User talk:Killhamster/archive03
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Happy new year bitches
This page was getting hueg.
»»What 21:28, 31 December 2008 (CST)
AOTN
Thanks for the grammer fixes, I am the worst. i was hoping someone would double check them. Besides that do they look ok? Penni-piper (wha?)
12:03, 2 January 2009 (CST)
Hey
it was my first article. I know it needs more work —The preceding comment was added by TheKhan, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
- To be fair, it's a lot better than most people's first articles.
»»What 21:57, 3 January 2009 (CST)
...I got 3 admins on my page off of one bad article. U,Maru,Conan I'm sorry for pissing you off I wasn't trying to. I was just making an article. I didn't want it to be shitty but, it ended up being. It was an accidental fail but still a fail.C.crazythaGreyone 05:21, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
Aspierations
I made some new ones of my own. Are they worth shitting up the Aspierations article, or should I add each section to it's relative page? Or delete the whole damn thing?
--
MudkipsPlz •Is watching you masturbate• 16:30, 6 January 2009 (CST)
lolicatgirls.swf
Is this really worth documenting? All the links are broken and there really aren't any lulz or confirmation it's a meme. Although it does have a lot of pageviews the article is a very crappy stub and doesn't really seem to have a place here on ED. Are you cool if it if I delete it? Crazyconan Wanna chat?
00:23, 11 January 2009 (CST)
- I removed the article, but expanded the section on the Rickroll article. Also removed it from the memes template and redirected to Rickroll. Crazyconan Wanna chat?
00:48, 11 January 2009 (CST)
Could this be Tim Buckley?
What do you think? I'm trying to figure out if it's him or a failure of a troll. Pink Poodle *yap*
08:11, 12 January 2009 (CST)
Chris Chan
That article covers one of the only funny things to spring up in awhile. I have no problem with people trying to clean up an article but whittling it down to a few bytes is not a solution. The table on the article fucks up the fluidity and the entire mess could be solved by sectioning up the article. A majority of that article is entertaining and it needs to be kept but in a more manageable but continuous format. I reverted the deletion because the timeline which provided crucial background information was scrapped for no reason. Please find a better way to fix the article without killing shittons of funny information.
It was protected. Oh well thanks anyways ):
This might be useful to you though:
<weevaboo> basically
<weevaboo> chris-chan needs
<weevaboo> a timeline
<weevaboo> with separate articles
<weevaboo> for individual events
<weevaboo> or maybe
<weevaboo> some sort of collapsing shit
<weevaboo> branching off the timeline
<phobos> I would be up to it
<phobos> but the collapsables will take up so much time
<phobos> Something other than the shitty image gallery table it has now
<phobos> I think the best approach would be a vertical table at the top of the mother page
<phobos> With links to each era
-=- Phobos
Just as a note..
Drama Hotel is to be the more non-/b/ inspired drama side of Habbo, which isn't really documented elsewhere, other than the Habbo Hotel, and that's relatively vague. I'm hoping to merge them both at some point, once the raids have completely died, since it would be both FUCKING HUGE and the raids would almost have to have their own seperate subpage, which is a social no-no. So creating this side allows the current content to continue as-is, while adding in fresh drama that nobody's tapped before. That Thing There 13:58, 14 January 2009 (CST)
those rape blurbs you've been doing, re: Harry
Why stop at sandpaper? Coat it with some sticky substance and ground broken glass. Replicant10000 14:03, 14 January 2009 (CST)
- I approve of this. That Thing There 14:04, 14 January 2009 (CST)
DMR
I think it has potential, but not a whole lot. Can we do AfD on this one, instead of just {{shit}}? That Thing There 01:48, 18 January 2009 (CST)
- Hah, gotchya. Still going by the old ED style, forgive me. That Thing There 02:00, 18 January 2009 (CST)
Note taken
I'll watch for sore toes, my apologies. - From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking
01:25, 20 January 2009 (CST)
mirrors
A Google search for Magibon doesn't display the ED article.Mindlessape 03:14, 23 January 2009 (CST)
Could I have some feedback please?
I just finished editing the India article, is it good enough for article of the now? I also finished the Iran article a while ago, how is that one? Solarius 22:50, 25 January 2009 (CST)
Brendan Lash
You know, maybe its just me, but i don't think fucking up some poor kid's life is all that funny. He's already gone through enough and I think making an article about him is going too far. Anyquestions 10:55, 27 January 2009 (CST)
Mintah
As per [Mintah], Relax pal, I just went to have a lunch break. --Ghet 14:56, 1 February 2009 (CST)
Mintah
it's stubby and need wikification pics lulz etc. thanks for your patience, im cleaning it up throughout the day. i have a good track record on these articles, i'm just real busy at the moment. —The preceding comment was added by Ghet, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
Hi
All other wikipedians get a post why not me? SwirlBoy39 17:58, 2 February 2009 (CST)
Delete Image:Wikiglitter.jpg
Doesn't seem useful to me. Still orphaned two years after being uploaded. 0ttre 21:17, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
- Don't just ignore me! I know the image was uploaded by a sysop, but it's not being used (really not that funny) and you can link to vandalism using diffs. In fact, there should be some sort of policy to stop this happening. 0ttre 16:53, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
sig
was my signature breaking the internet?
(wha?)
Penni-piper
17:01, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
About deleting the 4chan page
Is this because you were banned from 4chan? If so, do you think they care that the page is being deleted? Or, in fact, are you just doing this out of butthurt? If you really think it can start drama, I support thee, but don't ruin lulz (4chan bashing is one of my favorite things on E.D.) for me and others just because you are mad you can't raid anymore. - Flyinpigfetus Message 05:11, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
- You don't honestly think I didn't immediately get a new IP so I could continue swearing at /b/tards do you? This is all for the lulz.
»»What 05:17, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
Anthony Stancl
i need help making it im a n00b--Longcat88 08:01, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
Hi
You are one cool guy. - CyberDevil 05:17, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
helps pwease
can you look at the AOTN and check the grammer, please. I am the worst at writing them I have no sense of the english language. Thank you
(wha?)
Penni-piper
16:20, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
Thanks for the Unban
As stated above. --Stumbles 05:23, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
Image:Devham1.gif
Did you full protect this image? Why am I not able to upload a new, enhanced version of this file? Lunix proxy 09:48, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
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GFDLcopyOfLunixUser 03:19, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
This chap
User:JimmyPhreps121 is a sock of User:JeremyPhelps112 who was blanking and spamming 911truth.com in random articles earlier. -Wit 16:33, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
Striking
Tell me Mr. Hotshot, if striking through text ISN'T funny, than why is it that I see it used on nearly EVERY FUCKING PAGE?
—The preceding comment was added by Jesus Juice, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
Disregard, I suck
I fail, why b8tched to 3 time? Don't you people got's a hive mind?Tenacon 22:10, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
Something for you
I saw this and thought of you.
- Raspberry Rush (talk) 01:32, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
Repentance
- For verily, I have seen the errors in my Wiki incompetence! Please forgive me, oh mighty Killhamster! Oh yeah, and I fixed up my article. -Chronicler
- Yah, I think I'll repent too. Sorry for the quibbling. I still think it'd have been good as its own article but rendering it a redirect page is good too. --AlphaFactor 04:45, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
niggers
prease to be unbanned oh graet hampsterzilla-san me love you rong time Crazyconan Wanna chat?
06:38, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
You'll have to ask for me, he never checks his talk page. Crazyconan Wanna chat?
06:40, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
Du bist doof
How may I repent for my evident lack of lulz? Where can I acquire lulz? Jimbo Wales? BonarLaw 23:30, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
Shrinking Misty
Just wondering why it was deleted. Forgive me as I am newb. YorkieDorkie 06:38, 20 February 2009 (UTC)
What what in teh butt?
Well, it was slapped together in a few minutes, so how do I maked good article? I think the pet store concept is funny.
It's not about somebody nobody knows. It's about a person from a large community that we make fun of often and an ED page would increase our lulz so stop being a faggot and leave us alone.—The preceding comment was added by Zintos, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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--zaigertalkplx
04:07, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
Jessica Brooks Has Been Moved To User:AlphaFactor/Jessica Brooks.
Yes my liege. --AlphaFactor 14:18, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
wha
MY HORSE I LOVED PADRON IS ON U=TUBE, HE DIED LAST JUNE 2007. I REMEMBERED THAT HE GOT STUNG ON THE PENIS BY A BAD WASP AND WAS HAVING PROBLEMS BREATHING THE LAST TIME I SAW HIM, HE DIED SHORTLY AFTER THAT. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL HORSE
WHAT THIS IS THIS THAT YOU POST ON ONLINE WEBPAGE ? --Bryce - Talk to me! (contribs) 18:31, 1 March 2009 (UTC)
AIDS
| | HEY THERE! Hey, Killhamster/archive03! I saw what you did with voicing concern over aids. I just wanted to say keep up the good work |
Klondikebar 01:22, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
I has a question Mr. Hamster.
How does one collapse a second level heading so a reader has to press the "+" in order to read more?
That or how does one get Jewtube Videos into a compacted state so one must use the "next" button in order to see the next video in the little section?
--Asscrackers2 01:45, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
Reverts
Heh, heh. No problem. Though I must say that I almost ran out of ammo back there.
Rofl.
PageChatContribs 06:04, 13 March 2009 (UTC)
Yet another question
I'm trying to make a contribution, but its still shit. Is it just a notable issue, or there just isn't enough lulz there yet? Advise plz -AfroPuffs 15:24, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
Update: Thanks for the feedback. Unfortunately in my noobness I never took screenshots of the other things that happened prior to their deletion, so I had no other links. Perhaps some additional things will come about from the thread that still exists. Again, thanks for the feedback -AfroPuffs 15:39, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
Hello again! Would you mind looking at my article again? She's decided that making fun of her on the net is a criminal act and now she says IM PRESSIN CHARGES!!!1. Thanks -AfroPuffs 13:39, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
Cancer
You are the cancer that is killing ED. —The preceding comment was added by Muffinz525, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Messages
KH I appreciate the messages, but neither of those articles is improving, neither has anything to offer, and both are just like unfunnypedia attempts at forced memes.PatrickBateman 15:00, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
Lockage
Hello Killhamster. Is there any way you may lock those two pages. --Pierced Anonymous
15:01, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
Thanks --Pierced Anonymous
15:04, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
Msscribe
So, so many quotes and boring evidence, I don't know what to do. More shiny pics? help plskthnx. Damn-o-tron 02:05, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
Egg Girl
I do believe that it has become a fine example of what a good ED article should be like. Could I go ahead and place it under Good New Articles Shrubkike was here 16:19, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
- Done. - Raspberry Rush (talk)
Sry hugs tiem nao?!
I really did want to apologize for being an epic cock befoar. Axmann 05:11, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
ED more accurate than WP
I can now say that ED is more neutral than WP. Axmann 05:11, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
Wut
I got deopped by jacknstock?Arguecat3(Stalk)![]()
16:05, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
Vandalism spree
I lol'd.--Jizzy McDildo 20:54, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
Sprechen sie Deutsch?
not at all sorry --Mqfluquerton 01:15, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
- lol k --Mqfluquerton 01:31, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
Hey
I was wondering if you could show some lieniency towards the article I've made, CRoadwarrior. I'm still working on it, and I hope to get it up to ED standards, hopefully with help from the fine people here. This idiot may not seem notable, but he really is, as he's abused DMCA and Copyright claim forms to have haters of his videos banned from Jewtube. Also, nice to meet you, thought I should introduce myself to you as well. Have a nice day! AnonOfTheWeek09 23:57, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
DISR-nevermind lol.
Lol, thanks for improving the bat-fuck-awful grammar on the page. S'my first article. Also, I'll keep in mind that strikethrough and DISREGARD THAT isn't fucking funny. Thanks! AnonOfTheWeek09 06:49, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
bah
what was that for? Dna 18:19, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
TBTO
yay or nay?-- What would you do for a ? 23:50, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
Opera
Is the most amazing browser, dude. How the fuck do people not use it? quick, sleek skins and easy access. -MATTY
X (OH SHI-) 11:57, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Hello KH
Hello KH,
I admit that I may have done things the wrong way. I am not really a resident of this place, and I don't spend all my time on here, but I don't see one wrong thing about defending myself after an attack by people who were unfamiliar with the case and wanted to harass me and abuse me. I found it abusive that you replaced my note with another note that said "I AM AN ABSOLUTE FAGGOT". I also see nothing wrong with asking a simple question, and how I could have gone about it.
I am not acting a cunt about the TJC thread. I just want it removed. If you could just respect this request, please do and remove it. Tinepoch 15:28, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Also, my user page: I would like to be able to edit my own user page and remove the images. I never wanted a user page in the first place. Tinepoch 15:30, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
SUPERJAIL!
So i herd u were going to work on this, if so, mind if I help out? Also a fan of the show myself. Crazyconan Wanna chat?
03:13, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
Funny, when the joke's on you
So, you're going to protect the really rather lame joke of some counter-troll wannabe who was CAUGHT within a couple of minutes as BEING AN IMPOSTOR?| | HEY FUCKTARD! Killhamster/archive03, you are being a stupid cunt! You need to stop now. Keep it up and you gonna get raped. |
--Thekohser 15:02, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
GREETINGS SLAUGHTERRODENT
I'm taking a course in Mass Communication Law, and the professor allowed us to pick a topic for our final paper. I decided to do it on ED and how it could be affected by the laws pertaining to libel, slander and other charges that could be presented in an lolsuit against the site. I assume I could learn a great deal simply by reading the site's disclaimer, but do you think any of the founders, like, say, GV, could provide some sort of additional info? Or do we have an admin who specializes in this sort of thing? Shrubkike was here 16:51, 9 April 2009 (UTC)
- Also, it looks to me (but I might be wrong) like this wave of furry vandals are somehow using IPs from other users as ways of vandalizing. The last guy who popped up was using one previously used by PirateSmackK. Shrubkike was here 00:38, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
- UNO: I'd say talk to GV or ajt about all that, maybe weev. They're all well-versed in e-law. DOS: They're all proxies, apache webservers and whatnot. Ban with extreme prejudice.
»»What 00:52, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
Edward_IV
PLease kill that, the OP redid it.
-- What would you do for a ? 02:01, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
RC
Check those hosts for all those people joining in the last few minutes, I'm very positive at least one of them is the same guy. I can identify the guy now as well, but he deleted his Youtube account as soon as I said something like "Stop acting like you're not the vandal, it's pathetic". Like 3 minutes later, BALEETED. The name was berrypievision2 lol --MATTY X IS A GIANT HOMO
I'm sure I shall be B& for telling you what to do but . . .
Don't ban the Kevin & Kell vandals too soon. Let's have some fun with them first.--
MudkipsPlz •Is watching you masturbate• 20:54, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
THANKS, KH
Just wanted to say thank you for being a decent human being and helping to protect my privacy rights. I honestly don't care at all what negative, slanderous, lulz-less things people have to say about my YouTube persona here, as long as my IRL name isn't attached to them. If that article came up when a prospective future employer of mine did a google search, I imagine it'd be pretty damn hard to land a job.
I would like you to know that I did get a message on my talk page from scuzzkill (more like "scumbag" amirite?) that really indicates he's not here for e-drama, but to, in fact, threaten my privacy.
"I'll plaster your name all over the web if you try to erase it here, so I wouldn't recommend that"
I'm also interested in talking about whether or not my private and personal pictures from my myspace page are in any way related to my YouTube persona. Honestly, the level of creepy stalker-ish behavior to which some lowlifes will stoop to make someone else look "bad" here is rather well...creepy.
~Kyle (AkewsticRockR)
Fattmonkey(fattmonkey) 12:53, April 15 2009 (EST)
Stormfront
It is very much notable for an ED article; thank you for seeing that. It's the biggest WN site on the internets, how could it not have a seperate article here? There is massive lulz potential on that site.--And Tuesdays 23:42, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
Back?
You back at your old tricks eh? :) -PirateOfTheSea 15:19, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
Check
That's why I was leaving it up, as pageblanking is pretty stupid, even if it does make logical sense. - From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking
20:18, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
Hay bb
Can I have my talkpage unlocked? I'm feeling crafty. - Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Your Captain Speaking... Is there anyone on-board that can fly a plane?
04:36, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
Lincoln Continental → Abraham Lincoln
Hey, could you move Lincoln Continental back to Abraham Lincoln? The pretty lame joke isn't even referenced on the page itself, and it's already in Template:politics as the latter.
It was moved by Aussieintn way back in the day for no particular reason, unless it's some really funny joke I've just never heard of. --Bryce - Talk to me! (contribs) 23:14, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
Nevermind, zaiger did it. --Bryce - Talk to me! (contribs) 00:48, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
Metal
I've been meaning to ask about this for a while. Why is the metal page about a furry? I think the Metal_(music) should be moved to metal and metal be moved to metal (furry). What do you think? --Pierced Anonymous
15:04, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
- I think "Metal-Kitty" would be more appropriate as opposed to just "Metal (furry)", considering it's his DA username. But yeah, your call.
PageChatContribs 22:57, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
I have made a new page
I would like your guidance and/or approval. Thanks. Earfetish 21:29, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
TFWheelieHornet
Maybe it just needs a better, more experienced writer. I agree though, sucks ass. -MATTYX
PROVIDE ME YOUR GUIDANCE!
Dan
Changing his quotes, 'specially things he's incorrectly typed on the internet takes away from his stupidity. :P - From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking
05:12, 23 May 2009 (UTC)
hehe
As requested bro, :D MattyXtalkcontribs
Sorry if there was a conflict
I tried reverting "passwordsarehistory"'s bullshit too. I should have known you guys where on the case already. Hope it didn't cause any database conflicts or something. --Sagechu 00:15, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
vein-chan
oh man
| | HEY THERE! Hey, Killhamster/archive03! I saw what you did with Vein-chan I just wanted to say keep up the good work |
thank you <3. --piilu talk contribs
on 17:04, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
hey
nice tunes dude. - Raspberry Rush (talk)
- no, I'm lazy with Twitter. I saw you drop the url onto your userpage in recent changes. - Raspberry Rush (talk)
Help naming Dan's new slut article
Creating a new article on Sissy, a fundie slut who's adding to Dan Lirette's ED-mockery page. We have plenty of info, just needing guidance on how to name it. Real name, 'Sissy'(internet/real life nickname), or 'amyleefan14'(internet username)???? I'm leaning toward Sissy since it'd make a great/creepy article name but I'm not sure about proper ED etiquette JackNapier 17:33, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
- I'd suggest using amyleefan14, as it's what she goes by OTI and what would bring in the google hits. We try to avoid the IRL names for articles unless the retards are using said IRL names all over the internet.
»»What 23:08, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
- A little late, we found out who she really is, for real. She was trolling both us goons and Dan at the same time for her own benefit. PS wait until you hear from User:ZoSoZodiac to publish both articles(He'll say which ones, not Cassandra's) and send me an email so I can inform BadFanFics of how they've been played for 2 years. JackNapier 17:12, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
- Nevermind ZoSo's beating a dead horse with Dan atm and said I can publish it. Jenny Leister JackNapier 19:33, 2 June 2009 (UTC)



