, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)

  • I didn't realize what would be considered unfunny. Welcome to I'm a noob. Again, sorry. Pi 03:46, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)

[edit] plz join

Make sure you're a member here: ed_admins. Thanks. --girlvinyl 07:18, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)

[edit] NapSpit2

Hah, I beat you to the banbutton. --Banbot talk to Banbot 05:00, 10 Aug 2005 (UTC)

[edit] FUCKING WITH JESUITX'S TALK PAGE

APPARENTLY YOU DONT SEE THE HUMOR IN RECENTCHANGES SPAM (AND ALL CAPS) LIKE I DO

Killhamster has many interest hobbies.
Killhamster has many interest hobbies.
  • butts --kh/ what 05:40, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Hella Article

How was I supposed to know you don't sign your articles? I just got here? In fact, I don't even know if I'm trolling your talk page correctly. --Weirdointhecorn 05:07, 25 Nov 2005 (UTC)

  • Maybe because none of the articles are signed. --Heart of Goldfish 05:41, 25 Nov 2005 (UTC)
    • Maybe there should be more instructions for noobs. And shut up. --Weirdointhecorn 06:13, 26 Nov 2005 (UTC)
      • Try the little link 'Help' on the screen at the left. --WKD 06:20, 26 Nov 2005 (UTC)
      • hello please try to pay attention to the {{welcome}} that EVERYFUCKINGBODY gets. i see at least one posted in recentchanges each day. --kh/ what 06:25, 26 Nov 2005 (UTC)

[edit] What?

Ok....What?

  • posting in a banme thread --kh/ what 14:38, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

[edit] More power

So, you're proposing some kind of nuclear revert? --bass!tard Eat 09:13, 22 Feb 2006 (UTC)

[edit] This section reserved for admin crap

i'm going back to bed now, i don't want to wake up to this nonsense again. --kh/ what 12:16, 19 Nov 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Reversion

Kindly stop reverting my page. - nathanr 21:15, 25 Feb 2006 (UTC)

  • kindly eat my ass. --kh/ what 21:41, 25 Feb 2006 (UTC)
    • No thanks, you'd enjoy it too much. Stop screwing with my page. - nathanr 21:49, 25 Feb 2006 (UTC)
      • ok. wait, no. --kh/ what 21:55, 25 Feb 2006 (UTC)
        • I banned him for a few hours so that he might cool off. --Bastardman 21:57, 25 Feb 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Upload File

Has this been deliberately turned off, or is there just a bug? I'm getting the following error message:

Warning: move_uploaded_file(/var/www/ed/wiki/images/7/7a/1abciwrote.png): failed to open stream: Permission denied in /var/www/ed/wiki/includes/SpecialUpload.php on line 312

Warning: move_uploaded_file(): Unable to move '/tmp/phpCvfCwE' to '/var/www/ed/wiki/images/7/7a/1abciwrote.png' in /var/www/ed/wiki/includes/SpecialUpload.php on line 312 Ginger Snaps 17:47, 26 Feb 2006 (UTC)

  • it's borked, someone is working on it as far as i know. --kh/ what 18:20, 26 Feb 2006 (UTC)


[edit] Has the bomb been made?

Please tell me it is so. (You also forgot to ban T00wjbj)--Riboflavin 04:42, 18 Mar 2006 (UTC)

  • no bomb, just me abusing a tabbed browser and my RAM. --kh/ what 04:44, 18 Mar 2006 (UTC)
    • Oh, well...Then I am humbled! Until the bomb is made! *Salutes*--Riboflavin 04:48, 18 Mar 2006 (UTC)

[edit] 'sup?

Hey, Steve. --Heidi

[edit] New stuff for Sysops

We are starting some new top secret sysop plans. If you would like to continue to be an ED sysop, please email or aim me by July 6th. --girlvinyl 04:39, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Why'd you do it?

Why'd you ban User:JackBlackJohnsonpwnsED?

"No reason, I just like doing stuff like that."-Killhamster.

PS: I know why.--Zen444 19:39, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

(Block log); 19:37 . . Killhamster (Talk | contribs) (blocked "User:CF rulez" with an expiry time of infinite: what is this faggot day) - LULZ -Rogerthelodger 19:40, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Who are they?

Who are ED's adversaries?--Zen444 19:43, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

  • the reptoids. --kh/ what 19:45, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Lol... wut?--Zen444 19:47, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
    • This will tell all [1] ~ CATS 19:49, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Hey

Welcome back (even though you left before my time). I noticed you're cleaning up some gaming articles. If you ever need help with that category, User:Endedrural (another sysop) and User:Pink Poodle have done some great content there. WM 12:37, 14 July 2008 (CDT)

  • i was around when you showed up, i just stayed behind the scenes having fits of emo. thanks for the welcome though, i'm just digging through stuff here and there whilst keeping an eye on the recent changes, waiting for sherrod or someone to notice i'm back. --kh/ what 12:40, 14 July 2008 (CDT)
  • Cool please let me know if you need a hand with anything sysopish - page deletes or whatever. WM 12:42, 14 July 2008 (CDT)
  • wow i get my own slave? am i that legendary? --kh/ what 12:46, 14 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] lol

Personal army articles annoy the crap out of me. Dude was a faggot. --Drunkenlazybastard 01:53, 15 July 2008 (CDT)

  • It makes me miss my banhammer, I've been gone for a long long time but nothing's changed. --kh/ what 01:55, 15 July 2008 (CDT)
  • yea, trufax. It would be cool to have you back on the god squad if you have the time and inclination. --Drunkenlazybastard 01:56, 15 July 2008 (CDT)
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